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With his subs hovering around 480, and his Patreon now down to $850, how panicked is he going to be tomorrow?

I think some people who have legit subbed to him are beginning to see through his shit.

Isn't the dip kinda normal when he is away for a few days?
I think the Patreon days are pretty much over because Twitch subs are a lot easier to get and keep. I still don't know how realistic it is for him to get something like 1-2000 subs though, but with the added interest of the new girlfriend its certainly possible (speculation depending on how he and her interact and whether she actually streams with him in some capacity).

He still really has to make quite a jump to make Twitch subs be the primary source of income though but I don't think its impossible.

Hey apologies I am over in Britain in a reasonably good area our 4-5 are like 8-9 in contrast but seriously in like European standards she is basic AF.

Do you measure dick in inches or centimeters?
 
So we know Phils claim about her not having any online presence was a lie, possibly as a feeble attempt to stop trolls hunting her down. But just recently he said that now they're together, they can fight off the trolls as a team and not be affected by the negativity. So is she going to be using her social media again? Start streaming and recording videos? How will she react when the weens bombard her with shite when she re-emerges as a public figure? Phil is a much more loathed man now than he was 4-5 years ago when Leanna was on the scene. Either he's gonna ban her from using social media like a mental control freak, or she's gonna get a rough ride from some of the a-loggy dweebs that follow DSP.
With his subs hovering around 480, and his Patreon now down to $850, how panicked is he going to be tomorrow?

I think some people who have legit subbed to him are beginning to see through his shit.

I think angry single Phil was more relatable to his fans and he was able to exploit his drama to his advantage (I still think the tax saga was grossly exaggerated or a complete ruse cruise).
Given that Phil now has a "thot" new soul made and a super sweet adult house it may make his pay pigs evaluate why they are handing out pity bux to someone who has it better than them.
Then again they have a cult mentality and few Phil achievements as theirs and will ignore the demon reveals as detractor fan works.
 
With his subs hovering around 480, and his Patreon now down to $850, how panicked is he going to be tomorrow?

I think some people who have legit subbed to him are beginning to see through his shit.
Now that’s some optimism right there. Really the whole sub amount part is really hard to parse out. We don’t have exact knowledge for ever single persons opinion on Phillip. For the most part people will sub and end it in a month or two. Or they forget about it and cancel it when they see their statement.
 
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Now that’s some optimism right there. Really the whole sub amount part is really hard to parse out. We don’t have exact knowledge for ever single persons opinion on Phillip. For the most part people will sub and end it in a month or two. Or they forget about it and cancel it when they see their statement.

Do you even get billed separately for each sub? Its more than probably a significant amount of Twitch subs across the board are by people who don't care about $4.99 a month.
And also what's the deal with Twitch Prime subs?

Anyway, I'm sure that once Amazon is satisfied with the scale of Twitch (provided it keeps increasing in size, which it will) they will reduce their cut from subs as well as introduce cheaper sub options. I'd expect that to happen even quicker if another service gets even a noticeable amount of users.
 
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I think between Phil making 6 figures last year, Kimberlie Brink being fake and his mahbaby being real, a lot of detractors feel like they've been taking a bunch of L's so they have to start saying things like Kat is ugly because in their country (known for having saw blade teeth) super models are so common nobody pays attention to them.

Do you even get billed separately for each sub? Its more than probably a significant amount of Twitch subs across the board are by people who don't care about $4.99 a month.
And also what's the deal with Twitch Prime subs?

Anyway, I'm sure that once Amazon is satisfied with the scale of Twitch (provided it keeps increasing in size, which it will) they will reduce their cut from subs as well as introduce cheaper sub options. I'd expect that to happen even quicker if another service gets even a noticeable amount of users.

Yes, you get billed every month for your subscription.
If you link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account, you get to subscribe to 1 channel a month for "free". To the broadcaster it's the same as a normal paid sub.
 
I think between Phil making 6 figures last year, Kimberlie Brink being fake and his mahbaby being real, a lot of detractors feel like they've been taking a bunch of L's so they have to start saying things like Kat is ugly because in their country (known for having saw blade teeth) super models are so common nobody pays attention to them.

You forgot about the downfall of the SoK which is probably the reason DSP has been around as long as he has (and likely the only reason DSP has a subforum or such a large thread to begin with). Although the thread seems to predate the Sons of Kojima it certainly didn't have anywhere near as much activity until then.

