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Pretty sure he said something about it looking too complicated for him. Kinda about the same excuse for Monster Hunter.
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Pretty sure he said something about it looking too complicated for him. Kinda about the same excuse for Monster Hunter.
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A game too complicated for one of the best gamers in the country, a pioneer of let's plays?
WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK
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He looks like a grouchy old dad taking a selfie because his teenage daughter nagged him to do it for a week.
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Well look, she even made him pasta, she understands that he's a true and honest Italian!
...is the thought that probably was generated in whatever brain cells Phil has left.
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Look, I hate to be that sperg, but I've looked at it a few times and man, that looks an awful lot like pastaroni. Which is fine, you know, pasta roni can be great if you've worked a 10 hour day and need something quick and easy for dinner.
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DSP can insult all the game developers all he wants, but if you criticize him you are apparently a Moron
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To be fair, dsp thinks anything that is not fast food is homemade. He claims cooking a frozen pizza is homemade so if you boil pasta and add the flavor packet you are home cooking.
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Well of course, what if she gets an independent thought or a wild streak and tries to leave, possible without even doing his laundry or cooking first?!
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I don't think there's anything inherently funny about her cooking skills. Like it's not a bad generic family dinner if she's a soccer mom who's been running around all day.
It does lend some credence to her being from Michigan imo bc as someone from the Midwest she's nailed the 'quick mom meal'.
What makes it funny is Phil oversharing like the autist he is. He spent months hyping up her cooking. Then he hypes up his FIRST HOME COOKED MEAL.
It's only amusing because her first ever meal cooked for him when thats all he's talked about what she'll do is some slow cooked brisket (not even pulled pork) on cheap store rolls and box mac.
Like she's been 'cooking all day' (fire and forget brisket slow cooker) and thats it? Not even a salad?
It does lend some credence to her being from Michigan imo bc as someone from the Midwest she's nailed the 'quick mom meal'.
What makes it funny is Phil oversharing like the autist he is. He spent months hyping up her cooking. Then he hypes up his FIRST HOME COOKED MEAL.
It's only amusing because her first ever meal cooked for him when thats all he's talked about what she'll do is some slow cooked brisket (not even pulled pork) on cheap store rolls and box mac.
Like she's been 'cooking all day' (fire and forget brisket slow cooker) and thats it? Not even a salad?
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"Pandalee told me I gotta put one of those 'selfies' on the twitterbook."
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Yajirobe doesn't deserve this.
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Iklepud's comeback is even worse
And every single one of his tweets is basically just constant insults that phil will never care about or even notice
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Yeah it‘s always those retards that get a shot at Phil on Twitter and blow it the second he replied because they are as or less witty than Phil.
Too bad the best jabs at him get blocked right away
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I didn't realize people still used NOT. It's 20 years later and ilklpud just can't let go of Wayne's World.
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I didn't realize people still used NOT. It's 20 years later and ilklpud just can't let go of Wayne's World.
How will phil ever recover from such an intellectual and his wit
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he can still come back with a clever i fucked your meme insult.
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Being street-smart means you have to come up with the lamest responds on twitter for the ten thousandth time whevener someome tweets something negative to you.
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Just waiting for Phil to get Alphabetty Spaghetti and chicken nuggies for his next dinner. Only if he's a good boy though.
And it's a damn shame he's not playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, because he would get his shit pushed in. The salt levels would be off the charts. Can't save whenever he wants, so instant rage there. Convoluted swordplay mechanics. Even fist fighting can be tough. Frustrating lockpicking and pickpocketing minigames. Dude would be dead from food poisoning before any of that though.
And it's a damn shame he's not playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, because he would get his shit pushed in. The salt levels would be off the charts. Can't save whenever he wants, so instant rage there. Convoluted swordplay mechanics. Even fist fighting can be tough. Frustrating lockpicking and pickpocketing minigames. Dude would be dead from food poisoning before any of that though.
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His fans warned him that would rage, hate and suck at the game.
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