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SoapQueen1 said:
Based on his commments it sounds like he's repeatedly asked her to do coop stuff with him. I'd guess she keeps saying no.
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I'm inclined to disagree - I think he's making it sound like he's asked her to join him on stuff but he's not even asked her.

In MrHuthStuff's recent video he gives some insight into their relationship - 'I've been bringing it up with her recently. I think she's going to look into it and see if it's a game she's interested in doing co-op with or not.' He's talking about his girlfriend, someone who supposedly lives with him through choice and should want to share their interests, why does she need to 'look into it' and 'see if she's interested'? Talks about her like she's some overseas business partner who needs to research a business opportunity before committing. It's too 'business bullshit' to be the legitimate reason they aren't playing together. Phil probably thinks that because she streamed before they met and never got many views, that she'll tank his.

The rest of the video is 10 minutes of excuses why he can't play co-op with her, none of which are 'I asked and she doesn't want to get involved' which he had no problems saying before she moved in. Hilariously, as an aside, later in the video he says he'd 'love to do a house tour and have Kat show you what she does during the day.' What, wander around cleaning? Sitting on her own staring out the window? Hell, we might even stumble in on her playing computer games and for once we'll decent gameplay on stream.
 
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Forget #brownie-gate, move over #Twitch-gate, we're moving into #pill-gate. Let's spit out pages of speculation that is some crazy ass shit only to realize that it's just ibuprofen and we're all trippin over it.

Also props to all the mundane tweets of people trying to shoot down Phil or get retweeted. Truly thought provoking posts and tweets that we haven't seen in any capacity over the last five years. Also, shocking, people posting antagonizing things to him get blocked. Wow! What a twist of events! Who knew pozloading my negholep would end in such a manner?

Edit: I love this "neghole" filter.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I never seen this picture of him, ever.
Wish I could crop around and put it on a transparent background so i can use it as an emote wink wink

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I think that was taken during his bodybuilding bulking phase when he was younger. You can't tell cause the picture's cropped, but he's got massive delts & arms there. I think that's when he was benching around 315 for reps.
 
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Pablo Birmingham said:
If it's not affecting Twitch's money, then don't count on it.
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neger psykolog said:
I really never got this meme.
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Twitch gave zero shits about Phil. He's a flyspeck streamer doing flyspeck streamer stuff. They didn't notice him until he started speaking the wrong way about their money... oops, I mean "cheers". Phil would either have to do something drastic like Blip.tv (which he will not do again) or he's going to have to do something that is going to affect them financially (which has already earned him a 24 hr L). Beyond that, not much else is going to happen to him.
 
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rizlajizzla said:
It's about to hit peak sperg in my mind:

I need some education. Is there a way Phil can be withholding Kat Kahntent until he can set up some kind of double premium way to make people pay loads extra to access the videos that include her, after building up all this doubt about where the fuck she is? I don't know how Twitch fucking works, I am happy to straight up admit that. I know roughly how patreon goes, but no idea if the idea is feasible.

Problem no. 1 with this conjecture is that it requires Phail to process the concept of delayed gratification, but maybe it was her idea.

I was also locked in rapt fascination as he held forth on good parenting in a recent clip. He was never bitching that kids should be protected from the effects of electronics and shit, he was just appalled at spending money on your own children, or basically, anyone having had anything he didn't have equates to shitty parenting. If I thought he could get it up I would be appalled at the idea of him as a parent.
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Dsp said Kat was in the middle of getting a job so that could be a reason we haven't seen vids with her in them, he needs a source of income from her ASAP.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I never seen this picture of him, ever.
Wish I could crop around and put it on a transparent background so i can use it as an emote wink wink

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I now see why Phil refuses to shave off that rodent nest on his face. Holy jowls, Batman!
 
PoopMagnet said:
Forget #brownie-gate, move over #Twitch-gate, we're moving into #pill-gate. Let's spit out pages of speculation that is some crazy ass shit only to realize that it's just ibuprofen and we're all trippin over it.
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yeah guys, it's probably a supplement because "I'm an adult" or an over the counter pain medication because "muh hangovers"

Noob-Noob said:
I now see why Phil refuses to shave off that rodent nest on his face. Holy jowls, Batman!
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it's mike stoklasa's retarded little brother
 
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BallBuster said:
Just further proof of how disgusting and deplorable his fans are.
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That was actually kind of expected. TKOH isn't the place to go when you have a complaint about Phil or his mods, fans or paypigs in the first place. It was just a question of who's the first of his cronies to call the OP a troll. In the end nothing gets resolved, and Phil will not spook away his mods by punishing them for complaints. Remember how long Phil kept BSV as a mod - that anony guy is just beginner's level.
 
I don't know why people are surprised at his tumbleweed forums reaction to anything.

It's always the same. Doesn't matter what the statement is or how nicely it's put it's 100% a troll every time.
 
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