FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[Tiny Clanger]

She's undercover for Chanel. They need an alternative to ambergris.

 

[Repzlid]

What Steven fails to realize is that his family is all he has at this point and he has burned every single bridge with them. Once they pass one of these days, then what happens to Steven? One day he's gonna be real fucking sorry for how he treated the only ones who actually gave two fucks about him.

While I agree with you, do you honestly think he'll outlive anyone else in his family? Outliving Angry Grandpa was a fluke tbqh. If he's the last man standing in the family, he's the fuckin' Ozzy Osbourne of the Assanti family tree.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Him standing at all is a feckin miracle.

He looks like he's filled with old custard. That's the superpower that keeps his downtrodden Pa in line - one wrong move and Squelch the Custard Monster will flood the immediate environs with putrid yellow gunk.

I think 600lb Life should've just nailed the door shut behind them when they left. Tho this enormous pile of vaguely sentient flubber could get interesting now that bimbo has hauled herself out of the gutter and attached herself - maybe she believed the $20 million Netflix deal that Squelch dreamed up and thinks she can see an end to her truckstop stripping days.

Reality? It's going to be Luna and Lurch all over again, complete with addiction, crust and extra custard.

 

[thismanlies]

What Steven fails to realize is that his family is all he has at this point and he has burned every single bridge with them. Once they pass one of these days, then what happens to Steven? One day he's gonna be real fucking sorry for how he treated the only ones who actually gave two fucks about him.

I don't think he's capable of feeling sorry. He might cry for forgiveness when nobody's around to buy him pizzas. But he's so used to manipulating people to get what he wants that he's incapable of feeling remorse.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

What's the market in the US for tabloid stories featuring fried blonde ratchet women in polyester panties and nothing else, with headlines like "He takes it up the ASSanti" or "My 800lbs of Love" which the bimbo stretches into her 15 minutes, starring in "And opening our new Walmart iiiiiiiiis....Stephanie Sanger!" Truckstop strippers dream big.

Obviously it's then followed by more titty pix, complete with the terrible story as their star-crossed romance fell victim to abuse/addiction/violence/him trying to eat her but she is a Strong Independent Wo-mun and she is rebuilding her shattered life, having realised she can only rely on herself but she is Strong ("did you want nips or shall I cover them?") It's heartwarming, truly. And Strong.

Please don't tell me only the UK has this. Please....

 

[shecameforcwc]

I wonder how many fentanyl patches he gave this woman to stay with him? Drugs and desperation go hand and hand together.

She’s actually been Persuing him and white knighting on his Facebook for quite some time, months actually, if you go down farther on his fb you’ll see it.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

She’s actually been Persuing him and white knighting on his Facebook for quite some time, months actually, if you go down farther on his fb you’ll see it.

If she's for real then she has to be fucked in the head. Steven is absolute garbage and I can only imagine anyone interested in siding with him is just as fucked in the head as he is.

 

[shecameforcwc]

If she's for real then she has to be fucked in the head. Steven is absolute garbage and I can only imagine anyone interested in siding with him is just as fucked in the head as he is.

As fucked up as it is, I believe she’s serious

 

[Tiny Clanger]

In that case, she must be one of those saviour women. Only the true and good love of herself will save Squelch and allow his inner beauty to shine.

Reality? He'll still be an utter wanker who doesn't have any inner beauty, but he'll have a human doormat to spit his bile over. Still, she chose him, unlike his family.

 

[shecameforcwc]

In that case, she must be one of those saviour women. Only the true and good love of herself will save Squelch and allow his inner beauty to shine.

Reality? He'll still be an utter wanker who doesn't have any inner beauty, but he'll have a human doormat to spit his bile over. Still, she chose him, unlike his family.

She said once after someone asked her why she kept hitting on him that she liked to be with a man she had to “take care of”.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I decided to update the OP a little bit. The Metokur video was a great introduction so I added it to the top and wrote a few paragraphs about his adventures, and fixed the youtube links so they show up as embedded videos.

 

[shecameforcwc]

I decided to update the OP a little bit. The Metokur video was a great introduction so I added it to the top and wrote a few paragraphs about his adventures, and fixed the youtube links so they show up as embedded videos.

Thank you, this thread needs more love.

 

[Barbarella]

That girl is a drug addict. I’d bet a lot. They are sticking needles in their arms, or between their toes, or whatever. That’s their “love.”

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

This was a conversation between Steven and another lady friend he was talking to. The conversation is too long for me to post all of it but basically it's just him being high, talking about how he wants to get more pills, and about how the trolls are so jealous him. He's going to be famous one day, remember.

This is the girl he has been talking with. A real beauty she is. She didn't deserve to get her heart broken by Steven! So, she is trying to get revenge by posting personal information between them.

His brother confirms that he is still addicted to drugs and is still hospital and doctor shopping.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I decided to update the OP a little bit. The Metokur video was a great introduction so I added it to the top and wrote a few paragraphs about his adventures, and fixed the youtube links so they show up as embedded videos.

Thanks. I can't understand why this thread isn't screaming. Tho I have a soft and squishy place for threads where only a few post...

I wonder if people don't look for it because he's transcended internet infamy so assume there won't be a thread. And I guess after "what a complete wankbucket" there's not much more to say about this foul blob. Tho I'm still intrigued as to where his knees and feet are - perhaps he ate them.

 

[Mr. 0]

Thanks. I can't understand why this thread isn't screaming. Tho I have a soft and squishy place for threads where only a few post...

I wonder if people don't look for it because he's transcended internet infamy so assume there won't be a thread. And I guess after "what a complete wankbucket" there's not much more to say about this foul blob. Tho I'm still intrigued as to where his knees and feet are - perhaps he ate them.

This may have a decent chance of exploding if by some miracle he gets arrested for something more major than narcotics abuse, like say his new GF tries to have him locked up for sexual assault or something.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

 

[shecameforcwc]

Someone please have this thread featured

 

[Traditional Tet]

Someone please have this thread featured

When he does something major. Though getting the GF may have counted, but that's passed now.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Steven and the blonde are just scheming to get some reality TV interest from some place, any place..even just clickbait money.

Sad as it is being on a TV show attracts crazy people to you and these two attention whores think that faking some “romance” will get them another bite at the TV Apple or some other income stream from media.

If only V-h1 was still producing shows about dumpster fires in love. But if Steven & Stephanie can get Flavor-Fla in a three way tho they got themselves a pilot.