DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[neger psykolog]

I love challenges.

 

[PoopMagnet]

I will never understand why people treat this as a Badge of Honor. Honestly, why do people do this exactly? Example is tweets like this

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Its a guy who plays vidya badly and possibly cons others with his shit attitude. What honor is it in claiming you ween against him?

This person's tweet, jeez. Dude it's laughing at dumb mishaps of a middle age streamer, not some fucking middle ages' crusade. Stop tweeting like you're calling people to some sort of gamer war banner.

I swear I can never tell what's worse; these "anti-Phil" zealots or Phil fans.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Phil likes to think he's "beating" the "detractors" whenever something good happens to him. It's kinda pathetic. Someone touched on it earlier, how his meaningless, empty life is so devoid of anything remotely fascinating that he has to talk about the sheer adrenaline rush he gained from doing laundry. These sort of normal, everyday tasks for most people are not so for him - hence why he discusses it.

We are supposed to be jealous of the extremely boring life of Phil Burnell. He can have his life, to me it seems like an utter waste. I'm not being all high and mighty, don't get me wrong, my life is going well and is fairly simple. Life is good, sustainable and promising at this point (I won't elaborate because unlike Phil I don't feel the need to). There is nothing whatsoever to be jealous of regarding the tahxic Phil Burnell.

BTW Kat reminds me of the overly obsessed girlfriend. Take that however you wish.

 

[neger psykolog]

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I love challenges.

nigga what the fuck is this shit:

https://plus.google.com/collection/YM8VLE
http://archive.fo/Jp7bg

This may be just a bit too autistic for me to handle.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I will never understand why people treat this as a Badge of Honor. Honestly, why do people do this exactly? Example is tweets like this

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Its a guy who plays vidya badly and possibly cons others with his shit attitude. What honor is it in claiming you ween against him?

Yeah. It's like someone wrote in one of these threads here (I won't search the original quote):
"It's like punching a crippled granny and being proud of."

DSP is his worst enemy and will end himself. Basically he already lost. It's not necessary to go the extra mile and act like an autistic fool.
Sure, the boundaries are not really clear. We post in this forum so we already lost parts of our dignity. But at least most of us do it kinda "quiet", if you know what I mean.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[Hiragana]

We need a speed doxing event.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

Why would you let that picture of you be taken and uploaded to the Internet holy shit.

 

[johnny5150]

Everything phil touch lags.

 

[neger psykolog]

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I'm not gonna go any further than posting this:

I'm gonna do you a solid @Fayt and remove some stuff from that and the previous post I made.

I don't have any obligation to be this nice, but there are things I don't really need to press further than what is already shown. It's also not usually something I do but there are certain circumstances where I try not to be a dick because of things.

Nigga find a fucking hobby.

 

[EddyB43]

Isn't the dip kinda normal when he is away for a few days?
I think the Patreon days are pretty much over because Twitch subs are a lot easier to get and keep.

We haven't been able to track DSP's subs number before the !subcount command was added - I did note times I heard him state a subscriber count during prestreams/outros etc. BUT I will note there's usually a flood of Twitch shared sub notifications in the day or 2 after he returns from time off. July: 15 subs vs. 182 for the entire month, ~5.9 average. October: only 7 subs (+3 shared during time off) so 10 vs. 227 for the entire month, ~7.3 average. December: 16 subs (+2 shared during time off) so 18 vs. 321 for the entire month, ~10.4 average.
Quick note: we can now know the shared sub numbers that we track via Twitch chat ARE lower than the actual number of subs. My ~$1155.50 figure in January is for 401 Prime/$4.99 subs, 8 $9.99 subs & 6 $24.99 subs - only 415. Not even close to the 564 peak DSP claims (563 confirmed by Nightbot). This is because subscribers don't have to click that share button, so my count is missing almost 150 subs. At minimum, that's 149x$2.50 = ~$372.50 - higher when DSP counts a $9.99 ($6) or $24.99 ($17.50) sub as a single "concurrent subscriber" for his goals.

