spotted this little gem from a 4chan thread, enjoy lads!
Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!
What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!
No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!
If Leanna thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!
Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!
Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!
This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Leanna old!
Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair!
Hurry, Phillip, push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!
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