Orbiter DarkSydePhil A-Logs General - Infighting and Cringe Galore (Sons of Kojima, et al)

Will suprczy actually file a lolsuit against Philip Paul Burnell?

  • Yes

    Votes: 34 18.2%
  • No

    Votes: 164 87.7%

  • Total voters
    187
Known compulsive liar DSP who once claimed an interviewer called his detractors Sociopaths and it got exposed as a lie: "I have a twitch contact! He said they KNOW every twitch report is false! They called my detractors idiots!"
Roughly translates to: "Some Twitch community staffer e-mailed me after the suspension and they said they'll ignore all the weens sending false reports.
Staff guy who has never appeared in Phil's Twitch chat before appears for around thirty seconds probably to check out the report of a guy who's recently been suspended.

Drgnkiller's twitter:

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Known compulsive liar DSP who once claimed an interviewer called his detractors Sociopaths and it got exposed as a lie: "I have a twitch contact! He said they KNOW every twitch report is false! They called me detractors idiots!"
Roughly translates to: "Some Twitch community staffer e-mailed me after the suspension and they said they'll ignore all the weens sending false reports.
Staff guy who has never appeared in Phil's Twitch chat before appears for around thirty seconds probably to check out the report of a guy who's recently been spended.

Drgnkiller's twitter:

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Former DSP fan who Tweeted DSP like 6000 times in the span of a year:
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=drgnkiller theycallmedsp until:2013-07-05&src=typd
http://archive.fo/DVoM6
https://archive.is/vR7Tw (Zach Lawless giving him shit because he brought on a whole autism storm over some faggot called "jon")

(I kept screencaps of a bunch of shit, but there's no other reputable way to archive)

Looks like the breaking point was when Leanna took over his romance for Phil:
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Former DSP fans are the worst:
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I used to follow this sped, because i couldn't be bothered to look up whatever dumb shit Phil did. My god, the dude is unbearable when he brings his personality into tweets. He got quite a lot of shit for whiteknighting SoK during the Doper/Ardnas drama.

  • People who predict Phil spinning things in his favor are somehow unable to detect every instance of this. I have decided to dedicate the rest of my life to opening a Twitter account called "fagtkiller" to monitor this strange occurrence for the rest of my life.

Fucking made me look. lmao.
 
Former DSP fan who Tweeted DSP like 6000 times in the span of a year:
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=drgnkiller theycallmedsp until:2013-07-05&src=typd
http://archive.fo/DVoM6
https://archive.is/vR7Tw (Zach Lawless giving him shit because he brought on a whole autism storm over some faggot called "jon")

(I kept screencaps of a bunch of shit, but there's no other reputable way to archive)

Looks like the breaking point was when Leanna took over his romance for Phil:
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Former DSP fans are the worst:
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DRGNKiller to me seems fucking obsessed with DSP. No matter what happens in the DSPhere he seems to be immediately on top of it within minutes. It's like the guy has a notification system set up to detect DSP autism. That's insane
 
DRGNKiller to me seems fucking obsessed with DSP. No matter what happens in the DSPhere he seems to be immediately on top of it within minutes. It's like the guy has a notification system set up to detect DSP autism. That's insane

idk, I get following lolcows and all that and most of the time it involves being lifeless as fuck and refreshing the shit out of pages, but if you've been doing it for 10 years because you're mad that project 7 never got made it just might be time to take a little break.
 
Just to add some info given that the suspension thread is closed, the name Hassan is incredibly common in the Arab/Muslim world, it's like a top 5 name.

So there is a (small) possibility that it could have been another, unrelated Hassan in DSP's stream. But even then, the autism involved in sending Hassan Bokhari countless tweets and messages because DSP claimed to have him as a contact is just :stress:.

Keep in mind that this is the same DSP whose other claims are immediately dismissed as lies, so why should he be treated as truthful here?
 
Just to add some info given that the suspension thread is closed, the name Hassan is incredibly common in the Arab/Muslim world, it's like a top 5 name.

So there is a (small) possibility that it could have been another, unrelated Hassan in DSP's stream. But even then, the autism involved in sending Hassan Bokhari countless tweets and messages because DSP claimed to have him as a contact is just :stress:.

