CWC Pics

[Christ-Chan]

Legos are bad enough but those goddamn cords on his glasses remind me of a 65 year old librarian. They're just terrible.

Chris will make you feel, simultaneously, like you're robbing the cradle, the grave and the mental asylum.

 

[The Joker]

Bob looks like the senile granpa playing with his grandson on Christmas morning. It is kind of sad that Chris had granparents for parents growing up.

 

[bradsternum]

Bob looks like the senile granpa playing with his grandson on Christmas morning. It is kind of sad that Chris had granparents for parents growing up.

 

[The Joker]

If he got a decent haircut, he could look almost normal here.

 

[deeman]

I think there was at least one photo of LEGO CWCville Mk I that showed that police station. I think I can see it behind Chris's left shoulder.

Also, I love how he's just sitting there probably thinking he's king of the world, but the face either says "DERP!" or "I just shit myself. Oh well, I'll just do nothing."

I know my eyesight is pisspoor, but i LOL'd when i misread that book on the down right as "Ultimate Blame Library"

 

[drmccoy]

Bob looks like the senile granpa playing with his grandson on Christmas morning. It is kind of sad that Chris had granparents for parents growing up.

Bob's PSA: USE A CONDOM.

 

[Gothicserpent]

If he got a decent haircut, he could look almost normal here.

God he looks arrogant here.

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

God he looks arrogant here.

really? I was getting more of a "just shit myself" vibe.

 

[KillerKarlKox]

really? I was getting more of a "just shit myself" vibe.

Indeed, like he just let go a really big fart and was hoping no one noticed.

 

[Sadcake]

If he got a decent haircut, he could look almost normal here.

Godbear he looks ragged. I would ask "How the hell has he aged so fast" but we already know.

 

[milkshark]

If he got a decent haircut, he could look almost normal here.

To this day Chris is still clean shaven, despite the other hygiene habits he's lacking. Never does Chris show up photographed with stubble from skipping shaving. Apart from the douche goatee he had in his classic days, Chris' ugly mug has been hairless from the ears down.

 

[theobservdr]

I know my eyesight is pisspoor, but i LOL'd when i misread that book on the down right as "Ultimate Blame Library"

Yep, basically what the 'Ultimate Blame Library' is, is that he is shifting blame onto everyone else

 

[Tubular Monkey]

To this day Chris is still clean shaven, despite the other hygiene habits he's lacking. Never does Chris show up photographed with stubble from skipping shaving. Apart from the douche goatee he had in his classic days, Chris' ugly mug has been hairless from the ears down.

Given his lax hygiene, I think this owes a lot more to a testosterone deficiency. By all rights, his personality should have a neck beard.

 

[KillerKarlKox]

There was no way Nintendo Power was going to use envelope art that had Sega Characters on it, but that never deterred Chris.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

His parents lied to make him think he was getting actual Legos on Christmas.

Autisim personified is not amused by your fake LEGO

 

[The Joker]

He has fallen so hard. Of he wants to wear a bra, he needs to get one that fits.
This was made for tomgirls:

 

[deeman]

To this day Chris is still clean shaven, despite the other hygiene habits he's lacking. Never does Chris show up photographed with stubble from skipping shaving. Apart from the douche goatee he had in his classic days, Chris' ugly mug has been hairless from the ears down.

That's a good point actually, i guess manly beards doesn't apply to autism.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

He has fallen so hard. Of he wants to wear a bra, he needs to get one that fits.
This was made for tomgirls:
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Thats a good point. Bras meant for women that are big enough to fit around a man's rib cage would probably meant for much bigger breasts than he has, so that is basically giving him no support at all.

To this day Chris is still clean shaven, despite the other hygiene habits he's lacking. Never does Chris show up photographed with stubble from skipping shaving. Apart from the douche goatee he had in his classic days, Chris' ugly mug has been hairless from the ears down.

He uses an electric shaver I assume.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

There was no way Nintendo Power was going to use envelope art that had Sega Characters on it, but that never deterred Chris.

Dude, that amazingly heartfelt letter he wrote was going to finally push Nintendo to buy Sonic for themselves. If anything they'd do it just so they could feature that incredible HAND DRAWN artwork.


But seriously, I can tell Chris gets nervous when he knows his picture is being taken. I also do weird things, like a random head tilt, without even realizing it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

But seriously, I can tell Chris gets nervous when he knows his picture is being taken. I also do weird things, like a random head tilt, without even realizing it.

I tend to go with the classic all purpose thumbs up.

I have no idea why.