Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[EH 110]

AShe could be on food stamps/SNAP. Probably is. She was years ago when she and Casey were an item so I don’t know why she’d not continue. She could easily lie about what she earns on YouTube.

Kasey said he was 15 and Amber was 17 when they got together. I'm pretty sure Amber got food stamps because she was a minor.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Isn't that only for minors?

Also, from what I understand food stamps are issued by the state, right? After being with Kasey she moved three (I think) times - Virginia, Florida and Kentucky. Wouldn't she have to re-apply every time?

You have to re-apply every time you move. Technically you can use SNAP benefits anywhere in the US (so if you're on a trip out of state, for instance) regardless of where you actually live but they send re-certification information to you that you have to complete and mail back or complete online (depending on where you live) and you usually have a re-certification interview that can be done in person or over the phone. I think they ask for the usual information though like proof of residence every time you re-certify and you have to be working a minimum number of hours to qualify.

 

[Long time lurker]

I think they ask for the usual information though like proof of residence every time you re-certify and you have to be working a minimum number of hours to qualify.

Emphasis mine. So chances are she isn't receiving them.

 

[Donovan the Man]

I watched a video last night on obese Samoans and there was a pregnant diabetic 28 year old who was blind in one eye and half blind in the other eye. Her OB/GYN kept telling her she had to lower her sugar intake or her fetus would die and she kept telling the reporter she's aware of her diabetes but she ultimately didn't really care and preferred her junk food/vegetables made her cry.

I couldn't help but think of how this will be Big Gay AL in the near future.

https://youtu.be/dJs1B-s-Dnk?t=11m19s

There is another obese lolcow with a thread here who did kill her first pregnancy with diabetes (or was it high blood pressure?) A pregnancy that was done through in vitro fertilization. 12000 dollars and a life pissed away because some fat fuck wouldn't put down the cheetos. It's okay though it was a boy and she wanted a girl anyway. I imagine Amber would be just like this lolcow when she has a kid. At least this lolcow gets freelance work.

 

[Rotogravure]

Emphasis mine. So chances are she isn't receiving them.

She also, as far as anyone's aware, hasn't reapplied for a state id since her last one got stolen from her purse (2? 3?) years ago. Without this, she literally has no proof of who she is and as far as I'm aware of how those systems work (above and beyond actually you know, doing the legwork) couldn't get approved without identification.

That said, I suppose she COULD be toting around her birth certificate everywhere. Because that seems like the type of totally safe and logical move our girl would do.

 

[London Raine]

LOL - how bad does it get when you need Fabreeze at the table to play a board game with ALR. The stench must be disgusting.

 

[Long time lurker]

I suppose she COULD be toting around her birth certificate everywhere.

Didn't she post a video saying she did exactly that?

 

[SweetHoneyIcedTea]

Hopefully without a fetus though

I wouldn't wish having AL as a mother on anybody.

She's young; she can still turn this trainwreck around.

But the last thing she needs is a child.

Children (literal and figurative) should not be raising children.

 

[Rotogravure]

Didn't she post a video saying she did exactly that?

I think you might be right, actually.

 

[JaneThough]

Her SnapChat story from yesterday. Thinks a carnation is a rose, wears her shirt backwards bc fatshion, claims the wind makes her look like a model.

She looks like a model of the planet.

 

[89elbees]

Just in that one snap story:

1. “got a rose from the waitress” = they’re at a restaurant… again…
2. Becky in the aforementioned restaurant with a bowl in front of her, looks like the remnants of ice cream with chocolate syrup to me
3. AL holding a giant chocolate heart
4. Becky with a bottle of full calorie Dr. Pepper

And maybe it's just me, but whatever I see Becky eating, I assume AL had something at least as unhealthy, but twice as much of it...

 

[SisterChristian]

Didn't she post a video saying she did exactly that?

Pretty sure she was carrying her SS card around too and a couple hunnid in cash. I think it was in some "what's in my purse" vid.

 

[C3PBRO]

She said she's not doing that anymore since something commenters said to her actually made it to her peanut brain for a change.

Sucks for all you jealous haters out there who were keen to steal her highly-coveted identity.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Might be :late: but I thought people were just talking shit about her wearing her shirt backwards.. shouldn’t have put it past our gorl.


Edit: @666EVE666 qweeen beat me to it lol but I’ll keep this up for the people that can’t sit through her entire snap story

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Am i late with this pic? I found it funny asf.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

I watched a video last night on obese Samoans and there was a pregnant diabetic 28 year old who was blind in one eye and half blind in the other eye. Her OB/GYN kept telling her she had to lower her sugar intake or her fetus would die and she kept telling the reporter she's aware of her diabetes but she ultimately didn't really care and preferred her junk food/vegetables made her cry.

I couldn't help but think of how this will be Big Gay AL in the near future.

https://youtu.be/dJs1B-s-Dnk?t=11m19s

Are they predisposed? Plenty of obese woman her size without diabetes or just developing it, yet she's going blind.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Am i late with this pic? I found it funny asf.

Jesus Christ! What did she weigh in the first one? What a nightmare.

 

[89elbees]

She went from 'fat lady you'd see at Walmart and silently judge but not feel too bothered over' to 'Silent Hill' real quick

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Jesus Christ! What did she weigh in the first one? What a nightmare.

SHE WEIGHED about 360 in the first pic. Lol. She was still about 210lbs overweight.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Are they predisposed? Plenty of obese woman her size without diabetes or just developing it, yet she's going blind.

Oh boy Samoans are like one of the fattest enthic groups in the world. They live on an island the food they get is mostly prepackaged, processed shit, love to eat, and are genuinely predisposed to obesity. This was well and good when they were hunter gathers but in modern times it has crippled them. Her A1C level have to have been dangerously high her entire life.