He's dipped like 100 subs from his peak, right?

564 peak according to DSP, 563 peak by Nightbot's response to the !subcount command. As of today it's down to 479, so ~85 subs.

He was at about 250 before the Thanksgiving "problem" reveal, so that should be his absolute rock bottom if things don't turn around.

Yes, based on my tracked subs & DSP's ramblings on prestreams over 2017 he fluctuated between 220 & 270, averaging ~250 subs until there was a December push - perhaps just backtaxes pity party. Making subs the new goal was only implemented in January, hence the large gain to over 550 peak.

Something All-meaty Tevin said in a video came back to me... Remember when Phil tied his special events to the number of Twitch subs? He set the goal to 500 subs, and emphasized the amount of $1250 -- equal to the amount he was making on Patreon. Well, 550 subs, 600 subs, and 650+ etc. subs are most certainly not goal levels equal to $1250. In order to be consistent, shouldn't he always do his special event any month he has 500 subs, and any milestone over that is extra? Right? Otherwise, it's like you're finessing money out of people. But DSP would never!

Even worse, 500x$2.50 is ~$1250... but that doesn't include all those $9.99 & $24.99 subs. Last month the shared sub notifications meant we could see 8x$6 & 6x$17.50 for a total of ~$153, or ~$1368 if they replace 14 $2.50 subs.
DSP's gotta have all the money he can get. I expect DSP to push "subs goals" until it peters off - maybe that's already happened, but I doubt it. If he can maintain this ~500 sub level, he's already doubled his subs income from ~$625+ to ~$1250+.

Oh and let's see how well Patreon has done since this change... it's tanked from a $1300 peak to end December to ~$1K to end January... and now it's down at ~$850.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Thought this was interesting - meanwhile on TKOH, new topic asking Phil NOT to include Kat in the future videos because they're not entertaining enough. No bites yet.

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4209-no-longer-interested-in-cooking-with-king-sub-goal/

 

[Ptolemy]

Everything phil touch lags.
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I think this is going to be a pretext for purchasing a new TV.

It'll go something like this:

Pre Stream 1
"I want to go back to dragon ball z and there is new street fighter coming out ahnd peepul want me to play fighting games again and I want to play them but the input lag on my TV is a real problem... I just don't see how im gunna play dese games when i have such bad lag... right"

Pre Stream 2
"haha ladies and gentlement there is NO WAY im playing a fighting game again if I don't get a new TV that's just the the reality of the situation"

Then the paypigs will be roped into supporting Phil on getting this new TV so he can continue to "work".

Pre Stream 4-5
"I see you guys in the chat saying I should play dragon ball but I told you I need a new TV otherwise the lag is just too bad"

Anyway you guys get the idea.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm gonna do you a solid @Fayt and remove some stuff from that and the previous post I made.

I don't have any obligation to be this nice, but there are things I don't really need to press further than what I've already said because of what is already shown. It's also not usually something I do but there are certain circumstances where I try not to be a dick because of things.

And yeah I can't exactly stop someone else posting the same shit.

Nigga find a fucking hobby.

I'm gonna say this nice and clearly Fayt (which I'd normally DM but you're banned on here).

You've done nothing but repeatedly brought a lot of attention to yourself over time by saying dumb shit.

This is a one time thing and if you do anything other than disappear and find another hobby (such as the one you're expecting that sits in a bassinet and has a due date attached to it) you will win an extremely shit prize. Take this opportunity and don't fuck it up.

Now there are certain rules on here about making threads on members and "internal drama" and since no other mod wants anything to do with the autism magnet that is the DSP Subforum I'm going to be creative and say I can't be fucked to file the necessary paperwork to open a thread on you.

