Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

Angry New Ager said:
Oh, I do hope he writes that memoir! I do, I do!

Because to do so, Dave will have to nail his story down, creating one "true" version of it, instead of changing it at his convenience every time he needs to shush another critic. Everyone knows they're not going to get the full story in one sentence on Twitter, but they damned well expect it if you have the time to write a full memoir.

He'll have to flesh out the little bits he's posted to Twitter in more detail--naming people, places, and events, many of which can either be verified or disputed. If he includes the most outlandish of his claims, such as being held hostage and gang-raped for days, I want to see just how flimsy his story will be, and how many holes I can drive a full-size ore hauler through.

Also, by committing the various "facts" of his shitty little failure of a life as man and troon to print, Dave will give people who have known him, but have neither the time nor the inclination to follow his latest hijinks, a chance to not only catch up on what he's been doing and what he claims about himself, but also something substantial and unchanging to rebut. I'm looking forward to the folks who will come out of the woodwork to describe their versions of what really happened and what a little cockroach Dave "Ellie" Muscato has always been.

Kiwis, a Dave "Ellie" Muscato memoir would be such an amazing thing. We could start a Kiwi Farms Book Club and make it our very first selection! It would be in our best interests to ensure it gets as much exposure as possible, so that Dave can have his time full in the spotlight's glare. I want him to get lots of attention, and lots of people asking him detailed questions about the assertions he will no doubt make about himself.

And hey, he might even mention Kiwi Farms in it! I always get a good laugh when I read that Kiwi Farms is an alt-right hate site; I'm sure this will be one of many excellent laughs to be had.
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He's never gonna write it, you know. It'll just be a thing he's "working on".
 
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All these men like Bruce Jenner decide they're ok with dating cock-possessors once they start transitioning. Almost like the whole thing is motivated by repressed sexual desires for peen.
 
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Yeah he's "asexual" because he started HRT and thinks the lack of libido is a good excuse to call himself that. He believes it is a good counterpoint to the troons that are pervs. LMAO no, they outnumber you twenty to one, at least most of them aren't taking up room in Women's shelters....
 
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