Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

Listen to how heavy and laboured his breathing is in the last 2 videos. Could this be a side effect of medication, or just solely from being fat?

More the latter, I know a bit about medical stuff, and I'm not a shrink (just play one on TV) but I've never heard of labored breathing part of a side effect towards any med let alone psyche ones. The meds probably helped him blob up a lot to be fair.

 

[KerryDixon9]

While him being a fat fuck will definitely play a part in his breathing, I think part of it is that he's simply doing a monologue to the camera and you don't breath normally when you're speaking almost continually. The heavy breaths between sentences will basically be his way of catching up.

I think posture also plays a part. I think the Kindle's been placed on the floor and he's perched awkwardly over it.

 

[neonwhite900]

I didn't know Buffalo Bill had a YouTube Channel

Spoiler: Lotion on Skin

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Spoiler: Lotion on Skin

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Dem bitch tits

 

[AmpleApricots]

He looks horrifically bad for his age. Buffalo Bill was in much better shape. That dude's not gonna fuck anything under 40 if no money is involved.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

That dude's not gonna fuck anything under 40 if no money is involved.

That dude's not gunna fuck anything period.

 

[DrJonesHat]

More the latter, I know a bit about medical stuff, and I'm not a shrink (just play one on TV) but I've never heard of labored breathing part of a side effect towards any med let alone psyche ones. The meds probably helped him blob up a lot to be fair.

The only med I know of that makes you breath faster is epinephrine, but that's for severe allergic reactions.

 

[KerryDixon9]

Just a little update since the Lucas watchers seem to be missing this weekend. I'm a bad Kiwi because I CBA getting screenshots, but what can I say, I'm just lazy.

He got catfished again last night.

Lucas Werner
Yesterday at 13:56 ·
I'm going to go get ready. I have a 45 minute walk and a long bus ride from there. I want to be early to look around a bit in the area. Hint: There's a lot of stores.

Lucas Werner
21 hrs ·
She said her uncle got in a car wreck and she had to see him in the hospital. Total catfish, but I bought a belt, so it's not a total loss.

Lucas Werner
17 hrs ·
$60 worth of sushi with the $7 tip. I think most would say I'm optimistically charming.

Lucas Werner
17 hrs ·
I saved a baby's life today. Her very sweet and attentive father was struggling to steady the rambunctious infant and even tried kissing her multiple times until she filled the bus with laughter. Well, the baby slipped and almost banged her head on the aisle. That is until I caught her fall and pushed her back up into her loving father's arms.

He: "Wow! You must spend a lot of time with children!"
Me: "It's just instinct."

So, yeah. I can put saving a baby under my belt.

Gabby Robinson And that baby was Albert Einstein
Lucas Werner
17 hrs ·
I might not have a job, but I receive about $750 a month. I pay $250 rent. I have a food card. Think about what I have left a month.

Lucas Werner
12 hrs ·
I'm going to enroll in college to meet my next girlfriend and study some science.

 

[Cato]

He: "Wow! You must spend a lot of time with children!"

I believe that someone actually did say that to Lucas, but probably under different circumstances, and to insinuate something that went over The Wern's head...

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas Werner
17 hrs ·
I might not have a job, but I receive about $750 a month. I pay $250 rent. I have a food card. Think about what I have left a month.

Lucas Werner
12 hrs ·
I'm going to enroll in college to meet my next girlfriend and study some science.

Oh wow almost 40 years old and have 500 dollars a month ! I don't mean to rich brag, but does he know at that age most 40 years olds can wipe their ass with 500 bucks? For someone who brags he's gonna be a multi millionaire, you better learn that over all that's not even gonna cover a nice weekend away for a middle class couple.

