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This bitch woke herself up early to start cooking him dinner. Just more proof that Kat is a far better waifu than shit-tier Leanna, haters get rekt.

All I hear in my head when I see his posts like this is, "HEY LEANNA!! HOW YOU LIKE THIS, HUH?!! DID YOU SEE KAT'S AMAZING?!! DAMN RIGHT SHE IS. SHE'S SO FAR ABOVE YOU. CHOKE ON IT!!"
 
To be completely honest, using a slow cooker is basically easy mode cooking. Throw some shit in there (meat potatoes, seasoning) walk away for a few hours and play video games or something. It takes no effort. That's why I do it occasionally. Shit, you don't even have to be home for the majority of it.

That thread about the discord is gone now.
 
Ive smoked briskets and pork butts in under 9 hours. I’ve seen family slow cook ribs and pot roasts in under 9 hours. I don’t use them because I don’t like them, but 9 hours seems excessive.

Just seems lazy when the house contains 2 people who aren’t leaving said house all day.

Crimes against humanity:
  • Using a slow cooker to cook items of food slowly
I'm sending this information straight to The Court of International Justice.
 
Ive smoked briskets and pork butts in under 9 hours. I’ve seen family slow cook ribs and pot roasts in under 9 hours. I don’t use them because I don’t like them, but 9 hours seems excessive.

Just seems lazy when the house contains 2 people who aren’t leaving said house all day.
Jesus man chill out about this. It's just a simple way to get good bang for your buck and not put effort into it. Braising say a chuck roast in the pot with taters, onions, and carrots is damn good. Plus you have left-overs available right there. Not every dish needs to be a french style performance or teppanyaki stage play.

Kat doing this isn't an atrocity to reee about; hell it's a good use of her time given that Phil is worth minimal amounts of fucks. Besides, Phil is the type of clown who considers laundry an epic level challenge fit for the heroes of the land and he's saying this. He'd probably clap his hands and seal bark in joy if she made cheese sandwiches using an iron.
All I hear in my head when I see his posts like this is, "HEY LEANNA!! HOW YOU LIKE THIS, HUH?!! DID YOU SEE KAT'S AMAZING?!! DAMN RIGHT SHE IS. SHE'S SO FAR ABOVE YOU. CHOKE ON IT!!"
Pretty much; Phil is just proving how petty and lame he is by shoving this poor, possibly insane woman, in front of the camera to assuage his ego and try and get his ex who doesn't care if he lives or dies to look at him again.
 
Yeah, Leanna used the slowcooker often too and it's basically toss a couple ingredients in and forget about it until it's done, more or less. I actually thought it was possible Leanna took that with her because Phil was complaining he had no time to make healthy meals/anything but fast food and tv dinners and all I kept thinking was how he could literally make hundreds of different easy mode meals that were pretty healthy with that thing, toss stuff in before stream, ready when stream is over, guess he was just being a lazy dolt, shocking.. Anyway, new soulmaid is starting strong with her duties but the bar was set high with Leanna. Let's not forget she was bedridden and sick and still got up to feed the pigroach.

few interesting results with the Fred thing but it mostly relies on taking names from that steam profile (and assuming it's actually his steam) and connecting dots with half truths that Fred likely told over the years. I also didn't watch very much SoK khantent besides some DSP emergency vlahg's last year, so I'm not up to date enough with them to dig further. Anyone remember the VLAHG where Fred mentioned how he had helped out with some political campaign?
 
Im confused here. Phil is saying San Andreas put him on map on youtube. I don't ever recall that. He played it for his summer of retro in 2013. It did well but it didn't gain him popularity.
 
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Crimes against humanity:
  • Using a slow cooker to cook items of food slowly
I'm sending this information straight to The Court of International Justice.

On the other hand I'm not going to give Burnell Junior a trophy for waving his new xbox 780 in my face.
 
He just said his new girlfriend cleaned his entire ''office'' for him
Translation: she mostly probably picked up whatever garbage he leaves in there if he isn't lying through his teeth in the desperate attempt to show her off and try and get a girl over a decade his junior to look at him again and get jealous.

Though I now have a hilarious thought where Kat turns out to have OCD or something. It'd be funny as shit.

And last I checked, I thought it was stuff like his Fallout 3 run that got him noticed. Y'know, around the 2008-2010 era. I guess he's trying to lie to his audience and force them to accept it.
 
We've seen DSP's office before. This was probably the first time it's been cleaned since he moved in. I'm surprised she didn't contract ebola or something being in that pigpen.
 
All I hear in my head when I see his posts like this is, "HEY LEANNA!! HOW YOU LIKE THIS, HUH?!! DID YOU SEE KAT'S AMAZING?!! DAMN RIGHT SHE IS. SHE'S SO FAR ABOVE YOU. CHOKE ON IT!!"
It feels so good to witness Kong Gout is still not over her and/or butthurt from here to Mars and back because she left him.
 
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