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This was alluded to a couple of times, but i don't think Phil's an abusive boyfriend in the traditional sense of the word (control reasons, jealousy issues, that sort of thing) I think he just legitimately does not see other people as humans, and so has no real reason to care about how his actions affects them. Even the things he's doing "for" the new girl are still ultimately for him, she just happens to be benefiting from it.

Agreed. I can't really see him as being some sort of seasoned person when it comes to this stuff. He's just in a desperate situation and its not like he ever wakes up and doesn't have to think about his huge amount of debt.

I also hope for her own sake that she doesn't start streaming 7 days a week or some dumb shit. If anything, I hope she does like a co-op stream with Phil once a week or something which would at least mix it up because his shit is fucking boring.

I got into the prestream drama for a while and they were entertaining to listen to and document but I got bored after a few weeks of it. I honestly have no idea how people like drgnkiller have kept it up for so long.

I haven't watched a prestream or even any detractor videos for at least 2-3 weeks because his life is fairly predictably unpredictable.

It's like watching a news report where a bunch of people who live in a region known for earthquakes/floods/tornadoes/autism outbreaks/drought all lose their life possessions and its like...
  • 2014: "ahh shit nigga that kinda sucks, I feel at least a little bit bad for you, but you probably shouldn't live there anymore"
  • 2015: "ahh shit nigga that kinda sucks, I feel at least a little bit bad for you, but you probably shouldn't live there anymore"
  • 2016: "ahh shit nigga that kinda sucks, I feel at least a little bit bad for you, but you probably shouldn't live there anymore"
  • 2017: "ahh shit nigga that kinda sucks, I feel at least a little bit bad for you, but you probably shouldn't live there anymore"

Inevitably they usually survive, stay strong through it all and live to see another (insert natural disaster).

Wingsuit jumpers, while not really DSP-tier, still have the similarity of going out everyday and doing something that they know could end in spectacular failure. Even if they crash and break 90% of their bones, they're still gonna go out there and do the same thing again.

he seems to like preying on vulnerable girls. Imagine phil dating a girl with a healthy family where he has to visit them at thanksgiving? brothers and sisters all talking to phil. He couldn't handle it.

I guess from the word preying it makes it sound like it was a practiced tactic. Rather seems his ladies are easy. Otherwise he'd have a back catalog of Leannas.

If he were practiced in it, then I'd say he would've gotten rid of Leanna much sooner when she turned sour.

But it was probably both his and her first serious relationship and those are always entertaining.
 
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Edit: About Phil shoving the soulmaid into every fifth sentence. This is why people got pissed at him about Leanna but God forbid he learns a lesson. I expect him to lose some subs over this sooner or later if he keeps it up.

At least Leanna was known as Leanna, my girlfriend or My girlfriend, Leanna. This one is just known as My girlfriend.
 
Didn't he claim he only got the fries? Like, at least own up to the five dollar box they came in.

He lies about the stupidest shit. Or just don't have your extra meals out on the table when you film. There's so many ways around getting laughed at like he does.

True story. But then again, its lazy Phil: his paypiglets don't give a shit about how many boxes of mexican fries he gulps down (besides fearing for his health) and we would claim that he hid his three extra bags below the table anyways. So why putting effort into this.
 
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the maid got up early again
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New DSP tries it. Never seen someone struggle so much to eat a sandwich.

Some great dsp quotes. "ASIAN MAYOW" "Caramilized cheese" "My girlfriend will be in the next episode she's not here yet"


Jesus Christ he just should start the whole cooking with the Kat thing instead of this bullshit!

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Ahhhh I know what Kat is doing. She is trying to fatten Phil up to the point he dies of a hard attack and takes all of his stuff. Or she slowly poisons his food and he falls over on stream.

Neither the first nor the second. Are you familliar with Grimm's Hansel and Gretel?
 
some funny stuff on prestream today.

Phil had tons of disposable income in 2012.
Can't sell his statues, will only sell them for 1k each. Went to various toy stores who wouldn't buy them.
Got scammed on ebay once selling a console. Sent the console and got charged back.
Wants to visit Cali with Kat and see universal studios.
When Kat arrived phil kissed her and said "welcome home baby" and she said "I don't want to fly on an airplane for a long time".
 
Ahhhh I know what Kat is doing. She is trying to fatten Phil up to the point he dies of a hard attack and takes all of his stuff. Or she slowly poisons his food and he falls over on stream.
You're gonna spend more on food (not to mention time!) than what you can cash out after he dies.
 
Ever since Phil made the stupid comment about not being able to take/ pick Kat from work. I was thinking Kat sacrificed everything moving to a new state, what has Phil Sacrificed for her?
 
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Leanna was trying to keep him healthy and not carbo load him. Phil is gonna get fatter than ever with Oni.
This is true. Kat has been feeding him a lot of carbs and it seems red meat will be a common ingredient. Phil won't ever ask her to make healthy foods if he is enjoying what she is making.

Honestly I have no problem with Phil having a GF or her cooking for him but holy fuck dude, he doesn't need to post something every time she does a thing lol.

Difference between Phil and Tim Schafer is that Tim Schafer has talent and can focus his crazy into really good games. Phil can't even focus his snorts to produce phlegm.
 
Honestly I have no problem with Phil having a GF or her cooking for him but holy fuck dude, he doesn't need to post something every time she does a thing lol.
There's a trick that all liars play, whether consciously or subconsciously, and that's to make a big production about proving something to be true on the rare occasion when they've told the truth. Phil does this too. The thought process is that, by proving that they've told the truth once, they have somehow banked a certain amount of goodwill that will allow them to lie without being called on it for a period of time.

I think this whole love bombing thing is just a facet of that, he's proving that he was a wonderful relationship every chance he can get, so he can bank a certain amount of trust in case he isn't able to prove it later on.
 
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