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Holy shit rage/bitch-quitting Secret of Mana is just embarrassing. Also asked in the stream if he was using charged attacks, and a viewer/supporter noted that he had been specifically told about it and was simply not doing it. What an abject shitshow.

Edit: Also, this fucking gem from the twitlonger: "Therefore, I'm done with the game. I've participated in every fight and seen everything except for the ending, so essentially I've done a full run of the game. I apologize to those who wanted to see me experience the ending, but it's the extreme laziness of Square Enix that is to blame here."

He basically wants a participation trophy. Fucking amazing.
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
For some reason this killed me so I have to share it. At 3:15 DSP actually says "It's actually unpossible to win, wow" and I creased. I think that might be the most DSP sentence ever. He is the single stupidest motherfucker on the entire planet.
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Phil fail English? That's unpossible!

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This guy is so fucking stupid. You are right @actually. I watched in a few SoM videos of him and this motherfucker has still not realized - in the final dungeon, the mana fortress - he can and should charge his attacks. What is this shit?! This is some extraordinary stupidity. Every gamer on the planet realizes you can charge your weapons, with the age of 11! How does he survived until this point?! Why is he unable to just hold down a button?! How does he presses buttons?! Just tap them very short? If yes no wonder his inputs "get dropped" from time to time in each and every game. This is extraordinary wow

I think this is really how he presses buttons. There can't be any other explanation. Nope, stop your explanations, I figured it out.
 
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Give him a break. He was going for the "classic" gameplay, guys! You know, run past all the enemies because it's faster than fighting them. And magic? That's totally unrealistic. There's no such thing as magic, so why use it.

I mean he saw all the enemies and fights so he basically beat the game. With no help from chat either!

Phil lives on a street so basically he's street smart. He went to school so basically he knows everything. He took gym class so basically he's an athletic weightlifter. He goes to a hairdresser instead of a barber so basically he's a woman.
 
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Phil at beginning of stream: "Okay guys I'm level 40 but I should be level 50 but we'll see what happens."

Phil at end of stream: "Dood nothing I could do. Broken game."

Motherfucker you ADMIT YOU KNEW you weren't leveled enough.

I wish someone would compile every time he said he was a master at this game and beat it so many times and knew what he's doing and then cut to the rage quit.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Phil at beginning of stream: "Okay guys I'm level 40 but I should be level 50 but we'll see what happens."

Phil at end of stream: "Dood nothing I could do. Broken game."

Motherfucker you ADMIT YOU KNEW you weren't leveled enough.

I wish someone would compile every time he said he was a master at this game and beat it so many times and knew what he's doing and then cut to the rage quit.
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propably gonna happen in a TIHYDP secret of mana ( remake ) video
 
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"I can beat every game if I want to"
... unless it doesn't give me enough views on twitch or youtube, then I have the right to rage-quit it even at the final boss.
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i love that because basically he's saying "i rage quit on purpose, i do dumb things on purpose"
he's only pretending to be r.etarded

Sparkletor said:
Phil lives on a street so basically he's street smart. He went to school so basically he knows everything. He took gym class so basically he's an athletic weightlifter. He goes to a hairdresser instead of a barber so basically he's a woman.
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he also talks about taking dicks up the ass a lot so basically he's gay
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PieceofShet said:
"...because the viewers didnt want me to do it... people still lie to this day say i stole peoples money and im a scam artist... all the evidence is literally in yout fucking face on the internet..."


After this, DSP said he would be totally okay playing againts LTG in the anniversary collection. I know LTG hates DSP but maybe we should ask him, Maybe I will.

@neger psykolog im not sure if you okay me posting these bits here, but I thought maybe some of us wanna listen it, plus a few times I used the search function of this forum to find a quote I posted earlier so thats why Im doing.
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I doubt that LTG would play Phil, he might, but the chance is slim!
He wont play Phil because:
  1. LTG really dislikes Phil, despite being a fan of his earlier!
  2. LTG just simply assume that he is far superior than Phil and dont wanna take a risk losing!
  3. Last time he was challanged by another SFV player he have a quarrel with, he killed (blocked) the messenger.
On top of that i doubt Phil would seriously go through with it, just something he says that he would do!
 
neger psykolog said:
Do people really watch streamers because they can't afford the games? I'm not shitting on them or anything, its a legitimate question.

I'm actually pretty surprised at how much it costs ($40) for a remake.
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To be honest I mostly watch streamers or let's plays of older games due to not wanting to pay an absurd price for it on eBay or Amazon. You'd be amazed at how many people I sometimes see in YouTube comments say they are watching someone play a game due to not being able to afford it. (mostly newer ones)

samovski said:
Not necessarily because they can't afford games in general. More like can't justify paying for a certain game. Would you pay $30 for a remake of a 25 year old game? I wouldn't and I've seen quite a few put off by the mediocre reviews.
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No, no one would pay that much for an older game.
 
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