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- May 12, 2013
Chris will make you feel, simultaneously, like you're robbing the cradle, the grave and the mental asylum.Legos are bad enough but those goddamn cords on his glasses remind me of a 65 year old librarian. They're just terrible.
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Chris will make you feel, simultaneously, like you're robbing the cradle, the grave and the mental asylum.Legos are bad enough but those goddamn cords on his glasses remind me of a 65 year old librarian. They're just terrible.
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Bob looks like the senile granpa playing with his grandson on Christmas morning. It is kind of sad that Chris had granparents for parents growing up.
I know my eyesight is pisspoor, but i LOL'd when i misread that book on the down right as "Ultimate Blame Library"I think there was at least one photo of LEGO CWCville Mk I that showed that police station. I think I can see it behind Chris's left shoulder.
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Also, I love how he's just sitting there probably thinking he's king of the world, but the face either says "DERP!" or "I just shit myself. Oh well, I'll just do nothing."
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Bob looks like the senile granpa playing with his grandson on Christmas morning. It is kind of sad that Chris had granparents for parents growing up.
God he looks arrogant here.![]()
If he got a decent haircut, he could look almost normal here.
really? I was getting more of a "just shit myself" vibe.God he looks arrogant here.
Indeed, like he just let go a really big fart and was hoping no one noticed.really? I was getting more of a "just shit myself" vibe.
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If he got a decent haircut, he could look almost normal here.
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If he got a decent haircut, he could look almost normal here.
I know my eyesight is pisspoor, but i LOL'd when i misread that book on the down right as "Ultimate Blame Library"
To this day Chris is still clean shaven, despite the other hygiene habits he's lacking. Never does Chris show up photographed with stubble from skipping shaving. Apart from the douche goatee he had in his classic days, Chris' ugly mug has been hairless from the ears down.
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His parents lied to make him think he was getting actual Legos on Christmas.
That's a good point actually, i guess manly beards doesn't apply to autism.To this day Chris is still clean shaven, despite the other hygiene habits he's lacking. Never does Chris show up photographed with stubble from skipping shaving. Apart from the douche goatee he had in his classic days, Chris' ugly mug has been hairless from the ears down.
Thats a good point. Bras meant for women that are big enough to fit around a man's rib cage would probably meant for much bigger breasts than he has, so that is basically giving him no support at all.![]()
He has fallen so hard. Of he wants to wear a bra, he needs to get one that fits.
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He uses an electric shaver I assume.To this day Chris is still clean shaven, despite the other hygiene habits he's lacking. Never does Chris show up photographed with stubble from skipping shaving. Apart from the douche goatee he had in his classic days, Chris' ugly mug has been hairless from the ears down.
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There was no way Nintendo Power was going to use envelope art that had Sega Characters on it, but that never deterred Chris.
I tend to go with the classic all purpose thumbs up.But seriously, I can tell Chris gets nervous when he knows his picture is being taken. I also do weird things, like a random head tilt, without even realizing it.