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Actually, the "Compulsive Wankers" is much, much more appropriate.
Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread
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Jace is a cheap bastard not shelling out the money to get one of his field soldiers a proper rub n tug
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Actually, why did he need to share that info with us? is it such a special event for him?
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Or at least the mats for a field pussy.
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If you couldn't tell by now, Eli is also an exceptional individual.
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Deagle Nation is an elite Sped Ops team comprised entirely of gamers and battle stoners.
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Chris said:Every Person is Doing it!! Aahhhhhhhh...Relief...
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JarlaxleBaenre
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I think Eli's update is clever coding. What about the ensuing power vacuum in light of Eli's victory?
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Autassassinophilia - The person is sexually aroused by putting themselves in situations in which they may be killed. They really have to feel they are in danger in order to be sexually aroused. Unfortunately, many of them get killed in the process. Autonepiophilia This is the same thing as infantilism.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autassassinophilia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autassassinophilia
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Man, as soon as Eli gets home, he and Jace are gonna fuck like bunnies.
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Throwing out another possibility: Is it possible his account could have been hacked? It would explain the deletion and then the repost with capital letters.
I just...I can't believe this is what he'd write to us after a four day absence.
I just...I can't believe this is what he'd write to us after a four day absence.
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That was my initial thought too but I didn't want to be "that guy."
Thanks for being "that guy"!
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![:\](/styles/custom/emotes/svg/chris-confused.svg "Confused :\")
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Jacking off, if he can edge for multiple days.
Danzou
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"Eli has returned", on the top banner, made it sound like Eli had returned to America, not merely to Twitter.
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Balls will bust
they shall break to dust
but power of Eli
is enough to delay
the volcano of semen
to the point that no man
shall believe his force
not even Marine Corps
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So, were the other people at the hostel Eli stays at not upset by his masturbation?
KaiserC
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I think we underestimated him. He can clearly handle himself.
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