Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malt Liquor]

I can't wait for Dark Souls to come out on the Switch. You just know Bob is going to turn his coverage on the game into some statement on how toxic DA HARDCORE GAMERZ are, just like how he handled Metroid turning into a FPS.

Can't wait to see him doing that,the Soulsborne brigade will tear him apart in a matter of minutes
It will be fun

 

[LordofCringe7206]

But being on a successful TV show means nothing to him.
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Say what you want about the show (I think the show is complete crap now and days compared to it's early episodes), but these guys managed to create what's practically a small media empire at this point off of one the oddest concepts for a television show.

Bob couldn't gain this kind of success, exposure and popularity if it was literally handed to him on a silver platter with a foolproof plan to avoid failing.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Maybe Boston has a few good fist fighters, but I don't believe this diabetic tub of guts is one of them.

I'd love to see Bob go to Southie after a Red Sox game and start calling all the white guys in Red Sox gear obsolete dudebros. He should also add how New York City is a model for the rest of the country.

Bob couldn't gain this kind of success, exposure and popularity if it was literally handed to him on a silver platter with a foolproof plan to avoid failing.

Bob got far more success than he deserved thanks to the Escapist. Being featured next to popular shows like Zero Punctuation and Jimquisition (speaking of which, who's fatter, Bob or Jim?) every week did wonders for his name recognition, since that's the only reason I've ever even heard of him. Although his chimpouts on Twitter are also gaining him some fame, since even my dad who comes from the pre-internet age has heard of Bob.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

What is Lard Lad getting at with the whole Boston/fighting thing? We are famous for staging breakfast beverage riots and impaling niggers with the US flag.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

What is Lard Lad getting at with the whole Boston/fighting thing? We are famous for staging breakfast beverage riots and impaling niggers with the US flag.

and a famous terrier breed along with a notorious accent

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I only ever heard of Bob when he got mild media attention for screeching about Pixels like an actual cranky child.

 

[Red Hood]

Say what you want about the show (I think the show is complete crap now and days compared to it's early episodes), but these guys managed to create what's practically a small media empire at this point off of one the oddest concepts for a television show.

Bob couldn't gain this kind of success, exposure and popularity if it was literally handed to him on a silver platter with a foolproof plan to avoid failing.

I'm Bob Chipman and this my basement. I work here with my old NES and my primitive idol, Big Mario. Everything in pop culture gets an opinion- and some tard rage. One thing I've learned after 40 years of being a fatass is you never know WHAT'S going into my mouth.

 

[neonwhite900]

His most recent review is up, this time it's of Alex Garland's Annihilation. The first few seconds of the video made me give up on watching the rest.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm Bob Chipman and this my basement. I work here with my old NES and my primitive idol, Big Mario. Everything in pop culture gets an opinion- and some tard rage. One thing I've learned after 40 years of being a fatass is you never know WHAT'S going into my mouth.

I would make a "Let me bring in my buddy" joke, but this is Bob we're talking about.

 

[Flexo]

No really, DO. IT. I will personally toss you a few bucks on paypal if you go to CPAC and film it. Heck we'll make it like a charity and you get a dollar for every hour you survive there.

Do it!

 

[Anonimo]

Bob in any kind of serious physical confrontation would end up like Eric Garner, except no one would give a shit.

Because he’s a P.O.S. or because he’s a white male?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Because he’s a P.O.S. or because he’s a white male?

Because he’s Bob. Which pretty much says it all. What was the quote from that one YouTube stream? Something like “there’s no point in wishing Bad things on Bob. Being Moviebob is punishment enough”.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Being Moviebob is punishment enough”.

The main reason I will be slightly depressed when Bob dies is because his life is a living hell (even he lacks the cognitive capacity to recognize it) that he built for himself.

 

[Red Hood]

The main reason I will be slightly depressed when Bob dies is because his life is a living hell (even he lacks the cognitive capacity to recognize it) that he built for himself.

With any luck, there's an equally hilarious hell waiting for him in the afterlife.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

With any luck, there's an equally hilarious hell waiting for him in the afterlife.

In all probability, the only films shown there will be DCEU and the only video game available to him will be Sonic the Hedgehog '06.

 

[elder god]

Barring Mario, this feels like the purest distillation of Bob in one tweet.

Bob criticizing somebody else for being vapid would be funny if he didn't constantly do this. He seriously thinks he's smarter than other people for no reason other than his ego. Honestly its sad.

Boy, this sure sounds like a threat of physical violence, eh sport?

Really Bob? You're going to be an internet tough guy because you're from Boston. When your fatass can be bothered to waddle outside your own house for more than once a month, I might take your fatass more seriously, but lets be honest, you're only a threat if you fell on some small child and smothered them to death. This is how a fight with Bob would go down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FguXuJOiEk0

But being on a successful TV show means nothing to him.

That guy actually runs a successful business and made a TV show out of it. Thats far more than you will ever do in your life.

Or you made a typo and you're trying to cover your fat ass.

OK, fuck it, lets pretend he didn't make a typo, in the early 20th century, you know, the 1900s-1910s, giant machines still needed to be run by people, there was still a necessity for Capitalism, because machines were not advanced enough to completely mechanize the labor that is even now being mechanized. Capitalism was completely viable in the 20th century (it still is now, but lets put this into perspective that even by his own retard standards, Capitalism still would be viable in the 20th century.)

So uh....can someone with a better grasp of economics explain to me how mechanization makes capitalism "obsolete" instead of being capitalism kicking into high-gear? I'd be legitimately interested if anyone can explain that. The owners of the machines are hypothetically manufacturers who aren't state owned looking for a profit and there would be trade between private entities, no?

Did you have a history class that talked about the problems mechanization had on mid to late 19th century and even early 20th century labor? The idea is that as more powerful machines and better practices became more popular, many jobs at that time died off and those workers were laid off and had to find new work. People at that time speculated on how society would change because surely these people couldn't find different jobs or be retrained, they would now have to be part of a society that moved on beyond work. This idea fell flat because people were just retrained and found new jobs that were previously unheard of because of the mechanization. Its the same thought process of people who nowadays think that its the end of Capitalism because jobs are being killed by mechanization and those people are now in need of different jobs. They think that instead of them finding new jobs the government will have to change how we as a people get paid. They don't get that with more labor other job markets will open. Its basically people who don't understand how the market evolves thinking that we have to get rid of the market altogether because they don't know where the market will head.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

The main reason I will be slightly depressed when Bob dies is because his life is a living hell (even he lacks the cognitive capacity to recognize it) that he built for himself.

Had he let go of his past, controlled his ego, and built himself a moral code with empathy included. Then he might had a wife, a child, and be happy at this point. Such a shame.

 

[Mola Ram]

Because he’s a P.O.S. or because he’s a white male?

Because he's Bob.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

"I'm from Boston!"

Shut the fuck up Bob, you're from Lynn.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Stop talking about your time in high school and sperg about Heathers some more.

Oh no, Bob disapproves! How will they ever recover?

Joshua Jackson's probably gonna say no, dumbass.

Does it really?

When those kids at her school got diddled? Respect.