Keep in mind that this is the same DSP whose other claims are immediately dismissed as lies, so why should he be treated as truthful here?

It was specifically a staff account at Twitch named Hassan. So I think its almost 100.00% certain its that exact Hassan. It still stands that its one of the stupidest things to happen in recent times.
 
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It was specifically a staff account at Twitch named Hassan. So I think its almost 100.00% certain its that exact Hassan. It still stands that its one of the stupidest things to happen in recent times.
I find it immensely autistic that the habitual liar is now somehow believed.

This is the kind of shit that makes me root for DSP to succeed, just so he triggers his A-Logs.
 
I find it immensely autistic that the habitual liar is now somehow believed.

This is the kind of shit that makes me root for DSP to succeed, just so he triggers his A-Logs.

You really have to be tactful in who you approach in situations like this. The previous example where DSP implied a journalist had said things about his detractors is quite different because journalists are more public-facing than Twitch staff (essentially glorified chatroom mods).

Twitch staff, moderators and Amazon do not owe anyone an explanation about their actions unless it involved someone doing actual criminal behavior on their streams. ebegging is not a crime. And if they were to issue a public statement they would probably not be using fucking Twitter for it.

The problem is, when its a hivemind no one is going to be very tactful.
 
You really have to be tactful in who you approach in situations like this. The previous example where DSP implied a journalist had said things about his detractors is quite different because journalists are more public-facing than Twitch staff (essentially glorified chatroom mods).

Twitch staff, moderators and Amazon do not owe anyone an explanation about their actions unless it involved someone doing actual criminal behavior on their streams. ebegging is not a crime. And if they were to issue a public statement they would probably not be using fucking Twitter for it.

The problem is, when its a hivemind no one is going to be very tactful.
The way I see it, after the SoK disbanded, trolling DSP is now essentially run as a free market, with all the benefits and drawbacks that it brings.
 
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DRGNKiller to me seems fucking obsessed with DSP. No matter what happens in the DSPhere he seems to be immediately on top of it within minutes. It's like the guy has a notification system set up to detect DSP autism. That's insane
I never knew he was a DSP fan, 6000 tweets in one year sounds like him. I counted his tweets once and he made around 80 DSP related tweets in one day so it's par for his course. I've always wondered how many hours a day it takes to source that amount of crap looking at Phils twitter, website, streams. It's literally a full time unpaid job for him.

My god, the dude is unbearable when he brings his personality into tweets.
Couldn't put it better myself. Fucker acts like he's a celebrity too.

6000 tweets though...
 
I never knew he was a DSP fan, 6000 tweets in one year sounds like him. I counted his tweets once and he made around 80 DSP related tweets in one day so it's par for his course. I've always wondered how many hours a day it takes to source that amount of crap looking at Phils twitter, website, streams. It's literally a full time unpaid job for him.


Couldn't put it better myself. Fucker acts like he's a celebrity too.

6000 tweets though...

The figure I gave was hyperbole but it was a significant number of tweets, not sure the exact number really matters other than to say its a lot. You can see by DSP's reaction that at some point he started to become fairly antagonistic too.
 
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The figure I gave was hyperbole but it was a significant number of tweets, not sure the exact number really matters other than to say its a lot. You can see by DSP's reaction that at some point he started to become fairly antagonistic too.
75k tweets, 95% DSP related tweets. 5% gaming tweets. The :autism: is very strong with this one. I bet he will be still going past 100k tweets with DSP related content.

He also gets triggered when DSP shits on Nintendo.
 
I find it immensely autistic that the habitual liar is now somehow believed.

To be fair, the way Hassan responded does lend credibility to the claim that he's DSP's contact.

