DarksydePhil Twitch Suspension - February 26, 2018

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I imagine Phil 'running' through the house trying to find all the receipts from the food he ate for his DSP reviews fast food vids, because I doubt he's smart enough to keep all of his receipts, transaction records, etc. filed in one place.

Quick question, my Yankee friends. Does the IRS have a list of certified software packages you can use to e-file your taxes? I know the CRA up here in Soviet Canadya does, and I can't imagine it would take 5+ hours to finish your taxes if you're using one of those packages.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
All hail the Dark One!



We're gonna see a different Phil tomorrow. One that's actually closer to FakesydePhil that made an appearance during the Twitch-con stream.

After seeing his first tweet I originally thought he would go back to the well, like sooo many times before, and turn this into something where he could play the victim card.

Now seeing his follow up tweets, it's clear he's gonna sweep this under the rug for a long while until people forget it even happened.

Twitch nailed him it seems. They tightened the leash. And Phil knows better then anyone that if he loses Twitch, it's fucking over. No more bail outs. No more restarts.

He'll bring it back up though, when the moment is right and add his own twist to it. like when he came out of no where with the story about Leanna's parents getting swatted.
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I am really hoping to hear the return of DSPositive "caca dookie" "flippity flappity" Phil.

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I imagine Phil 'running' through the house trying to find all the receipts from the food he ate for his DSP reviews fast food vids, because I doubt he's smart enough to keep all of his receipts, transaction records, etc. filed in one place.

Quick question, my Yankee friends. Does the IRS have a list of certified software packages you can use to e-file your taxes? I know the CRA up here in Soviet Canadya does, and I can't imagine it would take 5+ hours to finish your taxes if you're using one of those packages.
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If he weren't a retard, he would just start an actual business. Then he could employ himself, and pay for the food, games, equipment with his business account. Simplify his taxes tremendously, and pay less as a result. If, of course, he WEREN'T retarded.
 
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LordAutismo said:
If Phil gets banned on Twitch, he'll just go back to YouTube. LTG pulled the same thing if my memory serves me right. Don't ever underestimate the powers of an autistic cockroach.
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Ummm. YouTube is where I began. Ummm. It just makes sense to go back to it, and I know I have been negative about it, BUT.... *snort* They have made a LOT of changes. *mini snort* They have super chats now, so I can actually make money if I don't get views. Ahuh huh! Sadly, Twitch is utter garbage now. *throws Twitch under the bus using words he doesn't understand*.
 
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OfflineCyberBully said:
I imagine Phil 'running' through the house trying to find all the receipts from the food he ate for his DSP reviews fast food vids, because I doubt he's smart enough to keep all of his receipts, transaction records, etc. filed in one place.

Quick question, my Yankee friends. Does the IRS have a list of certified software packages you can use to e-file your taxes? I know the CRA up here in Soviet Canadya does, and I can't imagine it would take 5+ hours to finish your taxes if you're using one of those packages.
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You kidding? Phil would fuck that up too then complain about the software lagging. "Waw dood, this tax program is bugged nuthin I could doo."
 
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PortsideDave said:
You kidding? Phil would fuck that up too then complain about the software lagging. "Waw dood, this tax program is bugged nuthin I could doo."
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Phil isn't doing his fucking taxes; he pays a CPA. I don't know why he thinks people believe he is actually doing his fucking taxes.
 
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New to the community so allow me to introduce myself. Recent DSP "fan" and have been sucked into the dee tractor black hole. Great forum you all have going here! Was very surprised that DSP said he will not ever talk about the ban and we will never find out about it. First of all does he really think he can keep a secret? Even if he kept his mouth shut you know some good Samaritan would find out and report it to us here and secondly, is DSP learning? Is that possible? Your thoughts please and good day to all.
 
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Snark Tried Skill said:
New to the community so allow me to introduce myself. Recent DSP "fan" and have been sucked into the dee tractor black hole. Great forum you all have going here! Was very surprised that DSP said he will not ever talk about the ban and we will never find out about it. First of all does he really think he can keep a secret? Even if he kept his mouth shut you know some good Samaritan would find out and report it to us here and secondly, is DSP learning? Is that possible? Your thoughts please and good day to all.
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dont think there is a way to find out what the ban was for without him saying something about it.
and no, philbert is unable to learn. in his mind he already is the allknowing streetsmart goutlord.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
So he had a tax guy? Was the breakup mutual? Is that why he's doing his own taxes now?

So many questions.
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I think he may have killed Kat, and is currently disposing of her corpse. He just needs 24 hours to figure out what to do.

He banned himself from Twitch as a double-bluff.

CausticMinory said:
Knowing Phil if he's not using his CPA he's probably using some tax filing website like turbotax, and just making a mountain out of a molehill as usual.
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Just claiming everything as a business expense. "Hmmm. My Soulmaid's plain tickets are a business expense technically. ACK ACK ACK."
 
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Noob-Noob said:
How does Kat look at that facial hair and say..."Yeah, I made the right choice."??

Also, "Catching business expenses". What? You mean like your water bill??
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He could wipe off that beard and just keep the stache since it's the only part that actaully looks kinda even.
But no, change is scary and detracktors could made fun of him.
 
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god I can’t unsee how big a disaster the goatee is. Dude needs an old fashioned barber to fix that stat. It does speak to his lack of hand eye coordination though. If he can’t shave he certainly can’t play twitch lighting or shooting games at any level of real skill.
 
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