Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Looks like she actually went to the doctor's office and weirdly narrated it:

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I agree, that ridiculous narrating sounds like her craptastic fan fiction style of writing. She's such an amazing writer!!

 

[OstREEEch]

Spoiler: Medication Sperg

There is a website called GoodRX that allows you to get medication at cost(ish). If she would just do some research, she could stop worrying about buying the medication she'll never take.

 

[Shallow_Hal]

She didn’t mention the doctor saying anythingggg about her weight!!?? I find tht hard to believe , our girl just isn’t telling us everything & sugar coating it OR her doctor is a dumbass and didn’t want to “hurt” AL’s feeling. I think it would be super beneficial if an actual doctor told her straight up how it is and the severity of her situation, not being all “singing and funny”, nah this is a serious issue. Oh well that’s United States for you, she probably has many clients AL’ s size /“depression”

 

[Malibougie]

She mentions not wanting to go to a therapist because she doesn’t like talking to strangers. She mentions it in her doctor story too. I don’t believe that she will actually go to therapy. She doesn’t understand how it works and that an unbiased source of help is actually what you need. In any event. I am glad that she went to the doctor. She suprised

 

[Ungern]

Not sure if anybody should get praise for doing something as basic as going to the doctor and taking care of their own health. But well, this is Amberlynn we're talking about, so congrats to her for getting it finally done.

About seeing a therapist, I think that would just a waste of money in her case.
She's so used to lying for pity points to her audience and playing the blameless victim, always getting abused by others and life in general while being pure and righteous. And a therapist may realize what she's doing here, but won't be able to help if she's not honest with herself and doesn't even want any help.

 

[666EVE666]

Have you guys seen this yet? AL's face/Mustbepear's tweet made it to a cringe list:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures...ium=page-posts&utm_campaign=33-Pics-That-Will

She deleted her comment after people started calling her out about the rape accusations/lying/weight gain journey/"ecksechtra". Her feelings totes aren't hurt, she made it y'all.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

She didn’t mention the doctor saying anythingggg about her weight!‽? I find tht hard to believe , our girl just isn’t telling us everything & sugar coating it OR her doctor is a dumbass and didn’t want to “hurt” AL’s feeling. I think it would be super beneficial if an actual doctor told her straight up how it is and the severity of her situation, not being all “singing and funny”, nah this is a serious issue. Oh well that’s United States for you, she probably has many clients AL’ s size /“depression”

Whilst I'm in no doubt she'll give us only the sugar-coated story I'd not be surprised if the doc chose her battles.

AL knows she's huge and she lives the consequences every day. The doc is probably used to patients who don't follow through and knows their biggest victim is themselves so there's no point just being blunt because she'd slam the shutters of denial down instantly. At least this way, there's a chance she might go back or follow through and possibly, just possibly, something will sink in. AL lies to herself more than anybody so any doctor will have to find a way round that. Catch more flies with sugar etc etc.

Essentially, the doc probably treated her like they treat children who are scared of the doctor. Which, at her age, is fucking pathetic. And she's NOT "scared of doctors, uwuu poor me" - who the hell does she think sees her when she's wasting ER time? She's scared of a doctor addressing her real situation hence the softly-softly aapproach and at least squeeze blood out of the giant baby for tests.

And she probly got a lollipop for being such a big, brave girl.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

First thing I googled was Wellbutrin and weight gain, coz we allllll know her depreshun medz were going to be the next excuse for #520elbeez.

But NOPE. Turns out it's actually an appetite suppressant.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

First thing I googled was Wellbutrin and weight gain, coz we allllll know her depreshun medz were going to be the next excuse for #520elbeez.

But NOPE. Turns out it's actually an appetite suppressant.

That's nothing to Big Al. This is the Queen of Moderation who ate three massive slices of pizza when she was taking, essentially, speed. Cos you gotta eat, right?

 

[EH 110]

First thing I googled was Wellbutrin and weight gain, coz we allllll know her depreshun medz were going to be the next excuse for #520elbeez.

But NOPE. Turns out it's actually an appetite suppressant.

When Amber did her "I'm the Queen of Moderation" pizza mookbong, she admitted she wasn't even hungry while she ate. An appetite suppressant isn't going to do much for her. Her obsession with food is what will eventually kill her and that's what they should focus on. She's depressed because her life has no meaning. At her age, she should be working or at least volunteering somewhere. Any decent therapist is going to suggest getting out into the world and living.

 

[Croissants]

she has to eat to survive ya'll, come on now

 

[GORL]

When Amber did her "I'm the Queen of Moderation" pizza mookbong, she admitted she wasn't even hungry while she ate. An appetite suppressant isn't going to do much for her. Her obsession with food is what will eventually kill her and that's what they should focus on. She's depressed because her life has no meaning. At her age, she should be working or at least volunteering somewhere. Any decent therapist is going to suggest getting out into the world and living.

It's the same as her fear of driving. The therapist might suggest exposure therapy. That's how you can get through some anxieties. Do it, realize it's not so bad, and actually move on as best you can. Currently she uses it as an excuse, never tries, and never gets better with the anxiety at all.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Looks like she actually went to the doctor's office and weirdly narrated it:

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Makes sense why she's putting so many ads in her videos, she'll be paying a good bit for all those tests.

