Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

And still, Bob's skin remains the only thing thin about him.

Well of course, just look how stretched it is over that sack of meat.

 

[Red Hood]

Well of course, just look how stretched it is over that sack of meat.

It's just now occurring to me how physically similar Bob is to Mr. Creosote from the Monty Python sketch. I can picture him indulging himself to the point of explosion.

Also, judging from Kyle Kallgren's male feminist tendencies, memes probably aren't the only things he's tried to force.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

It's just now occurring to me how physically similar Bob is to Mr. Creosote from the Monty Python sketch. I can picture him indulging himself to the point of explosion.

The difference is Mr. Creosote was at least rich enough to where he frequently ate at fancy restaurants. Bob just gorges on sugary cereals and McDonald's.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Heartwarming. Did you skip his funeral to buy a space heater?
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That joke was terrible and you know it.
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Well, I know Bob's both, can't say the same for the other guy.
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And still, Bob's skin remains the only thing thin about him.
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Well, this isn't forced in the least.
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Baby Bob, my new nickname for Bob since he whines like a fucking baby, doesn't seem to know the irony that he and his side, notably Steve Shives, block everyone for disagreeing on their politics.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I don't care about Walker Bragman (The guy who's responsible for the latest round of blowback), but I can respect a man who can get under his skin with no effort.
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Feminist.
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I like how everyone after Bob experienced actual success.
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(P.S. Doubly funny once you find out that Meat Loaf's a dang, dirty conservative.)

(P.P.S. I mostly just wanted an excuse to post this video.)

Nice to see Bob has never read a Wonder Woman comic. Cheetah isn't a comedic character. I think he's getting the character confused with a Thundercat.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Nice to see Bob has never read a Wonder Woman comic. Cheetah isn't a comedic character. I think he's getting the character confused with a Thundercat.

I think he's just publicly announcing his erection at the thought of Kristen Wiig as a cat.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think he's just publicly announcing his erection at the thought of Kristen Wiig as a cat.

Then his taste is awful.

 

[The Nothingness]

My views on the MCU fandom stem from my experiences with a particular individual who has a similar know-it-all attitude as Bob and a visceral hatred of the DCEU. He also has a very loose understanding of DC Comics history and treats the DCAU as gospel. Since most of the people sided with him on the forum we frequented, I developed a quiet disdain for the hardcore MCU fans. Bob's mindless brand loyalty only reinforced my dim view of that fandom.

And because of that brand loyalty, Bob and other hardcore MCU fans will not acknowledge the flaws in MCU movies. For example, they take shots at the CGI used in JL but refuse to admit bad CGI like what was shown in the climatic fight between T'Challa and Killmonger.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Then his taste is awful.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

And because of that brand loyalty, Bob and other hardcore MCU fans will not acknowledge the flaws in MCU movies. For example, they take shots at the CGI used in JL but refuse to admit bad CGI like what was shown in the climatic fight between T'Challa and Killmonger.

Because Bob is not a comic book fan, or a movie fan in general. He's just a fat slob that rides around a trend. If he knew his fucking history in comics rather than look on quick snip bits on wikis. He'll know what the characters are all about. Black panther had awful CGI at times, making question why they couldn't use practical effects since those moves aren't flashy.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Because Bob is not a comic book fan, or a movie fan in general. He's just a fat slob that rides around a trend. If he knew his fucking history in comics rather than look on quick snip bits on wikis. He'll know what the characters are all about. Black panther had awful CGI at times, making question why they couldn't use practical effects since those moves aren't flashy.

Because Black Panther was a shiny object you dangle in front of an entranced cat as well as a chance to virtue signal. You don't need to invest a lot of money and effort when you do either of those things. Your audience will be satisfied either way.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Because Black Panther was a shiny object you dangle in front of an entranced cat as well as a chance to virtue signal. You don't need to invest a lot of money and effort when you do either of those things. Your audience will be satisfied either way.

Since Baby Bob is a Disney shill, would he bash Black Panther if the film were released by 20th Century Fox or Lionsgate instead of Disney?

Because Bob is not a comic book fan, or a movie fan in general. He's just a fat slob that rides around a trend. If he knew his fucking history in comics rather than look on quick snip bits on wikis. He'll know what the characters are all about. Black panther had awful CGI at times, making question why they couldn't use practical effects since those moves aren't flashy.

Wait til Infinity War; that movie is going to have overused awful CGI that’ll make the first Transformers movie back in 2007 look better.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Since Baby Bob is a Disney shill, would he bash Black Panther if the film were released by 20th Century Fox or Lionsgate instead of Disney?


Wait til Infinity War; that movie is going to have overused awful CGI that’ll make the first Transformers movie back in 2007 look better.

That has a reason to be like that. Cosmic threats like thanos require CGI. What I'm having my eye on is how the CGI looks. Since Thanos looks good in some of the shots. But that's besides the point. Moviebob's fanboyism leaves a bad taste on my mouth at times.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That has a reason to be like that. Cosmic threats like thanos require CGI. What I'm having my eye on is how the CGI looks. Since Thanos looks good in some of the shots. But that's besides the point. Moviebob's fanboyism leaves a bad taste on my mouth at times.

It does. The fact that he and others like him continue to kiss the MCU’s ass is getting obnoxious. If they keep it up, a lot of people will turn away from the MCU.

What I’m interested in seeing is if he’ll still like the MCU movies a decade or two from now when they’re no longer the big thing. I could see him bashing Avengers 2012 the same way he now bashes The Dark Knight.

 

[BubbleButt]

This is a few pages late, but did he seriously PAINT A FUCKING LIGHT SWITCH GREEN instead of just buying a chroma muslin?

I can't actually fucking believe he's done this. This is terrible...

 

[HY 140]

I think he's just publicly announcing his erection at the thought of Kristen Wiig as a cat.

so is Bob a closet furry then

 

[Gordon Cole]

But it's okay when Hillary says this. Seriously, you disagree with him on one thing and you want him gone?

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This is a few pages late, but did he seriously PAINT A FUCKING LIGHT SWITCH GREEN instead of just buying a chroma muslin?

I can't actually fucking believe he's done this. This is terrible...

We talked about this back in December '16.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

But it's okay when Hillary says this. Seriously, you disagree with him on one thing and you want him gone?
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We talked about this back in December '16.

What the fuck is it with complete political lightweights that their single issue is always dude weed lmao?

I hate all the Kennedys at this point and would legalize shooting dope into your neck veins, but if that redheaded freakshow told me his primary goal in running for POTUS would be shipping MovieBob off to Venezuela, I'm fucking sold and the potheads can pound sand for all I care.

A man's got to have priorities.

 

[thismanlies]

But it's okay when Hillary says this. Seriously, you disagree with him on one thing and you want him gone?

Joe Kennedy always came of as a scumbag to me. I guess this just confirms it.

As for Bob standing up for our Constitutional rights, let's just say Harvey Silverglate would be calling bullshit on him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's being smug tonight.