Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[princess13456789]

One of my pals mentioned the numerous amount of streams Alex does. Guy was too for his own good, claiming Alex doesn't stream that often. Anything negative we said, he had something positive to say about him with the optimism cranked to 500.

It was... interesting.

"YandereDev has to atleast have some fun his life since he works HARD on Yandere Simulator"

 

[Kaabi]

Are you absolutely sure this guy wasn't being a sock/troll?

He wasn't. He was dead serious about YandereDev being one of the best game developers he's ever seen. He also says Ayano is one of the best written characters ever.

 

[Ero Aphana]

he works HARD on Yandere Simulator

Oh of course he does! Didn't you see that he added new bugs to make the process longer? That takes effort and time right?

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

lol only Alex would be fooled into thinking generic #ff0000 splatters look anything like real blood because it's drawn that way in his chinese cartoons.

I was kind of surprised the splatters weren’t #ff00ff given his obsession with easter eggs, but maybe that’s too subtle for him.

 

[FinishedOsana]

Im just gonna add to the whole 'blood is paint' thing: paint has completely different consistency than blood.

Most of the time you use more paint than water when painting with acrylics. Acrylics dont 'sink in' the clothing, because of their consistency, they stick to it. I also think your clothing gets slightly more stiff because of it. And most importantly, they dont come off if they dry, for years. Some artists get paid for painting with acrylics on peoples clothing because of that.
And if you did use a lot of water, then you wouldnt get this deep color on your clothing. Thats also why watercolors wouldnt work, since they are, surprise, based on water. And if you did somehow get splashed like that, SOMEHOW, watercolors are super easy to remove, just splash water on it. Running around like that would be unacceptable.
Dunno about the other types of paint, but I am almost sure they work similarly to acrylics.
Obviously it also depends on the type of material your clothes are made of, but it doesnt matter when youre asking if one could mistake blood for paint on someones clothing. Youd have to pay little attention to Ayano or be unable to smell the blood for this disguise to work.

Also, youd have to be a real goof or have a very weird style of painting to get splashed this much. Wouldnt it be weird if she 'had an accident' while painting everyday/every few days with that one specific color?

 

[Chef Ramsay]

Also, youd have to be a real goof or have a very weird style of painting to get splashed this much. Wouldnt it be weird if she 'had an accident' while painting everyday/every few days with that one specific color?

You know, it's not like he has any knowledge of how anything works, so I wouldn't expect too much from him.
But it's important that a woman should be submissive, otherwise she's a slut.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

I'm aware of their meanings but i think Alex followed the same naming conventions he did to the student council, you can see the bullies follows a pattern of "[COLOR+feminine pronoun] [Random japanese word + OBJECT/ANIMAL]". This way Alex can keep making stupid names but they sound more authentic in theory.

Comparing their names to the student council (red bird, blue dragon, black turtle and white tiger) and using their logic, i think Alex idea for their names was simply "Orange Flower", "Star Bird" "Pink Heart" and "Purple Candy".

With Hoshiko’s last name, the “Star Bird” could also be “Water Bird” or “Blue Bird”, which would directly correlate to Tumblr.

“Pink Heart”, “Orange Flower”, and “Purple Candy”, as you said, don’t seem to have any direct connections.

Considering the minor details,

Kashiko (Purple) has a Purple/Pink(Magenta?) based theme.

Hana (Orange) has hot pink/yellow/Orange based theme

Kokoro (Pink) has a Pink/Light Blue based theme

Hoshiko (“Bird”/Water/“Blue”) has a Blue and Green theme.

Hoshiko could be heavily themed around Tumblr, but also has hints of KiwiFarms. The bios are most likely where KiwiFarms, PULL, and etc come up, as has been mentioned before.

 

[lolnope]

I did some research into the Four Guardians stuff, and apparently, Alex did not know that there were actual Japanese translations for the animals’ names.

For example, the Black Turtle is known as Genbu in Japan. Not sure where “Kuroko Kamenaga” came from.

 

[almaden]

With Hoshiko’s last name, the “Star Bird” could also be “Water Bird” or “Blue Bird”, which would directly correlate to Tumblr.

To be honest, I think you’re giving Alex too much credit. I’m not sure he cares about names enough to actually pick real kanji for them.
Seems like he’s just trying to make it “sound” Japanese.

For example, “Murasaki” might sound legit to a westerner, but as far as I’ve checked it’s only used for fictional characters or as a pen name.

“Momoiro” literally means “peach-colored”. That’s not a real surname too. (Also, fun fact: same word can be interpreted as “illicit love; gossip; sex” in Chinese).

“-yama” in Daidaiyama is one of the most generic Japanese surname suffixes, so it’s not like he’s been thinking hard. He could’ve just used it without looking up the meaning.