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  • Immediately appeals to emotion: This is honestly sad.
  • Defends himself against accusations no one made that he "condoned" something
  • Uses scare quotes (imagine DSP squinting and feigning ignorance while saying what's in quotes): I'm not his "twitch contact"
  • Appeals to emotion again: what the heck?
  • Demands undeniable proof the theory is correct
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8 minutes later:
  • Has not responded to anyone else regarding this, yet feels the need to get back on the podium
  • Immediately employs an escape hatch (e.g. prove my point for me, I don't have to!): do some research
  • Continues building the escape hatch (e.g. prove my point for me, I don't have to!): think of all the other possibilities out there
  • Claims this someone gave him a link to web forum. The read indicator demonstrates this is the end of the DMs he had with this someone. He's proving one thing (he was asked about DSP) while lying about another (he was linked to a forum by the same person.)
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  • Claims he told this someone to use the report feature when in fact he did not continue the conversation and did not say this, digging this lie deeper
  • Claims he doesn't get involved in moderation, despite previously claiming he went to DSP's stream in response to a forum posting crap about DSP
    • either he wanted to laugh at a lolcow, and don't we all, or he was going to DSP's stream to see if he needed to get involved in moderating DSP
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  • Broadly defines anyone associated with this theory as "group of friends" to reduce both the credibility of the theory and people who support it
  • Broad, sweeping statements to distance himself
    • "I don't know who told him that"
    • "I don't know what he's even talking about"
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  • Asks a question he knows the answer to
  • Vomits some philosophical-sounding nonsense
  • Returns to defending himself against non-existent accusations of him "condoning" something
    • Attempts to claim being in DSP's stream wasn't significant by claiming it was just "for one moment"
  • Appeals to emotion again: "that is just silly"
Then he runs away never to be heard from again after spending 20 minutes of his lifeclock on this.

Frankly I think it's more believable that he is familiar with DSP and the forum he mentioned from before this incident and has more involved in policing DSP than he wants to admit. I wouldn't want to be known as the guy who wrangles DSP or supervises those who do either. I'd be effectively telling everyone "I'm a failure at my job" or "Yes, my employer is fine with everything DSP has done that it has recieved complaints regarding."
 
To be fair, the way Hassan responded does lend credibility to the claim that he's DSP's contact.

Possibly. The issue is that DSP is in a managed partnership, which naturally means he does actually have a person assigned to him who deals with his autism and the autism of his "fanbase".

I think its far more likely that this person just deals with Phil over email/contact form and not through anything like voice chat. I find it very hard to believe he'd be writing stuff like that in official emails when dealing with this.

Most likely turn of events is that he is actually DSP's contact or is someone at Twitch who has had to make a decision regarding the reports and DSP received a legitimate first strike on his account.

We already know this because DSP tried to bullshit about being "stronger than ever" but it still took 24 hours for him to get unbanned. Phil had no real way to manipulate the story on this except to say that his "inside contact" at Twitch told him everyone were idiots, the same contact who months ago supposedly told him he was being compliant when using Bits/cheers (when he wasn't) and the same contact who just now told him that he cannot do cheer goals related to "changing the nature of his stream".

I wouldn't say its "wrong" to ask the person questions, but when you open the floodgates you get all of Phil's alogs along for the ride. Go visit any one of their Twitter accounts and you'll see the same kind of shit you see on here "I HATE PHIL AND I FEEL BETTER WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM I HOPE HE ENDS UP IN A CARDBOARD BOX!!!!!!"
 
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To be fair, the way Hassan responded does lend credibility to the claim that he's DSP's contact

This whole post is so well put together. The speculation of connection to DSP might be undermined by this essentially being how strangers on the internet argue/yell at each other. But that's a small aside to a thoughtfully laid out post.
 
It's also hard to believe anyone overly important is a contact for someone like DSP, despite how much he desperately wants to be treated like a bigshot.

Phil is in a managed partnership. Also, I think you might be possibly overstating Hassan's importance when it comes to Twitch.

His job description (from LinkedIn):
"Account manager for our partnered broadcasters, outreach to YouTubers, and work on cool projects for partner success."

This is basically 100% what his job involves on a day to day basis. And it seems he's also been a global Twitch mod for 7 years prior to that so its safe to say he's probably seen the autism involved with DSP and knows who he is by now.

Anyway, assuming he actually said nothing particular about the negative reporters (beyond "we've received many false reports regarding your channel") he'll probably understand why dealing with some people (DSP) can be dangerous.
 
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Well at the least I know he is or was in a supervisory position at Twitch, which is where I'm coming from.

Yeah he is up the hierarchy compared to a regular Twitch global mod or customer support person, but his being involved or communicating with DSP is 100% within his job title. Whether DSP is getting special favor or not is a good question, but from what I can see Hassan is perfectly acting within his job description by being involved with DSP's ban.
 
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