Congratulations Amber, after months, maybe years of comments pleading with you to get your pets and yourself healthcare you finally did it. Yay you.

I thought it was 8 years, not 10...

8 years is 10 years
89elbees is 100elbees

497 IS NOT 500

 

[666EVE666]

I thought it was 8 years, not 10...

Gorl, you should know by now that Amber rounds in her favor.

89 lbs= 100 lbs
497 lbs= NOT 500lbs

Feeling guilty about not seeing a doctor= 8 years
Proud of being brave and strong for seeing the doctor= 10 years

ETA nvm you answered yourself lol

 

[Tiny Clanger]

When Amber did her "I'm the Queen of Moderation" pizza mookbong, she admitted she wasn't even hungry while she ate. An appetite suppressant isn't going to do much for her. Her obsession with food is what will eventually kill her and that's what they should focus on. She's depressed because her life has no meaning. At her age, she should be working or at least volunteering somewhere. Any decent therapist is going to suggest getting out into the world and living.

That video was really telling about her true relationship with food. Its not in the waffle she gives out on one of her interminable WL journeys, its in all the little subconscious bits.

Appetite suppressants only work if you understand being hungry and I don't think AL does, she's totally lost all her body cues. She was prattling on about how if she wasn't eating gigantic, greasy pizza she'd "maybe just have some carrot sticks and that's not enough" and that she hadn't eee_un for five hours which is bad.

She's not eating to satisfy hunger and she only seems to have two speeds; either food she likes or deprivation. We know there's a world of food between carrot sticks and a fuckload of pizza but that does not compute in her mind. Its a really clear illustration of how she perceives food and it won't change until that perception changes. We understand its an illogical position but she really doesn't. All or nothing.

I'd be liduhrally amazed if the doctor didn't suggest a dietician. AL thinks she knows everything but what she's actually done is taken information then moulded it to fit in with her own ideas, so she's stuck in an endless loop of confirmation-bias and fallacy. Nothing will change for her until she changes the paradigm....and she won't do that for any number of reasons. She doesn't know what hunger is and she has incredibly distorted ideas about food - I don't know whether it's excuses, denial, unconscious or all of them together with a giant lump of plain ignorance. And she gets a food high - she will make jokey comments about food addiction but there's no real realisation and understanding there.

I don't know where a therapist would even start. Is AL going to pay for the privilege of lying to a therapist who'll want to move past poor sad little Amber? Does she want to change, or is she merely looking for widespread acceptance that none of this is her fault and we should all just understand? Blindly, trustingly, understand that a poor start in life is the only card needed to absolve of all responsibility for the rest of her life?

That doctor's post is another installment of Life Starring Amberlynn. Sorry if that sounds hard, but even the way it's presented with all the focus on me me me and My Feelings and none on the important stuff. It just doesn't feel real.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

thoughts?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Oh how thrilling. Can't wait

 

[Long time lurker]

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thoughts?

Amber's subscription numbers are declining, her newly acquired "fans" from her last weight loss "journey" are turning on her, more people are using ad blockers.

They need money and both of them are stupid enough to think that all those people saying they love Becky are being truthful (and not doing it to annoy Amber).

By buying "friendships" using the "I'll mentor you to become a successful youtuber", what Amber has actually done was dilute the brand, so to speak. Most people watch her for the drama, but as long as they can get the same drama elsewhere (Eric, D&D), they'll spread out. None of them will make enough money to make YT their job and everybody will live unhappily ever after.

I suspect that Amber will revise her many promises that never got fulfilled and will actually do what she's been saying she would (and never did until now. See: hair, cat being fixed and doctor visit). She'll drag her feet and be bitter about it all the way, but she'll do it because she needs the money.

Amber suffers from a very bad case of "you're not the boss of me" and it will kill her to finally admit that her viewers were right and follow their advice. Sure, she'll try to spin it to say she came up with the ideas, but she'll get heat for it. How long she's gonna keep up with this new behaviour depends on what she values most - money or being able to control and monitor Becky day in and day out.

 

[666EVE666]

Can people at her size even get aroused?

Spoiler: kinda OT but info on sexual (dys)function and obesity in women

I'm not sure about arousal per say but obese women are at a higher risk for sexual dysfunction. Specifically caused by issues with both urinary and rectal incontinence as well as pelvic prolapse.

I tried to find a few free scientific articles on the subject for you guise:

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1381/096089206778026442

-TL;DR=Compared to controls, obese women reported more issues in regards to sexual desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm, and satisfaction. Sexual impairment in those areas were correlated with increased BMI.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/44614095_Sexual_dysfunction_in_obese_and_overweight_women

-TL;DR=An estimated 2/3 of obese women suffer from sexual dysfunction.

https://www.nature.com/articles/ijir20107?message=remove

-TL;DR=Obesity doesn't seem to be directly correlated with sexual dysfunction compared to the control group but seems to be correlated with sexuality issues (I'M A LEZZBEAN anyone?)

 

[Ero Aphana]

thoughts?

Oh how great. Another snoozefest with our big gorls.