DSP introduces everyone to his new girlfriend - who may or may not be blackmailed into submission

[FrankPentangeli]

Looks like nothing more than nervousness. You can tell by the constant mouth movements, licking of lips etc. Probably has a bit of social anxiety.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

So are we upset because DSP got a new g/f or are we upset because even how unsuccessful he is, he still gets to put the mushroom in the princess?

If you're upset you're the only one who is. The rest of us are just giddy with excitement to see how hard this crashes and how bright it burns. All I see in that video is a selfish, arrogant, insecure douchebag trying to prove to meaningless internet people that he's just awesome because like, he has a real girlfriend guys and like, she has boobs guys, and she lets me touch them and stuff sometimes when I give her money! Alongside him is a girl who just upped and swung her little gold diggers pick axe into what she thought was an easy target and who is now realizing that the price she has to pay for access to DSPs wallet is that her entire life both public and private will forever be plastered across the internet for all the world to see. When he says they've been planning the video for a while you can just tell it was a one sided conversation about how Phil needed to make it public because of his fans or something. At that moment she's realizing that she no longer has secrets, no longer has a private life. Every development, every detail will be screamed to the masses by the very person that she should be relying on to keep them secret. Shes the ultimate definition of a trophy, she isn't valued for her beauty and from that video appears to lack any kind of personality. She's a tick in a box that simply reads 'Girlfriend, nobody can say I'm gay or a virgin: CHECK!' Don't feel sorry for her, she is the architect of her own misery.

 

[:thinking:]

Looks like nothing more than nervousness. You can tell by the constant mouth movements, licking of lips etc. Probably has a bit of social anxiety.

I just don't understand why he showed a newspaper with today's date at the end of the video.
And that whole "unmarked bills, remember?" quote was very left-field.

 

[BrunoMattei]

If you think this id bad just imagine her face when DSP tries to go to poundtown on her.

I don't think they've had sex yet. Just call it a hunch. Maybe she gave him a handy (with a glove on) and that's as far as they've got.

 

[gobbogobb]

I just don't understand why he showed a newspaper with today's date at the end of the video.
And that whole "unmarked bills, remember?" quote was very left-field.

I think that was a somewhat subtle dig at us for joking about hostage videos. I’m an optimist though.

 

[Asperchewy]

I don't think they've had sex yet. Just call it a hunch. Maybe she gave him a handy (with a glove on) and that's as far as they've got.

I bet Phil will get laid around Halloween time. But he'll have to dress up as a dish. I hear Kat loves doing dishes.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Looks like nothing more than nervousness. You can tell by the constant mouth movements, licking of lips etc. Probably has a bit of social anxiety.

Yeah. And don't even let us start about Kat.

But to be more serious: This feels like a psychologist should give her a doll and she points at the part where he touched her.

I feel sad for her. Damn.

Btw, does anyone think people will throw more money at Phil because of this poor girl?

 

[NiggoPls]

I don't think they've had sex yet. Just call it a hunch. Maybe she gave him a handy (with a glove on) and that's as far as they've got.

Considering how thin-skinned he is, if people keep making jokes about their sex life, we'll soon see Phil uploading porn just to prove that they're having sex.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Did I say 6 months? Shit, I give this "relationship" about 4 months to the max. Also I wonder if Phil's viewers notice Kat's expression. That's not the one of a loving couple. But more like "What the fuck did I do last night?" after a booze-filled one night stand sort of deal.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Considering how thin-skinned he is, if people keep making jokes about their sex life, we'll soon see Phil uploading porn just to prove that they're having sex.

ShecameforDSP. avi

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Does it feel like DSP is trying to actually replace Leanna with Kat, literally? He did the GF reveal on the same day as the Leanna reveal and this video is damn near identical to when he did the couch video with Leanna.

 

[Scotsman]

She looks like she wants to cave his head in... true love right there.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Professional body language analysis right here guys:

Holy shit...now I've seen everything...

A race lifted Dumb Donald

 

[jace821]

It's a good camera angle you can't see the gun trained to her head.

 

[Shokew]

She needs to get the fuck outta there, ASAP. Working relationship, my ass. She looks ready to really fuck someone up. Someone like Dear Shitsmoker Phil who's right next to her...

 

[DiabeticSP]

30 Days With Phil took her from:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfHWp4mANh-/?hl=en

To

Whatever faint spark of romance Phil kindled in the 3 weekends she visited him over a year (only one confirmed?) has clearly blown out.

It also seems like Phil's gone from constantly shouting about 'my girl' 'the girlfriend' 'soul mate' 'baby' to 'Kat'.

I'm guessing he didn't handle her telling him she wasn't thrilled about being in his videos well.

I wonder if they're watching movies on separate couches yet like him and Leanna did.

 

[Cosmos]

She looks like she’s in an ISIS hostage video.

Anyway, can someone give me some background info on Kat? A few people have mentioned that she was abused in the past but they didn’t explain further.

 

[Lucricitous]

You can click on any time in the video and she looks like she's about to burst into tears. This is both funny and uncanny to watch.

 

[Beth]

Holy shit poor Kat looks miserable. Just how toxic Gouty is?!

#FreeKat

 

[neger psykolog]

Anyway, can someone give me some background info on Kat? A few people have mentioned that she was abused in the past but they didn’t explain further.

Firstly, keep in mind that DSP is the largest known autism magnet on planet earth. If its not 29" cardboard dicks in the mail, autistic illuminati groups, norwegian weed-smoking narut0-cosplaying butlers, decade long catfishing empires or double chair sponsorships falling apart in the space of a week then its always something even more autistic and more impossible to believe.

TLDR its all Classy Dorris' fault:

Some sort of family case/lawsuit thing involving a mother (not Kat, she appears to have been a minor at this stage) locking her "demon possessed child in a closet over night" in 2005:

• https://milawyersweekly.com/fulltext-opinions/2005/04/07/in-re-st-jeansnow/
  
• http://archive.fo/ClMX6

https://law.justia.com/cases/michig...shed/2005/20051208-c256444-38-256444-opn.html

Where the fuck is Classy Doris at.

(If you can't tell from the case, this appears to be about her younger sister and not specifically her)

Ok. I've relooked at the "demon child" story and I'm fairly confident that "Kat" is the "Catherine St Jean" based upon her relationships in records and the relationships she has on her online accounts. That's usually enough proof however this is a "demon child" incident, so the evidence requirements are based on how bizarre that story is.

What I don't have right now is a picture of her near a demon child or some "irrefutable evidence" that would prove a relationship with the demon child or a relative (such as a photo on Facebook). Usually I'd be happy being able to correlate that she is friends with people related to the incident, which via public records she is. However I haven't been able to find a social media profile of any of the people related to it that are friends with other members of the family mentioned, or parents etc. So whatever this incident was it clearly caused some sort of rift in the inter dimensional family structure.

My basis for these: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-2451#post-3056411