DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zaryiu]

I recommend calming down and waiting for Phil to mess up on his own, he's the best at ruining his own life

 

[Fallgout Boy]

In less fun news, it looks like the Overwatch time stamps aren't that accurate. It just checks whenever it updates, so it's only accurate to within that update. Meaning, if it's been 12 hours since the last update, and a game was played in those 12 hours, it can't tell you exactly when that game was played. I think I know why, but that's an explanation that no one It'll just say the time stamp is whenever it updated, which isn't very often.

However, another game was played some time in the last 6½ hours, so...

 

[DragoonSierra]

Remember the dsp overwatch tips and tricks video? She is

Did he seriously post his own exploitable?

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someone is getting a upgrade

So full of shit. Miners dont buy every single graphics card they get thier hands on only particular ones

Chances are any new GPU won’t run that good if his MoBo doesn’t support PCIE 3.0 and above. But he will just call the GPU manufacturer a detractor and whine like a bitch.

Actually even the 1080 can run on a 1.0 PCIe bus with minimal issues. The R9 has issues though

In regards to his Twitch subs, he's probably near his peak. All those gift subs are ending (he had like 80 of them) and the vast majority of his fans have already subbed. He slowly picks up a few stragglers, but his Twitch isn't growing the way he expected it to after the initial surge. This is why he needs to expand his fan base by trying new things, like collaborating with other streamers, which he very stupidly refuses to do.

He needs to learn how to network

 

[Lurkette]

I thought drgnkiller was just joking when said dsp took his maid to the mall to show it to leanna... but if this is true. HOLY FUCK.

is it confirmed she's still in washington? previous posts said "worked", past tense
i hope to god she doesn't still work there, but yeah that explains why the FUCK phil is in a store that sells cheap, meme-esque crap to young girls like holy shit dude is this seriously you trying to be opaque

Ok. I've relooked at the "demon child" story and I'm fairly confident that "Kat" is the "Catherine St Jean" based upon her relationships in records and the relationships she has on her online accounts. That's usually enough proof however this is a "demon child" incident, so the evidence requirements are based on how bizarre that story is.

What I don't have right now is a picture of her near a demon child or some "irrefutable evidence" that would prove a relationship with the demon child or a relative (such as a photo on Facebook). Usually I'd be happy being able to correlate that she is friends with people related to the incident, which via public records she is. However I haven't been able to find a social media profile of any of the people related to it that are friends with other members of the family mentioned, or parents etc. So whatever this incident was it clearly caused some sort of rift in the inter dimensional family structure.

In terms of the carbon monoxide incident its very difficult to say what went on. Supposedly that incident happened in another house that they possibly owned. However, a business was registered at the "Kat" house. This one is a bit more vague and its possible "Kat" isn't even remotely aware of the connection, its just some strange/bizarre coincidence or she somehow knew them at some stage. I don't really have dates but they could've been living there at the same time or months/years apart. Your guess is as good as mine.



Yeah... I'm not so sure. I'm gonna err on being skeptical here. From what I remember no one conclusively knows much about Leanna besides her living in Seattle.

The only thing she's publicly said in months was "This is the kind of dish I'll make when I want to lie to my friends and family that I have my life together. For now I will continue to eat ice cream out of the pint on my couch while I play videogames."

that explains leanna then

and also would explain kat's social media presence. i doubt she was allowed on the internet as a kid...wouldn't be surprised if she was homeschool'd, although i don't know if she'd be taken to foster care for a specific incident that happened to her younger sister (i have proxy, slightly outdated knowledge of the foster care system); maybe taken to a relatives place. she might have torched any social media she did have to start fresh without any connections to her past life; i've had friends who did that with varying degrees of success, although usually they started over under pseudonyms.

This is the same kind of shit your parents most likely did.

are you calling me a crack baby

Completely off topic, but it appears the President of the United States may soon be in a dispute with a porn actress (read: escort) over a Non-Disclosure Agreement.

@neger psykolog , this made me think of you, buddy.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.apnews.com/amp/7511e7654b2f476489be235327843280

Edit in order to add link

i have long pondered the similarities between the most powerful man in the free world and the best* gamer** in north america***




i want out of this shitty bearstain universe

 

[Baobinga]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for their conversations with each other; I can only imagine they are soul crushingly awkward with many gaps of silence.

If shes as "normal" as many of you claim, then theres no way she wont have a breakdown in 2 weeks when she realises their entire relationship is based around videogames, internet memes they like, and her servitude.

 

[OneDaySon]

is he going to make a separate instagram or will the next posts by him ONLY be about her? its rather strange how hes showing her off.