I love he can't even remember what he will pretend to study so he can creep on college girls, and the fact he's putting meeting women above studies, isn't speaking too well for his future PhD. The state is wasting money letting him go to school, it's good programs to help mentally ill learn and get employment are there, but Lucas is trying to creep on girls and use big words to sound like he's not a predator. It's sad when we remember and know what field he lied about caring about and he can't be assed too.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I didn’t grab screen shots cause I was busy this weekend, but there was some quality Lucas content on Saturday(I think it was Saturday). He proceeded to have a mini chimp out on Facebook about Bills...as in guys who wore hats with bills on them. If someone could find it and throw it here, I would be grateful.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I didn’t grab screen shots cause I was busy this weekend, but there was some quality Lucas content on Saturday(I think it was Saturday). He proceeded to have a mini chimp out on Facebook about Bills...as in guys who wore hats with bills on them. If someone could find it and throw it here, I would be grateful.

Is this what you were talking about?

Also, here are some random other updates:

Spoiler

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He seems to have switched from Neapolitan ice cream to flat bills in regards to metaphors for age range.

 

[AmpleApricots]

That dude's not gunna fuck anything period.

I heard nut houses are orgy farms so some old, fat crazy chick might get all those telomeres if Lucas gets desperate enough. Never underestimate an horny idiot.

The funny thing is that most 30-something guys have an easy time hooking a 20-something girl, at least for some casual dating if nothing else. It's a very common age combination in relationships no matter what all the 30-something empowered catladies (which are amazingly enough terminally single) like to claim is wrong with it. What ol' Luke wants isn't even something that out of the ordinary, he just will never get it because brain's broken.

 

[KerryDixon9]

I heard nut houses are orgy farms so some old, fat crazy chick might get all those telomeres if Lucas gets desperate enough. Never underestimate an horny idiot.

Lucas has said that they aren't allowed to date while at the hospital.

But he has a second FB page where this is the last post he wrote:

Lucas Werner
8 February at 07:05 ·
I met a 22 year old in the hospital. She and I frequently talked til 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning from around 9 pm. It was like magic. We just clicked.

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He also spoke about that chick on his main account. He sent her a package with a bunch of his stupid junk foods. The package was returned to him by the hospital.

Now I don't know whether the hospital does ban dating, but if he was telling the truth about how much he was talking to that woman then surely it wouldn't have been that hard for them to mess around when they weren't being watched.

Lucas is obviously seriously dumb to keep getting catfished every time. It could just be that the girls he's creeping on tell him they're not allowed to date and he just believes them even when they're lying.

 

[Barrister]

I heard nut houses are orgy farms so some old, fat crazy chick might get all those telomeres if Lucas gets desperate enough. Never underestimate an horny idiot.

Based on Lucas' past updates, if anything's become clear it's that he seriously believes that he's above ever dating any woman who's not fresh out of high school again. I highly doubt he'd get with someone even close to his age even if he was on his deathbed.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas has said that they aren't allowed to date while at the hospital.

But he has a second FB page where this is the last post he wrote:

Lucas Werner
8 February at 07:05 ·
I met a 22 year old in the hospital. She and I frequently talked til 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning from around 9 pm. It was like magic. We just clicked.

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He also spoke about that chick on his main account. He sent her a package with a bunch of his stupid junk foods. The package was returned to him by the hospital.

Now I don't know whether the hospital does ban dating, but if he was telling the truth about how much he was talking to that woman then surely it wouldn't have been that hard for them to mess around when they weren't being watched.

Lucas is obviously seriously dumb to keep getting catfished every time. It could just be that the girls he's creeping on tell him they're not allowed to date and he just believes them even when they're lying.

I don't know personally thank goodness, but I do know some people who've been in the loony bin on both sides either attending or working. Almost all of them do forbid dating, and the reasoning makes sense, you are there for a reason of mental health issues (or often drugs) it's a scary place, it's a lonely place. You aren't in the right of mind, and the old joke/saying of everyone cuddles in a fox hole rings true.

Relationships take work and a stable footing to be a good thing, it's not the place to start or work on one. I don't mean anyone who's been in a mental health care place is undatable it's just that's not the time or place to look at it.

I don't doubt Lucas was able to talk to a younger girl for a while, for what reasons she enjoyed his company is on her and not important. Lucas can't talk to a woman that meets his standards with out trying to fuck her, because he is a predator.

