Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

I really want to see Jake wearing this number from CowCow

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Sure, Jakey. I'm sure all the people that unfriended and blocked you did it "by accident", and not because they were tired of their phones blowing up with 500 "Secret Gamer Girl commented on Twitter" notifications every day.

I know it’s because he’s delusional and unable to accept reality, but it is not easy to accidentally to mute or block someone. Regardless, if they were friends they’d notice fairly quickly.
 
I know it’s because he’s delusional and unable to accept reality, but it is not easy to accidentally to mute or block someone. Regardless, if they were friends they’d notice fairly quickly.
Yeah, he's unable to accept that this self-created scenario is entirely his fault.
 
Am I missing a joke here or was Devi Ever actually involved with Jake?
Looks like Jake was tweeting at him publicly on a near daily basis for a few months at the end of 2014. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=from:secretgamergrrl pixelgoth&src=typd I think he changed Twitter names multiple times so there's likely more than that.

Devi Ever/Grace Lynn was mentioned in some capacity in almost all of the leaked Skype logs, although usually not by Jake. He was considered to be untrustworthy and was not allowed to even know about the secret chat clique, and Alex Dipshitz said he had been screencapping him before his "defection" away from the pro-GG side. Despite that, one of them was still monitoring Twitter and 8chan for any 'harassment' involving him.
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@Jaimas lol
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This Googleshnging from April 2015 shows Jake sperging out and thinking this tweet storm of white knighting for Devi will convince people not to unfollow him. Note that fellow CON clique member Izzy Galvez was openly demanding people unfollow him for supporting Devi.
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Jake from December 2014, who in 2018 is still crying about Gamergate and labeling them all nazis and saying they need to be mass murdered, claimed he would "absolutely and completely forgive almost any of them immediately" if they "really properly denounce it and apologize to the people whose lives they've damaged."
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:story:
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Cow crossover with Nicholas 'sarah butts' Nyberg
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He keeps going on about apologies, but I don’t know what he thinks comes next if he actually gets one. He’ll still be exactly where he was. It’s not like the gaming industry is suddenly going to feel guilty and welcome him in, because he’ll still be the kind of guy who never does anything and blames everyone else for it.
 

All right.

For the moment, I'm going to ignore that Jakey is trying to compare a video game from 1982 (which you can play here) to a game 32 years its junior, with completely different genres. I will also ignore the fact that this plays into my ongoing theory that Jakey is a dismal failure who disparages anything he cannot excel at.

The level of false equivalence here goes beyond any attempt I've made to make sense of it. Jakey describes these games mechanics as being the same as a single-player only experience where you game over automatically because of an arbitrary reason he never conceives of. What he's failing to notice, of course, is that he's fighting against an opponent, and thusly, isn't facing a single player-only experience.

In Jakey's worldview, his loss isn't his fault because he has no idea what he did wrong and the game isn't tutorialized enough for his stupid ass.

But you know what? I'll show the blatant logic hole in why Jakey's an idiot with a good game.

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Here's me playing C&C3's expansion and introducting the blue player to a really bad day. In this particular case, I expanded early, at the risk of my strongpoints being more isolated, and the risk paid off with dividends, allowing me to field more forces with better gear in less time and essentially allowing me to Scrin all over Blue's business.

You'll note that what the computer-controlled player is not doing here is whining because I attacked it before it was ready or butt-fucked its forward base using Devourer Tanks with no warning whatsoever.
 
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