I am starting to buy in that he's not rubbing it in to his haters now or even bragging to his fans but some how trying to brag to Leanna somehow. Because the way he's approaching it is really weird. Like he's just constantly taking photos of her doing random shit that nobody cares about. "Here she is... that's my girlfriend. She's playing Overwatch. She's my girlfriend, and she's playing Overwatch." and then next photo "That's my girlfriend, still playing Overwatch. There she is. My girlfriend." Its just weird. His excuse is that he's updating fans on his time off to how moving in is going and I get "This is my girlfriend everyone, I'm introducing you all to her!" and a Valentines day photo but why two photos in a row about her playing Overwatch? Nothing significant is happening, nothing changed, she's still playing Overwatch, the only point to the photos is to just say "This is my girlfriend." That and the whole going to the store over from Leannas really makes me think he's trying to rub it into Leanna more than brag to other. I mean he's still bragging but I think he's more focused on showing Leanna his rebound girl.

Also how is everyone else doing in their offices today? I'm sitting in my office currently typing this message. I mean, if you have a room and you use your computer in that room, by DSP logic it's an office!

 

[gh0stzero]

I am starting to buy in that he's not rubbing it in to his haters now or even bragging to his fans but some how trying to brag to Leanna somehow. Because the way he's approaching it is really weird. Like he's just constantly taking photos of her doing random shit that nobody cares about. "Here she is... that's my girlfriend. She's playing Overwatch. She's my girlfriend, and she's playing Overwatch." and then next photo "That's my girlfriend, still playing Overwatch. There she is. My girlfriend." Its just weird. His excuse is that he's updating fans on his time off to how moving in is going and I get "This is my girlfriend everyone, I'm introducing you all to her!" and a Valentines day photo but why two photos in a row about her playing Overwatch? Nothing significant is happening, nothing changed, she's still playing Overwatch, the only point to the photos is to just say "This is my girlfriend." That and the whole going to the store over from Leannas really makes me think he's trying to rub it into Leanna more than brag to other. I mean he's still bragging but I think he's more focused on showing Leanna his rebound girl.

Also how is everyone else doing in their offices today? I'm sitting in my office currently typing this message. I mean, if you have a room and you use your computer in that room, by DSP logic it's an office!

You could be on to something about bragging to Leanna even though I am quite positive she doesn't give a fuck.

Like "hey leanna this other woman is playing overwatch in your office this could be you"

You get a tax write off for having a room dedicated to "work" that is why he always calls it offices / studios.

https://www.irs.gov/businesses/small-businesses-self-employed/home-office-deduction

 

[Kosher Dill]

In less fun news, it looks like the Overwatch time stamps aren't that accurate.

So what you're saying is we need some other way to guess when they're having sex?

 

[ProdigalDuke]

So we know Phils claim about her not having any online presence was a lie, possibly as a feeble attempt to stop trolls hunting her down. But just recently he said that now they're together, they can fight off the trolls as a team and not be affected by the negativity. So is she going to be using her social media again? Start streaming and recording videos? How will she react when the weens bombard her with shite when she re-emerges as a public figure? Phil is a much more loathed man now than he was 4-5 years ago when Leanna was on the scene. Either he's gonna ban her from using social media like a mental control freak, or she's gonna get a rough ride from some of the a-loggy dweebs that follow DSP.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I think people are vastly overestimating Phil's intelligence about these tweets/instagram posts.

Phil isn't trying to make Leanna jealous, I highly doubt she follows her ex boyfriends instagram and they have no mutual friends (because Phil has no friends) so it's not like she'd see it as a liked post or anything.

The real reason Phil posts every little detail is because his life is boring as fuck so any little thing is worth sharing in his mind. He feels like without him streaming he needs to show his fans how exciting this break is, but oops hour after hour it's basic bitch shopping or Overwatch.

It's just like how he over shares his hungry man meals.

 

[Near]

So we know Phils claim about her not having any online presence was a lie, possibly as a feeble attempt to stop trolls hunting her down. But just recently he said that now they're together, they can fight off the trolls as a team and not be affected by the negativity. So is she going to be using her social media again? Start streaming and recording videos? How will she react when the weens bombard her with shite when she re-emerges as a public figure? Phil is a much more loathed man now than he was 4-5 years ago when Leanna was on the scene. Either he's gonna ban her from using social media like a mental control freak, or she's gonna get a rough ride from some of the a-loggy dweebs that follow DSP.

Dibs on him doing absolutely nothing, and her, as a result, turning into a paranoid block freak just like him a few months down the line.
He just wants his housemaid to do the chores.

 

[Phalanx]

I am starting to buy in that he's not rubbing it in to his haters now or even bragging to his fans but some how trying to brag to Leanna somehow. Because the way he's approaching it is really weird. Like he's just constantly taking photos of her doing random shit that nobody cares about. "Here she is... that's my girlfriend. She's playing Overwatch. She's my girlfriend, and she's playing Overwatch." and then next photo "That's my girlfriend, still playing Overwatch. There she is. My girlfriend." Its just weird. His excuse is that he's updating fans on his time off to how moving in is going and I get "This is my girlfriend everyone, I'm introducing you all to her!" and a Valentines day photo but why two photos in a row about her playing Overwatch? Nothing significant is happening, nothing changed, she's still playing Overwatch, the only point to the photos is to just say "This is my girlfriend." That and the whole going to the store over from Leannas really makes me think he's trying to rub it into Leanna more than brag to other. I mean he's still bragging but I think he's more focused on showing Leanna his rebound girl.

