Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SpaceRanger]

Probably ate some because she didn't have anything else to snack on

I remember accidentally getting some playdough in my mouth as a kid.

It tastes disgusting, but its also kinda salty, she'd probably like it just for that.

Edit: I looked it up, and salt is actually one of the main ingredients in playdough.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That cookie video is also sad because Destiny's family is all outside setting off fireworks and Amber has chosen to eat a giant cookie alone in their attic bedroom instead. She says the fireworks are nothing special and she's been really excited to try this cookie.

 

[Rokko]

I think Amber has what Kai has. They have Body Dysmorphic Disorder, but instead of seeing themselves as ugly, they see themselves as gorgeous.

Afaik body dismorphia always means you see yourself in a negative way. No idea what kind of mental illness amber has, but she is definitely very narcisstic.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

All she'd have to do in order to be able to afford the tests, is to stop shopping and buying shit she doesn't need. Stop going out to eat so much. You have to want to do something, she clearly doesn't want to.

But that would involve admitting she's not as rich as she pretends to be, right? It won't happen but I'd love to see her lab results, particularly if they check her cholesterol levels

 

[Ero Aphana]

It tastes disgusting, but its also kinda salty, she'd probably like it just for that.

 

[neckyhamhock]

But that would involve admitting she's not as rich as she pretends to be, right? It won't happen but I'd love to see her lab results, particularly if they check her cholesterol levels

I would find it hard to believe her blood pressure and cholesterol aren't scary fucked up. Her kidneys are probably under so much fucking strain too.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

This video she claims she made a doctor's appointment, because she hasn't been in 8 years and wants to check for diabetes. sound familiar?

 

[Rotogravure]

This video she claims she made a doctor's appointment, because she hasn't been in 8 years and wants to check for diabetes. sound familiar?

I do wonder if Becky is pressuring the doctor visit. I feel like Becky would be more likely (capable) person than Destiny for this.

I guess we'll see though. Like a lot of others, I'm 50/50 on her actually going.

Last time she showed her calendar it was blank.

Also wanted to add this; from that stupid "THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP" video.
-- Note it IS empty, and the "note" she wrote to Eric is gone but the squiggly line is still there.

And the cap from the Valentine's Day 2018 (around 2:52-3:37) when she shows and writes on the whiteboard.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Ho neatly her bloodwor k will be fucking expensive probably close to 800. What they will want to do is to a complete bloodwork for her. They just don't poke your finger and get your blood levels like she is expecting. A doctor's visit fee and actually having a checkup is 2 different costs, which she doesn't realize. She is going to even have to pay to pee in a cup. Also I dont think they can weigh her on the scale there, I think it goes up to 450. With all of the slow violin playing, I'm sure Amber will be f ine because she is responsible and has saved money from all of her YouTube checks for "a rainy day" . This would be perfect for her savings money to go to, it could be life or death for her. Also she does have high cholesterol she admitted it on a video. After she flushes all trhat money down the toilet, she may still have to get medication. And we all know that's a fortune

 

[Wilford Brimley]

But that would involve admitting she's not as rich as she pretends to be, right? It won't happen but I'd love to see her lab results, particularly if they check her cholesterol levels

I'm more interested in her A1C.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I'm an idiot. What's A1C? (Random guess....blood sugar? Narcy bitch rating?)

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I'm an idiot. What's A1C? (Random guess....blood sugar? Narcy bitch rating?)

a form of hemoglobin that is measured primarily to identify the three-month average plasma glucose concentration. The test is limited to a three-month average because the lifespan of a red blood cell is four months (120 days). ...
So, it's a three month average of her blood sugar.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@Ohhhamburgersss Thanks for the idiot-proof sentence at the end - I only got about one-in-three words of the first bit

Problem is, I don't think she'll tell the truth even if she does go, which I also doubt. I think we're just to going to devolve into a bunch of even more mindless drivel with Walmart acting the part of the squirrel (ooh look! Shiny thing!) She's a pro at lying to herself, so anything we get will be heavily curated.

Unless, of course, she goes for a "pity me" vid. But even so, they tend to be emotion-heavy and fact-lite. The only light thing about her entire existence in fact, but pitybux buys diversion.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

I have a dream that one day necky will change her outfit.

...or at least swap out hats.

 

[EH 110]

Did you guys catch that part in the latest video where Amber said that she would never leave Becky even if she lost weight and became a model? "A model"? Seriously?

I missed that!

Even if she got down to her goal weight of 199 (and magically didn't have loose skin and/or scars from skin removal surgery), she's still going to be too short and too fat and, by that time, too old to model. At 27, she already looks like a woman in her late 40s. I don't know how she looks in the mirror and sees a model's face.

 

[Bunny]

Ho neatly her bloodwor k will be fucking expensive probably close to 800. What they will want to do is to a complete bloodwork for her. They just don't poke your finger and get your blood levels like she is expecting. A doctor's visit fee and actually having a checkup is 2 different costs, which she doesn't realize. She is going to even have to pay to pee in a cup. Also I dont think they can weigh her on the scale there, I think it goes up to 450. With all of the slow violin playing, I'm sure Amber will be f ine because she is responsible and has saved money from all of her YouTube checks for "a rainy day" . This would be perfect for her savings money to go to, it could be life or death for her. Also she does have high cholesterol she admitted it on a video. After she flushes all trhat money down the toilet, she may still have to get medication. And we all know that's a fortune

Can you imagine her trying to pee in a cup? She can barely wipe her own ass. How is she going to put a cup between her legs with her little t-rex arms?

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

If she actually goes to this appointment, I think we’re in for a good old fashioned breakdown. The doctor is going to be honest with her. I think it’s going to be pretty rough. This isn’t a “you need to lose 20lbs to have an ideal BMI” conversation.

 

[stronkwonk]

Break up? Moving out? Dead animal? Heart attack? Something equally predictable that no one really cares about?

 

[Mitch Conner]

Break up? Moving out? Dead animal? Heart attack? Something equally predictable that no one really cares about?

Pizza took longer than 30 minutes to deliver?

 

[jurassic bark]

Can you imagine her trying to pee in a cup? She can barely wipe her own ass. How is she going to put a cup between her legs with her little t-rex arms?

Smart money's on a tech having to help her ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽

I remember accidentally getting some playdough in my mouth as a kid.

It tastes disgusting, but its also kinda salty, she'd probably like it just for that.

Edit: I looked it up, and salt is actually one of the main ingredients in playdough.

But it has good mouth feel

I have a dream that one day necky will change her outfit.

...or atleast swap out hats.

All that coarse cheap polyester must be hell on her scalp.