Based on Lucas' past updates, if anything's become clear it's that he seriously believes that he's above ever dating any woman who's not fresh out of high school again. I highly doubt he'd get with someone even close to his age even if he was on his deathbed.

While his delusions grow, he's more than ok using people. We have a long history of how he goes full fedora tier with his dislike of Christianity, but brags how he's like... spiting the pope personally by going to churches and eating food donated there. We all know what's really happening, he's just a user. Then he shuns people who support him to support his ego when he really just needs other people to keep a roof over his head and food in his belly. He likes to sell it as he's slumming it with the commoners, but the commoners tend to be a lot more productive decent happy people.

Now if a woman would let him move in and pays the bills like his last (and possible only) real GF I'd love to see how he spins it. I really don't think she'd like being told I'll keep you around until that 13 year old learns my dick is the cure for cancer.

 

[Trainwreck]

Nice fart at 1:17

Fucking disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujAEEGw0EY8

 

[Bassomatic]

I'll do a play by play:

The intro is he hates the alt right and eugenics are wrong because nazi's but .... to save humanity only he should breed with kids because it's healthy.

Nigger that literally is eugenics.

He's bragging he won't get catfished and moved up in the world getting a smart phone. He's almost 40 years old and only now getting something that someone on min wage can pay for in under a day's labor.

He claims he's gonna show off more of his cooking. I feel the need to fast. I can't bash him, he's at least got the mind set of cheaper meat cook low and slow, that's better than half YT chefs (looking at you Jack) blue berry pancake batter for corn dogs, Lucas this is why you don't get laid. He didn't have the proper tools to make Rice A Roni, again this is a man nearly 40 and he doesn't have the stuff to make shit you can literally mircowave.

He confirms he's on insulin, lol fatty.

He's griping his SSI isn't coming fast enough. He is pissed off because, he's too busy to work . He shows off broken glasses and again, says you darned tax payers aren't coughing up enough for him.

Hes unsure if his radio should be replaced it was 9 dollars but made him happy. It was nicer than he thought. He then rambles about power cords as if anyone himself included cares. This is proof his life is hard.

He wants to date gen Z he shows off the food he eats on facebook, this is reasons girls should date him, he spends his SSI money on high end foods poor people can't afford. He's been to a PF Changs once. He likes pizza from Fire, even being thin crust it's nice.

He's got little habits. He is open minded though, he doesn't want to be cat fished and doesn't trust anyone.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I'll do a play by play:

The intro is he hates the alt right and eugenics are wrong because nazi's but .... to save humanity only he should breed with kids because it's healthy.

Nigger that literally is eugenics.

He's bragging he won't get catfished and moved up in the world getting a smart phone. He's almost 40 years old and only now getting something that someone on min wage can pay for in under a day's labor.

He claims he's gonna show off more of his cooking. I feel the need to fast. I can't bash him, he's at least got the mind set of cheaper meat cook low and slow, that's better than half YT chefs (looking at you Jack) blue berry pancake batter for corn dogs, Lucas this is why you don't get laid. He didn't have the proper tools to make Rice A Roni, again this is a man nearly 40 and he doesn't have the stuff to make shit you can literally mircowave.

He confirms he's on insulin, lol fatty.

He's griping his SSI isn't coming fast enough. He is pissed off because, he's too busy to work . He shows off broken glasses and again, says you darned tax payers aren't coughing up enough for him.

Hes unsure if his radio should be replaced it was 9 dollars but made him happy. It was nicer than he thought. He then rambles about power cords as if anyone himself included cares. This is proof his life is hard.

He wants to date gen Z he shows off the food he eats on facebook, this is reasons girls should date him, he spends his SSI money on high end foods poor people can't afford. He's been to a PF Changs once. He likes pizza from Fire, even being thin crust it's nice.

He's got little habits. He is open minded though, he doesn't want to be cat fished and doesn't trust anyone.

I can’t help but feel this iteration of the Wern is way less funny then before he was put away twice. I think a rediculous hobby would help that, but I know that’s absurdly optimistic.