Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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PurpleDude said:
Being fiercely pro-union is a pretty standard left wing talking point. Bob likes to parrot such things to keep up his "liberal cred" or some dumb shit.

While I'm thinking about it, here's a question for you, Kiwis. Is Bob a crazy man with insane facistic beliefs who uses standard liberal/Democrat talking points to fit in with that crowd or is he a bog standard Democrat who makes up all this crap to sound like he's above all that but comes off as a fascist because of how stupid he is? I used to think it was the latter, but now I lean towards it being the former. Opinions?
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It's simple: he's a person with severe mental and anger issues whose childhood state is still intact. He rages against conservative principles, strong alpha males, white people and everything else because it was people along those lines that either bullied him or tried to discipline him (school teachers, other school staff or just adults in general).

He's simply a man-child whose throwing a temper tantrum about the people he hates being allowed to exist.
 
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PurpleDude said:
Being fiercely pro-union is a pretty standard left wing talking point. Bob likes to parrot such things to keep up his "liberal cred" or some dumb shit.

While I'm thinking about it, here's a question for you, Kiwis. Is Bob a crazy man with insane facistic beliefs who uses standard liberal/Democrat talking points to fit in with that crowd or is he a bog standard Democrat who makes up all this crap to sound like he's above all that but comes off as a fascist because of how stupid he is? I used to think it was the latter, but now I lean towards it being the former. Opinions?
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He's pretty elitist and whereas quite many other neoliberal Democrats may only fake concern of working class, he is outright openly mocking of them.
 
PurpleDude said:
Being fiercely pro-union is a pretty standard left wing talking point. Bob likes to parrot such things to keep up his "liberal cred" or some dumb shit.

While I'm thinking about it, here's a question for you, Kiwis. Is Bob a crazy man with insane facistic beliefs who uses standard liberal/Democrat talking points to fit in with that crowd or is he a bog standard Democrat who makes up all this crap to sound like he's above all that but comes off as a fascist because of how stupid he is? I used to think it was the latter, but now I lean towards it being the former. Opinions?
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I'm thinking the former, myself. Mostly because he's basically just a very angry special needs child. I guarantee you if he was able to just let things fucking go instead of packing them away in the mildewy basement that is his mind and letting them rot and fester, he'd probably be much more tolerable. But yeah, it's pretty clear that the dude greases his wiener to all this fascism talk.
 
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*Holds megaphone to ear* GET OVER IT ALREADY, YOU FAT FUCK!
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Not a shitty, tasteless response in the least...
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Sometimes, jokes write themselves.
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Flexo said:
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I'd put Dark Knight on there too.



What are the odds anybody from his school even REMEMBERS Bob?

That's probably what hurts him the most. We know he's gone on about "success is the best revenge" yet after all of his "success", I doubt anybody that tormented him even remembers him - and they're probably more successful.
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Lensherr said:
I honestly think leftist beta males like Bob hate women like Loesch because they remind them of the pretty, popular girls who wouldn’t date them in high school, on top of having the audacity to have differing political views. They’re quite misogynistic when you think about it.



Honestly, Bob is a lot like the villains in those movies. He’d probably have no problem using dinosaurs as military assets like Vincent D’Onofrio’s character in Jurassic World.
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A woman that carries a gun is a woman Bob won't get to smell on Devin Faraci's fingers. Bob seems to think pro gun folks don't like jews...which is odd. I can't speak for everybody but I sure love the Galil and the Uzi, worship at the altar of Mel Brooks, and have made my Gal Gadot thirst well known.

Anyway- I'm pretty sure people that went to school with Bob probably remember him by a well deserved name like "fat fuck" or "don't talk to me, creep!"

And if one of his classmates is a crack whore even they're more successful than Bob.
 
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The Shadow said:
A woman that carries a gun is a woman Bob won't get to smell on Devin Faraci's fingers. Bob seems to think pro gun don't like jews...which is odd. I can't speak for everybody but I sure love the Galil and the Uzi, worship at the altar of Mel Brooks, and have made my Gal Gadot thirst well known.
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Ever been to Israel? Know what's big there? GUN RIGHTS!
 
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PurpleDude said:
While I'm thinking about it, here's a question for you, Kiwis. Is Bob a crazy man with insane fascistic beliefs who uses standard liberal/Democrat talking points to fit in with that crowd or is he a bog standard Democrat who makes up all this crap to sound like he's above all that but comes off as a fascist because of how stupid he is? I used to think it was the latter, but now I lean towards it being the former. Opinions?
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Bob was always doomed to be a fucking idiot regardless of whatever cultural/political paradigm we have today, but the ideology of the modern left will inevitably attract these types of idiots like flies to shit. When your basic ideological premise is "everyone else is at fault for your life being shit, free stuff is great, and everyone who isn't exactly like you is the epitome of evil", you're basically just asking for useless neckbeard degenerates to join your ranks.
I can easily see Bob becoming an evangelical theocrat if he was born 20 years earlier.
 
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Its just incredible that the only people I've ever seen use it are already abhorrent shitters and yet they seem to have to find a way to make it worse.
 
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Its just incredible that the only people I've ever seen use it are already abhorrent shitters and yet they seem to have to find a way to make it worse.
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The best part is that they can never envision a scenario in which the same speech restrictions they push for could eventually be used against them. This
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https://www.steynonline.com/8242/bray-new-world
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is a perfect example. The Nazis didn't actually have to enact any new laws to begin persecuting their liberal and leftist opposition, they just used the already existing laws that were created by the very same opposition.
These idiots are so lacking in basic historical knowledge its astounding, and yet at the same time not really because we see this shit over and over and over again.
 
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So I know Bob agrees with almost everything that Anita Sarkeesian whines about, even if it changes a certain opinion he has.

What would happen to Bob if Anita complains about the MCU movies being sexist? How would he react?
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
So I know Bob agrees with almost everything that Anita Sarkeesian whines about, even if it changes a certain opinion he has.

What would happen to Bob if Anita complains about the MCU movies being sexist? How would he react?
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He was willing to toss Iron Fist under the bus for the SJ crowd. So far the only thing we've seen immune to his SJ virtue signalling is Mario. When they went after sombrero Mario in Odyssey he went into full denial mode and insisted it had to be a false flag because he couldn't handle Mario coming under fire.
 
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PurpleDude said:
He was willing to toss Iron Fist under the bus for the SJ crowd. So far the only thing we've seen immune to his SJ virtue signalling is Mario. When they went after sombrero Mario in Odyssey he went into full denial mode and insisted it had to be a false flag because he couldn't handle Mario coming under fire.
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I thought he would be immune to Marvel as well. I wonder if Anita ever criticized Mario yet or not.
 
Shut up, :neckbeard:. Also *cough* Mario/Marvel *cough*
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Yeah, sure, that's totally why wacky dad sitcoms exist, Bob.
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Tonight's one of those nights where you just throw up your hands and go "Sure."
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Talk shit, get hit Joey. It's your damn fault for being such an a-log.
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