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Schmeckel said:
Someone was playing the long-con.
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Oh of course. They also went and superhacked everyone's facebook accounts and put up pictures of DSP in their uploaded pictures as well as used a NASA space computer to superimpose the face of Fayt into cuddly photos next to his wife (sorry I meant sister, still getting confused).

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Anyway, we already knew Patrick Bronsgeest was a talented super hacker so its a good thing that my common sense allowance to Fayt won't even need to be followed because obviously everything was hacked.
 
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Hell, I've seen how amazingly often Phil manages to get actual game bugs and softlocks. It's hilarious. If I was that incompetent at playing video games, I'd also keep saving in several slots just to be sure I don't manage to completely butcher the gameplay and force a restart.

And yes, the softlocks and such seem to come from his asinine way of playing the games, mostly hammering the controller while rubbing his stupid face against every tight corner in every game. It's sad to witness. Usually people who are trying to find glitches and exploits do that, but Phil's just... special.

That in itself isn't necessarily his fault, but the result is almost always him spending the next 5-10 minutes shouting at the screen, fake laughing, clapping, hammering the controller some more, and going "LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!" It's like watching that infamous recording of a Rick and Morty-fan screaming on his back, and somehow manages to be even cringier because Phil's in his 30's.
 
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johnny5150 said:
will someone please explain why the hell Phil makes multiple saves?
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In the past Phil has been a massive sucker for save glitches
Off the top of my head their was the metroid incident where his save leftt him with near zero health/no ammo and a room full of enemy's he couldn't cheese his way past and it was maybe Jak or ratchet and klank (some platformer anyway) where he saved mid hit on his last heart causing an instant death on reload and there was at least on incident of a cutscene save causing progress to lock (a door didn't open).
For normal folks this is usually a case of restarting the level / going to level select but Phil refuses to replay sections without rage quit hence the wall of saves.
 
I think dsp spends so much time customizing a character just to screw with his viewers.

Edit: it seems like bots have made a return
 
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PieceofShet said:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
inb4 this will become the norm.
Remember when we bitched about his 30mins LONG prestreams?
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Jesus christ 2 hours 11 like my pre streams are 4 minutes tops because I provide what my viewers want sure its not 300 people but each of those few watching turned out to listen to my content/playing I cover lore and stuff in games.

It honestly goes to show how much Goutside actually hates video games.

Oh definitely almost 900 viewers with a dead chat, view bots are back also hardly no donations/tips.
 
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AmericFront said:
I think dsp spends so much time customizing a character just to screw with his viewers.

Edit: it seems like bots have made a return
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It's the only part of the game he can't do poorly.

I remember in Skate 2 he had a fucking fit about character creation.

WHO CARES. I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME. HWUUUUAH? CLOTHING? I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME!!
 
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MMX said:
In the past Phil has been a massive sucker for save glitches
Off the top of my head their was the metroid incident where his save leftt him with near zero health/no ammo and a room full of enemy's he couldn't cheese his way past and it was maybe Jak or ratchet and klank (some platformer anyway) where he saved mid hit on his last heart causing an instant death on reload and there was at least on incident of a cutscene save causing progress to lock (a door didn't open).
For normal folks this is usually a case of restarting the level / going to level select but Phil refuses to replay sections without rage quit hence the wall of saves.
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I think there was one incident in Alice where the game saved and he was keep dying or sthing.
 
I remember how Phil complains about how almost no-one makes "remixes" of his commentary anymore. But I gotta say, the one he's playing on stream right now is ear-grating. One of the most annoying things I've ever heard.
 
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Don Kang said:
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This bitch woke herself up early to start cooking him dinner. Just more proof that Kat is a far better waifu than shit-tier Leanna, haters get rekt.
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Wait till she goes to work, let's see how much she does this then when shes put in a full day to come home to no help.
Leanna is way better and she dont have crazy stabby eyes either.
 
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