Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Rumpled Foreskin said:
I can’t help but feel this iteration of the Wern is way less funny then before he was put away twice. I think a rediculous hobby would help that, but I know that’s absurdly optimistic.
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He's clearly pretty pilled up, Zombie mode Lucas is less a danger to society, so the revolving door of mental health care has done all it can, unless he goes off his meds I suspect this is what we will get for a bit.
 
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He said he only had $20, but that was already owed to the pharmicist. Then he says that he has $89, plus $100 in the bank.

I've scrolled through his feed but I can't find it, but I'm pretty sure he bragged about having $800 in the last couple of weeks as a way to try and find some chick to go out on a date with him.

I think Lucas is really, really lonely and his videos and FB are his main, possibly only, sources of companionship.

I think Warren is pretty much the world's shittest pick up artist. Even Brad Pitt would struggle if he insisted on banging 18 year olds and talked about how he wants to get them preggo and be a stay at home dad. And as if that shit wasn't bad enough, he keeps talking his sperm and the length of the telomeres in his sperm. You wouldn't be able to pay for a prostitute if you spouted that shit because she'd be worried about being murdered and eaten.
 
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I'm so bored with Werner right now. Like, all he does is eat, think about eating, cook disgusting monstrosities ala Cheetos, and post about how he wants an 18 year old. (Nubile as they make them, he's says, because pedo) His digestive noises throughout the video are sure to lure in some young honey. At least he hasn't mentioned how long it has been since he last had sex.

He just mentioned 2 or 3 days ago in passing that he had $800 saved up for dates in a comment. In the video, he says he has posted filet mignon and lobster on his page... Uh, where? Dangling that carrot. In his case, baby carrot.


Also... His head used to look like a gourd, now it looks like a misshapen pumpkin.
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
I'm so bored with Werner right now. Like, all he does is eat, think about eating, cook disgusting monstrosities ala Cheetos, and post about how he wants an 18 year old. (Nubile as they make them, he's says, because pedo) His digestive noises throughout the video are sure to lure in some young honey. At least he hasn't mentioned how long it has been since he last had sex.

He just mentioned 2 or 3 days ago in passing that he had $800 saved up for dates in a comment. In the video, he says he has posted filet mignon and lobster on his page... Uh, where? Dangling that carrot. In his case, baby carrot.


Also... His head used to look like a gourd, now it looks like a misshapen pumpkin.
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Only $800 saved up for dates? What happened to the fabled $2000 savings from before he was institutionalized?

Also, just another day in Lucas's echo chamber of asspatting:
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There's been quite a change in the dynamic of the comments on Lucas's posts since his most recent release from the funny farm. It seemed like before, the majority of comments were people calling him out on being a retarded pedo, whereas now there is a whole legion of people telling him that he can do wrong and reinforcing his delusions. Even though there is obvious sarcasm in the majority of their comments, Lucas is obviously too much of a fucking aspie to detect it and interprets all of these as genuine support.
 
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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
Only $800 saved up for dates? What happened to the fabled $2000 savings from before he was institutionalized?

Also, just another day in Lucas's echo chamber of asspatting:
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There's been quite a change in the dynamic of the comments on Lucas's posts since his most recent release from the funny farm. It seemed like before, the majority of comments were people calling him out on being a exceptional pedo, whereas now there is a whole legion of people telling him that he can do wrong and reinforcing his delusions. Even though there is obvious sarcasm in the majority of their comments, Lucas is obviously too much of a fucking aspie to detect it and interprets all of these as genuine support.
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The asspatters have been there for quite a while, they are the ones that have supported Lucas in all his delusions. The only reason he even had people calling him a pedo was because of the whole Starbucks incident. Once that seemed to have died off, his "supporters" can be seen again.
 
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I know who some of them are, the asspatters, IRL pages and whatnot. They're ruining my cow but in their tiny brains, they think they're going to get more material from Lucas by playing their dumb game. Lucas doesn't need anyone to validate him for him to do stupid shit. He already thinks he's some sort of living God.

When I catfished Lucas the first time with Willow, it was to out him to our mutual circle as the predatory pedo that he is. I outted him in the big Bernie groups where he was hunting young girls. This was way before Fibonacci and all that, this was just when he was on The Broke Atheist shtick, just shamming people for cash and soliciting minors. I don't know what most of their endgame plans are but it's all failtrolling and fried catfish. Boring. /endrant
 
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One of the thing Lucas is least constant on, is his views and claims of money.

I'm not sure if he's bragging or complaining in this meme. But he's clearly trying to push the "oh it's legal so I'm not a perv" angle.

The old rule of engagement rings was 3 months pay. IIRC there was a cut off number as it would be bonkers for someone who is well off to drop over 30k, it's difficult to spend that much even with out being gaudy, and many women don't want a rock that weighs them down, literally.

Lucas's last video he gripes he couldn't even get his tugboat.. so his income as of now is 0. He's bragged he's a proud commie, but also he's bragging he will be rich taking his parents property over after they passed. Now from rest of his family, we know he ain't getting it.

In reality, most 18 year olds, have more money income and stuff than Lucas. Even signing up for god awful student loans they are better off than Lucas.
 
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I feel like if Lucas keeps up on this path of incessantly posting, his handlers aren't going to do much with him except make sure he's on his meds. He's spending an ungodly amount of time online which limits his time to be out in the real world to hunt for "honies". I'm also noticing he doesn't seem to sleep much. Is that a side effect of his meds? I always guess that sleeping more would be a side effect.
 
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