Go away and never come back. Don't fuck it up.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Thought this was interesting - meanwhile on TKOH, new topic asking Phil NOT to include Kat in the future videos because they're not entertaining enough. No bites yet.

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4209-no-longer-interested-in-cooking-with-king-sub-goal/

They're getting a head start this time. Most fans didn't care for Leanna or want her included in videos. It's pretty common sense, people are there for Phil and not Phil's Girl.

Imagine if you were watching an actually good streamer and all of a sudden they were constantly shoving their girlfriend in your face. Even if she's good at playing games, if they wanted to see her they'd sub to her stream instead.

Basically, there's a reason no youtuber/streamer brings their significant other into the mix unless that's how the channel started or they were both streamers before getting together.

Who's gonna stay subscribed when the sub goals go from "Phil in the shower" to "Phil's boring girlfriend cooks competently"

 

[johnny5150]

I think this is going to be a pretext for purchasing a new TV.

It'll go something like this:

Pre Stream 1
"I want to go back to dragon ball z and there is new street fighter coming out ahnd peepul want me to play fighting games again and I want to play them but the input lag on my TV is a real problem... I just don't see how im gunna play dese games when i have such bad lag... right"

Pre Stream 2
"haha ladies and gentlement there is NO WAY im playing a fighting game again if I don't get a new TV that's just the the reality of the situation"

Then the paypigs will be roped into supporting Phil on getting this new TV so he can continue to "work".

Pre Stream 4-5
"I see you guys in the chat saying I should play dragon ball but I told you I need a new TV otherwise the lag is just too bad"

Anyway you guys get the idea.

If start begging Friday and promise to play street fighter, he will have a new 4k tv in less then a wk.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Phil likes to think he's "beating" the "detractors" whenever something good happens to him. It's kinda pathetic. Someone touched on it earlier, how his meaningless, empty life is so devoid of anything remotely fascinating that he has to talk about the sheer adrenaline rush he gained from doing laundry. These sort of normal, everyday tasks for most people are not so for him - hence why he discusses it.

We are supposed to be jealous of the extremely boring life of Phil Burnell. He can have his life, to me it seems like an utter waste. I'm not being all high and mighty, don't get me wrong, my life is going well and is fairly simple. Life is good, sustainable and promising at this point (I won't elaborate because unlike Phil I don't feel the need to). There is nothing whatsoever to be jealous of regarding the tahxic Phil Burnell.

BTW Kat reminds me of the overly obsessed girlfriend. Take that however you wish.

that image reminds me of the one Jessica Quinn made about Chris being hers. It must be in the eyes

 

[Clop]

Two days and 20 pages on this thread.

Man, people just go apeshit every time sexual relations are thrown into the soap opera known as DarksydePhil. I bet the demon child prologue chapter was a real doozy around the water cooler, too.

Incidentally, she's right around the age when women start to notice the ticking of the "clock" - I wonder if Phil's gonna be pressed into service for fatherhood soon?

 

[neger psykolog]

Two days and 20 pages on this thread.

Man, people just go apeshit every time sexual relations are thrown into the soap opera known as DarksydePhil. I bet the demon child prologue chapter was a real doozy around the water cooler, too.

Incidentally, she's right around the age when women start to notice the ticking of the "clock" - I wonder if Phil's gonna be pressed into service for fatherhood soon?

Baby shower list:

• 4k TV
• PS4 Pro
• Xbox One X
• Demon Repellent

 

[DiabeticSP]

Two days and 20 pages on this thread.

Man, people just go apeshit every time sexual relations are thrown into the soap opera known as DarksydePhil. I bet the demon child prologue chapter was a real doozy around the water cooler, too.

Incidentally, she's right around the age when women start to notice the ticking of the "clock" - I wonder if Phil's gonna be pressed into service for fatherhood soon?

It's the only notable moment (actually involving Phil) in months. Makes sense people would be excited.

Also, there's zero chance Phil has kids unless she's actually legit baby crazy.