Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[multiverse]

Is it just me, or is aging fighting to destroy all the attempts he made to look womanly?

Not maintaining the surgeries is doing this.

Plastic surgery isn't a "one and done" kind of thing. It takes maintenance every 8-10 years, and not a lot of people are prepared for that reality. You want tit implants? Prepare for your real breasts to sag under the implant, either making a B-shaped boob, or requiring a lift every 10 years or so to prevent the real boob from sagging beneath the fake one.

Brianna chose some wacky facial mods to begin with - the cheekbone implant looks almost alien, it's not the usual small half chicken breast shape people normally get to soften the loss of facial fat and rounding in the face, it's like a little nub on each side of her face, and it's almost as if they're placed directly under the skin instead of under the muscle. It seems she wanted to look like her SoCon characters, which led to the weird "cheekbone" things instead of building up her weak chin to balance her face out and adding fillers or something to soften her appearance.

Her face work needs a tune up; it's only going to look worse over time as she loses more facial fat and the weird implant nubs stick out, and her hair recedes further. If she was smart she'd drop cash on better cheek implants instead of a midlife crisis car-dick.

 

[Ruin]

Are we sure she's not on adderal? Looks like she's grinding her jaw in between trying to decide whether it's time for "smile face" or "snarl face"

I've speculated for a while now that he has a low grade amphetamine addiction. It would explain the bloodshot eyes facial tics and lack of attention span.

 

[Norvic]

The regular gym membership, the speciality gym membership, the LifeFitness treadmill, and the $2000 stationary bike + membership are sure proving well worth it.

I'm very disappointing the camera cuts away from BriBri at the critical moment in the first few seconds. I wanted to see the look on her face when the first question opened "How did you make this transition..."

Edit: Jesus... Quoth BriBri: "There was a man I was good friends with... his name was, er, erm... Stepto Tollhouse." Yeah, you were so good friends with him you can't remember or pronounce his name, you fraud. His name was Stephen Toulouse.

Edit 2: "I see my opponent more as an opportunist." My irony meter just went in to orbit. I should stop liveblogging these things, every five seconds she says something dumb. Incredible.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

He kind of looks like a fat version of the other mother from Coraline.

 

[Water-T]

Brianna hates children, she'll probably set up a crib in the basement next to the dog cage and forget about it after a day. If it's a boy, she'll make his life a living hell. If it's a girl, she'll be so envious and hate it either way. And Lord knows what she would name the poor thing.

If it's a boy, Bri will slice off its cock and claim that is because he "knows" that it's trans (just like how Wu "knew" that Samus was always trans).

If it's a girl, Bri will go all Mommie Dearest on the poor girl, making her life a living hell for being a True and Honest Woman.

Either way, the child will end up like those dogs - left neglected in a cage with little food, only to trotted out as props for attention and asspats on Twitter.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Thems some goat teeth, fam.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Hahahahahahahaahahahaha

And these voters claim to be “woke” and “educated on the issues”.

 

[RodgerDodger]

>survivor of gender conflict in the tech world

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>so how did you make this transition

I never noticed it before. But dear gods, Wu has Meth Mouth

 

[KerryDixon9]

Frank has tweeted about Brianna having the interview and it being on YT, but no mention whatsoever from Brianna about it. I just cannot understand how Brianna can manage to get these interviews lined up, but then completely fail to promote them on the massive platform she has.

Apart from the teeth, facial expressions, head bobbing and the physical appearance of a heavy metal roadie, I do actually think Brianna plays politician during interview quite well. She manages to get all her prepared answers into the interview - her "I love meeting the people, it makes me a better person" was a bullshit lie she wrote on twitter in this last week. She threw in the "growing up in Mississippi" and all the dead soldiers she grew up with. Managing to get all these into the interviews pretty seamlessly is actually pretty good.

 

[Loose Cannon]

Reminded me of this:

Abe looks more human, though.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminds me more of this.

And even Lou looks more feminine.

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

un fucking real, that constant rubbing of his hair or whatever on the mic.

 

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Reminded me of this:

Abe looks more human, though.

Was thinking the same thing. Shit's fuckin' uncanny.

 

[Flopwop]

Uber is so fucking dumb, seriously who still uses this shit?

Oh.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Some people open their eyes when they wake up in the morning, some people just glue a new fucking pair of eyes right over the old ones.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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Some people open their eyes when they wake up in the morning, some people just glue a new fucking pair of eyes right over the old ones.

Looks like he's been possessed by a demon.

And twinkies.

 

[AnOminous]

Uber is so fucking dumb, seriously who still uses this shit?

Uber is shit but John doesn't even understand the product, which is crowdsourcing it so you don't have to take some vehicle on a fixed route full of smelly urban dwellers, go through a convoluted path through the shittiest parts of town, to get dropped 15 blocks from where you actually want to be.

The "routes" would be dynamic and change based on who wants to go where.

 

[millais]

"you hand me a Glock right now, and I can fieldstrip it with my eyes closed"
He really does operate on a one track mind lol

 

[AnOminous]

"you hand me a Glock right now, and I can fieldstrip it with my eyes closed"
He really does operate on a one track mind lol

I wish someone would challenge this asshole on one of these claims in real time because you know he can't.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I wish someone would challenge this asshole on one of these claims in real time because you know he can't.

Any interviewer who tries this needs to have every model of Glock ever produced on hand in the studio. If Flynt/Wu was handed, say, a Glock 17, he'd immediately claim that the 17 (or any other model) is one he's not familiar with. And even if the interviewer had all of Glock's production pistols laid out on a table and asked Flynt/Wu to pick up the model he used to "field strip and clean in 10 minutes" back in Mississippi, Brianna would start raving about ambush journalism and storm out in an indignant tranny tardrage.

I must confess that I love the mental image you conjure of a blindfolded Flynt/Wu attempting to disassemble a loaded Glock while the TV cameras are rolling. I'd pay to watch.