While being a "detractor" was probably cool at one stage, look at the reaction Fayt got after saying that they're a "detractor and proud of it". The SoK was surely a bigger L than Kimberlie Brink or any other saga.
 
While being a "detractor" was probably cool at one stage

I will never understand why people treat this as a Badge of Honor. Honestly, why do people do this exactly? Example is tweets like this

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Its a guy who plays vidya badly and possibly cons others with his shit attitude. What honor is it in claiming you ween against him?
 
I think between Phil making 6 figures last year, Kimberlie Brink being fake and his mahbaby being real, a lot of detractors feel like they've been taking a bunch of L's so they have to start saying things like Kat is ugly because in their country (known for having saw blade teeth) super models are so common nobody pays attention to them.



Yes, you get billed every month for your subscription.
If you link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account, you get to subscribe to 1 channel a month for "free". To the broadcaster it's the same as a normal paid sub.


The only L we took was the SoK disbanding. I dont care how much he t
gets. You can think about this:thats how much money his paypigs lost. KB is not an L for detractors cause it was not us. It was a third party, not the detractors... I see way more wins than Ls from last year.
 
"Plotting. . ." Good lord, it's like Boris Badanov "I will get Moose and Squirrel!" It's quotes like that were I'm glad Burnell lives in a gated community and doesn't really venture out.
 
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and his mahbaby being real
Well let’s be honest. The person is real, the relationship In question is still debatable. I’ve seen nothing that indicates they are romantically involved, but that’s because I believe my theory that this is a business arrangement between the 2 of them. She gets a place to live and he gets a maid he can call his girlfriend. Doesn’t mean they are playing 50 Shades Of Gout in the bedroom though.

Being desperate and trying to save face and having a massively inflated ego will make the dumb do even dumber things.
 
This is why he needs to expand his fan base by trying new things, like collaborating with other streamers, which he very stupidly refuses to do.
i'm trying to remember phil's excuse for why he doesn't do collabs, i know he said something about it once

i mean he does have good reasons, but i doubt it was something he would think of.
if he did a collab he would probably piss off the other person, another bridge burnt, and another horror story.. more detractors etc.
and even if he did act good, he would end up in the lesser role and phil would bitch about it for years to come


Anyone else think he is trying to compensate for something with all these lovey dovey teenage tweets? He was obviously miserable in the reveal picture, and these tweets just give off a weird vibe. Maybe it is just me, but something feels off. I am really starting to think this is all an act/ploy. She gets a place to live and pretends to be his girlfriend.
mmm, this is how humans act. say honey and baby a lot.
phil has some strange non-autistic autism
 
I honestly don't care about people around Phil because the main attraction is the Filth-Covered-Goutceros himself. So I also don't care about Kat, I don't know her in the slightest. But I would like to like her because there is this fantastic Narnia in my head where Kat steals all of Philliams fans and viewers because they like her, they think she is funny and nice. And Phil stays the same Phil. Sad, lonely and the 2nd fiddler in his own concert who can't comprehend what's happening. Maybe this is a thing, maybe not. But something will happen if she's not just Leanna 2.0.

If Phil likes her appearance that's fine. She's his girlfriend, not mine. He can see things in her we simply can't because love.
But I would really like to see her without smiling which will happen soon enough because she's with Phil. Jokes aside, her photos look posed. I don't like people who put on the biggest smile on each and every photo. So she looks kinda photoshopped. Maybe I haven't seen the right pictures yet.
 
I will never understand why people treat this as a Badge of Honor. Honestly, why do people do this exactly?
Its a guy who plays vidya badly and possibly cons others with his shit attitude. What honor is it in claiming you ween against him?

I've seen some stuff in my days on the battlefield. At the Battle of SoK I saw men taken down in their prime. If I pass before my time, please bury my shell at Wounded Gout.

The only L we took was the SoK disbanding. I dont care how much he t
gets. You can think about this:thats how much money his paypigs lost. KB is not an L for detractors cause it was not us. It was a third party, not the detractors... I see way more wins than Ls from last year.

There is Wins and Losses in this bullshit? The only L I've ever seen is the one on Phil's big fat forehead.
 
Jokes aside, her photos look posed. I don't like people who put on the biggest smile on each and every photo. So she looks kinda photoshopped. Maybe I haven't seen the right pictures yet.