Finally, “-dori” in Mizudori really does mean bird, but it’s another generic suffix for a surname.
Also, I can’t discount the possibility that it just might be his poor attempt at mashing “mizuiro” (aqua, light blue) and “midori” (green) together.
He probably couldn’t put “midori” first because he's already used it for Midori.

TL;DR: As much as I’d like to believe that our beloved green bully references us even in her name, I think we should remember that it’s Alex we’re talking about and it might be too subtle for him.

 

[WhatTheHeil]

TL;DR: As much as I’d like to believe that our beloved green bully references us even in her name, I think we should remember that it’s Alex we’re talking about and it might be too subtle for him.

Unless it's a character named Kiui Faamuzu it's definitely too subtle for Alex to be referencing us.

 

[IwemduWarrior]

I find it ironic that this thread in the last month has spread more information about additions (more like lack there of) in yandere simulator than yandere dev himself.

P.S:So close to 1000

 

[The Demon]

One of my pals mentioned the numerous amount of streams Alex does. Guy was too for his own good, claiming Alex doesn't stream that often. Anything negative we said, he had something positive to say about him with the optimism cranked to 500.

It was... interesting.

you should tell him to put that optimism into something constructive, like finding a blue collar job, learning how to code, learning programming languages, learning actual languages, or maybe even helping development of that game if he cares so much

then again, if he tries to aid development it might destroy him and force him to face the harsh reality that eva is basically a narcissistic teenager who thinks that his work is perfect and that he doesn't need to learn anything

 

[Ashtar]

Remember when he said this game would come out in 2019? L O L

Actually, I remember youtubers came to his defense when he whined about emails. I don’t see anyone singing that tune anymore lmao

 

[princess13456789]

Remember when he said this game would come out in 2019? L O L

Actually, I remember youtubers came to his defense when he whined about emails. I don’t see anyone singing that tune anymore lmao

Could've just deleted or block simple.

 

[LiquidKid]

Could've just deleted or block simple.

You dare give him advice on his email problem? I’ll have you know he is much smarter than you and has already thought of every possibly solution under the sun and none of them will work!!!

 

[NashiNashi]

Sorry if I'm late, this thread is 2 fast.

I'm aware of their meanings but i think Alex followed the same naming conventions he did to the student council, you can see the bullies follows a pattern of "[COLOR+feminine pronoun] [Random japanese word + OBJECT/ANIMAL]". This way Alex can keep making stupid names but they sound more authentic in theory.

Comparing their names to the student council (red bird, blue dragon, black turtle and white tiger) and using their logic, i think Alex idea for their names was simply "Orange Flower", "Star Bird" "Pink Heart" and "Purple Candy".

Honestly, I feel vaguely better about these naming conventions because at least he's using actual Japanese words instead of just Japanizing stupid shit like "Puresu Horuda". It's still shit, but it's a small step up. It's puzzling why he won't just check some name directories as that's easier. He must feel clever, I guess?

Adding 子 (ko, meaning child) at the end of feminine first names aren't that far fetched, because for a while, that used to be an extremely popular naming convention. If you look at the names of women born in the 80's maybe 90's, but that's sort of pushing it, and go back, names ending in 子 is common. I can see there being a female character called Hoshiko in some dumbass anime, though not irl.

With that said, it's not very popular in recent years and is thought of as being uncool. Too old school, I suppose. Though other feminine end characters are still in use, I guess.

I actually like the whole being in art club gives you a pass on being bloody thing because that's some Super Mario tier goofy game logic. It's hilarious, really. I understand that it totally clashes with the edgy mood Eva is trying to create, though. It would be so much easier for him if he would just embrace the memes/quirkiness. You can pull all sorts of weird shit out of your ass without being questioned. Though I have a feeling that the game would just get more pervy with some idiot upbeat harem anime logic thrown in.

 

[lolnope]

You dare give him advice on his email problem? I’ll have you know he is much smarter than you and us already thought of every possibly solution under the sun and none of them will work!!!

Why the hell would he even respond to every email he gets? I mean, doesn’t he have the emails of all his volunteers saved?

 

[LiquidKid]

Why the hell would he even respond to every email he gets? I mean, doesn’t he have the emails of all his volunteers saved?

I don’t think he responds, he just claims he spends all day reading them

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

I don’t think he responds, he just claims he spends all day reading them

He also claims to be working on his game a lot too.

 

[LiquidKid]

He also claims to be working on his game a lot too.

I mean he does put out badly coded builds and then spends the majority of the month putting out bug fixes that should have been there day 1. So he is technically working know it. Just not in any efficient way or with any actual workers conduct or integrity.