Also how is everyone else doing in their offices today? I'm sitting in my office currently typing this message. I mean, if you have a room and you use your computer in that room, by DSP logic it's an office!

Yeah back in November I pondered this because we all know how petty Phil is and Leanne left him. I do not buy the he dumped her situation at all because he is too egotistical for that. He does seem to be rubbing her EVERYWHERE and legit acting like a creep even though she is a solid 4-5 however she has an air of psychosis about her which means she can't ever be higher.

Hey I say good on Leanne for meeting Tyrone and actually getting some decent D in her life she has clearly moved on I think the fact she ripped out a hard drive and left a $400 camera and clothes and other stuff is more enough than words that she has clearly moved on.

 

[PoopMagnet]

All this talk about his new squeeze's are losing site of the forest for the trees. This is now, another beautiful drama bomb in Phil's collection of shit waiting to explode. This relationship is going to shake down two ways: 1) she stays with him but becomes bitter and disconnected, this starts to permeate in their streams as they take not so subtle swipes at each other; 2) she concedes this relationship is toxic, stays around enough to accrue the financial stability to leave.

Bonus Points: They break up, but continue to live with each other, and not like how Phil said with Leanna, they genuinely live in the same house, but aren't together anymore

Double Bonus Points: she dates new guys while they're roomies

This relationship is the hilarity, not the people that play their part in it. Let us bask in the euphoric ether that is Phil's salty rage.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil isn't trying to make Leanna jealous, I highly doubt she follows her ex boyfriends instagram and they have no mutual friends (because Phil has no friends) so it's not like she'd see it as a liked post or anything.

idk it was his first real breakup from what is known. Anyway its not particularly bizarre for people to try and spite their ex's, it may be petty, but if anything its fairly normal behaviour (at least at this stage, if it continues for like a year then that's something else)

I do agree that Leanna likely doesn't give a shit. However people still seem to think she's going to pop up next week to reveal all the secrets of the first order of gout. She doesn't give a shit and I can't imagine her interacting with anyone that was even remotely involved in doxing her or SWATing her house/dad (whether its true or not).

 

[Baobinga]

she is a solid 4-5

Get out of here you fucking incel. A 4 or a 5 is average, or below average... go walk around walmart look at some dumpy moms. Thats a 4.... This girl is reasonbly attractive with some minor flaws like makeup use and jaw structure, which is fine. Shes at least a 6 or 7.

 

[JackDavis]

Get out of here you fucking incel. A 4 or a 5 is average, or below average... go walk around walmart look at some dumpy moms. Thats a 4.... This girl is reasonbly attractive with some minor flaws like makeup use and jaw structure, which is fine. Shes at least a 6 or 7.

She is a 3 MAX compared to the porn stars I masturbate to every night REEEEE

 

[BallBuster]

With his subs hovering around 480, and his Patreon now down to $850, how panicked is he going to be tomorrow?

I think some people who have legit subbed to him are beginning to see through his shit.

 

[LordAutismo]

I don't think Phil's new soulmaid is ugly (nor very pretty either). But I do get the crazy vibe from her. Almost as if her idea of a blowjob is to just bite your dick off.

 

[Phalanx]

Get out of here you fucking incel. A 4 or a 5 is average, or below average... go walk around walmart look at some dumpy moms. Thats a 4.... This girl is reasonbly attractive with some minor flaws like makeup use and jaw structure, which is fine. Shes at least a 6 or 7.

Hey apologies I am over in Britain in a reasonably good area our 4-5 are like 8-9 in contrast but seriously in like European standards she is basic AF.

 

[DiabeticSP]

With his subs hovering around 480, and his Patreon now down to $850, how panicked is he going to be tomorrow?

I think some people who have legit subbed to him are beginning to see through his shit.

Can he actually get more panicked than he alreadly is? He's got chronic money related hyper tension. He's gonna stress himself into a heart attack some day.

The real question is will Phil:

1. Refuse to change his approach even as the ship sinks.

2. Claim he'll change to improve his content but get lazy and not change things.

3. Force the Soulmaid upon his fans.

4. Genuinely improve as a person and professional.

Hey apologies I am over in Britain in a reasonably good area our 4-5 are like 8-9 in contrast but seriously in like European standards she is basic AF.

She's honestly a 4 or 5. I don't know why people are trying to inflate scores like they work for Kotaku.

If you went to the average shopping mall and walked around she'd never stand out bc she's so plain she's practically invisible. So I'd say she's a 5, or a 4 because she can't manage her makeup and outfits. Like the Claire's tacky earrings are at least a -1.

Walmart ugly is below average and she's obviously better than that, sure. But it doesn't make her attractive. She's generically unremarkable.