Plagued Super Smash Bros. Community

[El Porko Fako]

As for the biggest cow in Smash 4, probably Manny Medina/StaticManny/Manny/Static/All Might/Oni Heero/toomanynames/Spark. He's always salty af on Twitter, and he got kicked out of Smash Con for getting into a fight with some other player.

What's your opinion on KiraFlax and K9? In my opinion, those 2 are tied for King Super Smash Cow. I get being emotional about a game or a sport, but at the end of the day, both of those guys are constant disgraces to good sportsmanship, and there is tons of video evidence of this.

 

[vertexwindi]

I use "that will kill some sealife" as a pickup line.

I use it to describe myself in bed.

So far it has not worked

 

[Pop-Tart]

Mostly older stuff, but good shit none the less.

Stolen from the tv tropes thread:

(its a good thing I went through that thread, as it reminded me I need to find content for here)

At first you may think this video is taking the piss, but its actually being serious

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/2jg57w/smash_bros_theory_smash_is_autistic/

 

[PlasticOwls]

What's your opinion on KiraFlax and K9? In my opinion, those 2 are tied for King Super Smash Cow. I get being emotional about a game or a sport, but at the end of the day, both of those guys are constant disgraces to good sportsmanship, and there is tons of video evidence of this.

Ironically those two monkeys got their shit together really quick once they placed top 20 in the SoCal rankings. Probably so a company can sponser them. Kiraflex is the bigger cow though

:powerlevel: I used to go to travel to tournaments for most of the games. If anyone needs to any anything about the latest smash autism, ask me anytime. Ill be more than happy to help.

 

[MarissaXD]

The Smash autism floodgate has opened:

Inklings are confirmed along with a silhouette that the speculah fan base will autistically overanalyze which obvious veterans are in it.

There is no greater lulz fest in gaming than the pre-game hype scene for a game and forums like Smashboards/GameFAQs/NeoFAG/ResetLife are the best places. Though of course, do check for Discords and social media autism too.

Prepare for over half of a year of pointless bickering over Fire Emblem and Pokémon and especially at the end where it will rain salt when their favorite characters don't make it in.

The Fire Emblem guys are really wanting Lyndis (Lyn) and Camilla in Smash. Not realizing that Camilla rides a wyvern and would suffer from the same issues as Ridley who has been described as "too big" due to her wyvern.

 

[MarissaXD]

Fire Emblem discussions are a pissing contest over who gets in. Everyone has their jimmies rustled because Nintendo might cut a Fire Emblem character or two because time constraints are a time and they can't add everyone in the Nintendo multiverse.

I hope that Lucina and Robin are removed. Awakening isn't even the latest game anymore.

 

[HY 140]

I hope that Lucina and Robin are removed. Awakening isn't even the latest game anymore.

I hope they remove all FE characters, except Marth, Ike and Roy, cause their the only ones that matter

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Sharing this because it's thumbnail makes me laugh.

It couldn't be more obvious that is Link from BotW.

 

[MarissaXD]

I hope they remove all FE characters, except Marth, Ike and Roy, cause their the only ones that matter

I'd expect either Alm or Celica to replace Corrin/Robin.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

There is 2 sides of autism on Super Smash Bros.

The competitive side and the Fandom side.

The competitive is about Diddy Kong Bayonettas wrecking, Melee is god tier and will never die, throwing GC controllers on rage fits, people who plays competitively/casually are dumb and making memes that will eventually age terribly .

The Fandom side can be summarized on the dude with Ridley/K.Rool/Shantae avatar throwing a tantrum against the Cloud/Shulk /FE character, and overanalyzing the freaking shadows and the movement of the wind to predict a character that will obviously be not there.

It is truly fascinating the content you can get just by visiting the right spots.

 

[HY 140]

the worst part of the fandom for me is all the autistic choices people have for new characters, like Shantae or Sans wil never be in Smash you fool

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Dunkey made a video that parodies the autism quite well.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

In fact, the franchise should get a reboot and change how the game play works so that Smash isn't literally "moar contents" every time. More stuff isn't going do the trick forever.
Oh man the Ridley shadow debacle. They somehow managed to convince half of the fan base that Ridley was TOTALLY PLAYABLE GUYS and failed to understand the concept of Occam's Razor. Then quite a few of them called bloody murder on Sakurai because he didn't agree.

I've got plenty of stories to tell regarding the Smash 3DS & Wii U hype scene. Once you've experienced a speculah scenario, you never unsee it. It's every bit as hilarious and stupid as you imagine.

As for the overanalysis of silhouette, holy shit it's just silhouettes and of obvious veterans at it.

Like what are fans expecting to achieve by wasting hours of their lives staring at brighten up pictures of dark images before the Smash logo? That Ridley, K. Rool, and Crash Bandicoot are totally in there? Just give it a few months and we'll know anyway... and don't expect brownies points for being right either.

My guess is the absolute earliest we hear about this again is May, if even that. It’s more likely that we get a release trailer and date (most likely Holiday Season 2018 if there isn’t a delay of some kind) at E3 along with the Switch Pokémon game and NMH3.

Until then there’s going to be massive sperging on the speculation end. The same old “why won’t Ridley/K. Rool be in iiiit.”

However, once we get a trailer we’ll have to keep a close eye on the community. The pro-Melee/anti-Melee crowds in particular depending on what mechanics are confirmed to return and the “BAAAAW NO MOre CloNES” clowns.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I hope they remove all FE characters, except Marth, Ike and Roy, cause their the only ones that matter

I hope they get rid of Emo Pit as well.

 

[HY 140]

I hope they get rid of Emo Pit as well.

he is the most pointless edition in smash, tbh tho Smash 4 had a LOT of Kid Icarus stuff in it for whatever reason

 

[MarissaXD]

he is the most pointless edition in smash, tbh tho Smash 4 had a LOT of Kid Icarus stuff in it for whatever reason

I'd say it was excessive Kid Icarus.

 

[Black Waltz]

every character should be a marth clone

 

[gobbogobb]

Communities like smash make me think the ESRB has it backwards on some of their ratings. If you’re over 17 you probably shouldn’t be allowed to play the game at all.

Come to think of it that would fix so many fandoms...

 

[MarissaXD]

Communities like smash make me think the ESRB has it backwards on some of their ratings. If you’re over 17 you probably shouldn’t be allowed to play the game at all.

Come to think of it that would fix so many fandoms...

But then we'd have a bunch of exceptionals plaguing the Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty series instead. And many of these exceptionals shouldn't be trusted with firearms.

 

[gobbogobb]

But then we'd have a bunch of exceptionals plaguing the Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty series instead. And many of these exceptionals shouldn't be trusted with firearms.

Damn. Ok autism testing at every GameStop?

Smash is probably the biggest autism magnet because it fulfills every crossover fanfic fantasy at once for the Nintendo set of IP.