You just described 99.97% of women's selfies on Instagram (even a lot of men do the same shit with posing too).

Yes, you get billed every month for your subscription.

I more meant that when you get your bank statement, does Amazon just send you an amount for all your subs combined, or do you look at your bank statement and see "TWITCH SUB - DSP ENTERPRISES"?

If they're all combined into a lumpsum payment each month then its likely at least some people wouldn't care about the $4.99 (for reference, AOL still had 2 million people paying for dial up internet in 2015)
 
I will never understand why people treat this as a Badge of Honor. Honestly, why do people do this exactly? Example is tweets like this

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Its a guy who plays vidya badly and possibly cons others with his shit attitude. What honor is it in claiming you ween against him?
That maybe he'll get to fellate Fred one day?
 

"I am so far above you all, that I don't need to receive petty gifts like the rest of the world on Valentines Day. I'm not needy like everyone else!! My trophy gf being here is all I want...well...that and the cleaning and the cooking and the financial support and the consensual sex. OUTSIDE OF THAT, I'm content with just seeing her smiling face!!"

Also, I find the Scrooge McDuck gif to be hilariously accurate...
 
i'm trying to remember phil's excuse for why he doesn't do collabs, i know he said something about it once

i mean he does have good reasons, but i doubt it was something he would think of.

Flashback to the AggyPlays saga.

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She used to do fan art and wanted to do an animation, she sent him a script for him to do voice acting over and well...look what happened.

Her youtube which she still semi regularly uploads to:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo-ei5b23JQsJEasSrBYLMg/videos

And she even made a cameo appearence with some of the cast from the SoK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V77C1QQVMHA
 
The girl looks alright. It's my understanding that Brits and Americans need two ratings scales -- one that comprises the total population, and one that excludes obese girls. She really doesn't do bad on either scale.

Yes, Leanna was hotter, had a tighter ass, etc. But looks aren't everything. Maybe (maybe!!!) Phil has realized this, or at least realized that a hot girl would always be aware of her ability to do better. Further, what kind of girls do you even expect a washed-up early YouTube Let's Player and present-day e-beggar to be able to pull?

One thing I have noticed seeing her is the sort of docile, slightly-stupid vibe a lot of DSP fans give off. Which isn't very novel in the scheme of things. Since at least several hundred others are followers of this guy in the same way, believing him uncritically.

I expected more shenanigans from both sides. The exorcism/casting couch leads might produce something eventually, but she isn't a feral child, high school girl, or Dutch escort like a lot of people thought. As for Phil's part, it's the first few days. Of course he's going to show her off for now. He has no friends to do so with, remember? Standard behavior, and even by normal person standards not all that offensive.

Isn't the dip kinda normal when he is away for a few days?
I think the Patreon days are pretty much over because Twitch subs are a lot easier to get and keep. I still don't know how realistic it is for him to get something like 1-2000 subs though, but with the added interest of the new girlfriend its certainly possible (speculation depending on how he and her interact and whether she actually streams with him in some capacity).
He's dipped like 100 subs from his peak, right? He had a few amusing first-of-the-month dips in the first few months of his Twitch return, but nothing like this. He was at about 250 before the Thanksgiving "problem" reveal, so that should be his absolute rock bottom if things don't turn around. But that's not such an important number; you'd have to imagine Phil would invent a new crisis before he lost another 200 subs. The jury's out whether he can keep growing to 1000-2000, but I think his best bet is to try riding from crisis to crisis and hope that he can raise the floor of subs each time.

Something All-meaty Tevin said in a video came back to me... Remember when Phil tied his special events to the number of Twitch subs? He set the goal to 500 subs, and emphasized the amount of $1250 -- equal to the amount he was making on Patreon. Well, 550 subs, 600 subs, and 650+ etc. subs are most certainly not goal levels equal to $1250. In order to be consistent, shouldn't he always do his special event any month he has 500 subs, and any milestone over that is extra? Right? Otherwise, it's like you're finessing money out of people. But DSP would never!

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Because he doesn't have a bad back. That's a straight up lie.
Even if he did have a back injury he is always sitting and leaning forward on his couch like an old woman.
He streams with zero back support yet complains his back is bad, either he is too stupid or his issues are just another excuse why he can't work a 9-5, it's probably the latter.
 
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