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did he give a reason about kingdom come?
Pretty sure he said something about it looking too complicated for him. Kinda about the same excuse for Monster Hunter.
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did he give a reason about kingdom come?
Pretty sure he said something about it looking too complicated for him. Kinda about the same excuse for Monster Hunter.
He looks like a grouchy old dad taking a selfie because his teenage daughter nagged him to do it for a week.
Well look, she even made him pasta, she understands that he's a true and honest Italian!I honestly expected a dish a tad bit more serious and complicated than this. I thought she wanted to make a good first impression on him with her great cooking, but...That's seriously just sad...But, well, you are right. There is no doubt he would love something like this.
Look, I hate to be that sperg, but I've looked at it a few times and man, that looks an awful lot like pastaroni. Which is fine, you know, pasta roni can be great if you've worked a 10 hour day and need something quick and easy for dinner.Well look, she even made him pasta, she understands that he's a true and honest Italian!
...is the thought that probably was generated in whatever brain cells Phil has left.
To be fair, dsp thinks anything that is not fast food is homemade. He claims cooking a frozen pizza is homemade so if you boil pasta and add the flavor packet you are home cooking.Look, I hate to be that sperg, but I've looked at it a few times and man, that looks an awful lot like pastaroni. Which is fine, you know, pasta roni can be great if you've worked a 10 hour day and need something quick and easy for dinner.
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Well of course, what if she gets an independent thought or a wild streak and tries to leave, possible without even doing his laundry or cooking first?!That maid cant do anything without phil behind him, recording her every move and posting on the internet...
He looks like a grouchy old dad taking a selfie because his teenage daughter nagged him to do it for a week.
Yajirobe doesn't deserve this.
Iklepud's comeback is even worseDSP can insult all the game developers all he wants, but if you criticize him you are apparently a Moron
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Yeah it‘s always those retards that get a shot at Phil on Twitter and blow it the second he replied because they are as or less witty than Phil.Iklepud's comeback is even worse
DSP can insult all the game developers all he wants, but if you criticize him you are apparently a Moron
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I didn't realize people still used NOT. It's 20 years later and ilklpud just can't let go of Wayne's World.
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he can still come back with a clever i fucked your meme insult.How will phil ever recover from such an intellectual and his wit
His fans warned him that would rage, hate and suck at the game.Just waiting for Phil to get Alphabetty Spaghetti and chicken nuggies for his next dinner. Only if he's a good boy though.
And it's a damn shame he's not playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, because he would get his shit pushed in. The salt levels would be off the charts. Can't save whenever he wants, so instant rage there. Convoluted swordplay mechanics. Even fist fighting can be tough. Frustrating lockpicking and pickpocketing minigames. Dude would be dead from food poisoning before any of that though.