Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

She probably lied about taking heroin. Most people do unless they are asking for help for their drug use or there's no way to cover it up.

It would not surprise me if she lied about heroin use for AESTHETIC but I think there used to be plenty of pictures of her track marks before people started realizing they were throwing their money down a junkie pit and she "got clean" to revamp her e-begging image.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

She used to post nudes of herself doin' the succ on lurch. I wonder why she stopped?

He couldn't get it up for the birds?

 

[sperginity]

It would not surprise me if she lied about heroin use for AESTHETIC but I think there used to be plenty of pictures of her track marks before people started realizing they were throwing their money down a junkie pit and she "got clean" to revamp her e-begging image.

I just realized that my post could be taken the wrong way, I meant she really does use heroin and lies to her Dr about it. Like she didn't volunteer the information that she uses heroin so her doc assumes she isn't a heroin user, or maybe they asked if she takes drugs and she said no. There are pics of lurch shooting her up I know she uses for sure. Sorry for the shitty writing everyone.

 

[John Webster]

As times passes, Luna's online presence continues to dwindle with each passing week.

She seldom resurfaces, posting only to show she has bleached her hair again, forever caked in foundation.

Spoiler: In between begging and the inevitable drug abuse.

At some point the old girl rose from her litter and slapped on some makeup and a dress to show up for some validation from her loving fans.

Spoiler

The very picture of suffering got herself an accessory and sported it for another round of silent likes.

Spoiler

A LCF anon reported she has been selling Roger's things and had posted this to her Facebook page before realizing it was a public update, later modifying the privacy setting.

Spoiler

 

[sperginity]

To be fair, there's not much else you can do with a used coagulation test machine.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

LCF anon reported she has been selling Roger's things and had posted this to her Facebook page before realizing it was a public update before modifying the privacy setting.

What trash... trying to sell things that Medicare/Medicaid paid for.

 

[Chris Evans]

What trash... trying to sell things that Medicare/Medicaid paid for.

She's 100% a dirtbag, but what's she supposed to do, return it? If it's rented, sure, but everything purchased through the Durable Medical Equipment program (if that's where it came from) has a limited return window, and most places won't provide refunds for used equipment.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

She used to post nudes of herself doin' the succ on lurch. I wonder why she stopped?

Maybe cos Lurch has more holes in his knob now than a teabag.

Let's just hope and pray she doesn't start again. I just HAD to hit the spoiler tab, turned out to be that and now my eyes are broken.

 

[John Webster]

This week Luna brought us slightly more content than the last. Her social media rounds have been comprised mostly of sharing her Tumblr reblogs to Instagram, and contrariwise- Instagram updates have been posted to her Tumblr URL.

Luna has been feeling... patriotic?

Spoiler: She redecorated Roger's old sleeping area.

She shared her latest endeavour into fashion.

Spoiler

Love those egg yolks dripping down a wall, angel.

Take note of the flawless eyeliner and the half caked on, half smudged off "lipstick".

Below was posted only to Tumblr.

She bravely returned to face a visit with her cruel, heartless, abusive father.

Spoiler: And photographed his cat.

She and Matthew explored damage caused by the recent local storm.

Spoiler

Lurch ventured suspiciously close to a compromised vehicle.

What a touchingly concerned couple.

She posted another pair of throwbacks.

Spoiler

She graciously showed another sign of life later that week.

Spoiler: All this time away from social media and she still cannot comb out her hair.

The saucy little thing felt well enough to pose with increased vigour.

Spoiler: Turn and pose.

But the unbearable weight of her insufferable existence is great. Luna felt the need to capture the sentiment in yet another clever photograph.

Spoiler

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Love the fact the vacuum cleaner in the background is absolutely filthy...

And just when I thought her makeup couldn't actually get any worse. Good old Lunatic, always going that one step further.

Ps. Are we calling looting "exploring" now? Lurch really wanted a nice close look at that car - he was just exploring and the stereo literally fell into his hands. Whodathunk?

 

[PiggyPie]

I still can't get past those sad titties tbh.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@PiggyPie Must steal her bras from the same place as Raven

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I still can't get past those sad titties tbh.

Or that face. Its terrifying.

 

[Croissants]

How do her nails not get infected? fuck man

 

[TL 611]

She and Matthew explored damage caused by the recent local storm.

They're totally looting that car aren't they... Lurch doesn't seem like the type of gentleman to carry "Luna's purse" for no reason.

Ps. Are we calling looting "exploring" now? Lurch really wanted a nice close look at that car - he was just exploring and the stereo literally fell into his hands. Whodathunk?

Literally this lmao.

This picture he's literally got a screwdriver in hand, ready to pry open the fucking window

EDIT:

This is nitpicky as hell but is this bitch really using her iPhone to take pictures of her MacBook screen, of a pic she previously took a picture of, rested in her hand? Dafuq?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This is nitpicky as hell but is this bitch really using her iPhone to take pictures of her MacBook screen, of a pic she previously took a picture of, rested in her hand? Dafuq?

~** aesthetic **~

I mean, it creates a cool kind of vintage vhs-shit-quality-on-tube-tv look.

but also she's just too lazy/stupid to move the picture onto her phone or find it again on paper.

 

[John Webster]

The pitifully uneventful weeks go on and Luna's sorrow has worsened with the inevitable possibility of she and Lurch losing their hovel.

She brought out a daring little number, once again. Only one Instagram update the whole week.

Spoiler: Angeltiddiez

Facebook posts have been few.

Spoiler

Tragic Tumblr.

Spoiler

She made a GIF. This is the preview.

Original GIF - http://archive.is/h5VQV

I'm bored waiting for this regular trash empress to return to her antics and so, kiwis, I ask you:
What will become of these two?

 

[TL 611]

this is fucking glorious, this is what I've been waiting for.

Karma's a fucking biiiiiitch.

What will become of these two?

lol we all know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get evicted, move in with some skeezy other heroin addicts, Luna will start turning tricks to pay her way, then she'll probably get HIV or Hep.

This isn't new, like 8 months old from lolcow farm, but relevant:

"Ride or die bitch" eh? We'll certainly see if that's true now.

Luna could always just ditch Lurch, go crying to her father, and be put in rehab. That doesn't fit with her "ride or die" aesthetic though, so it could go either way.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

What will become of these two?

Heroin addicted babies?

 

[PiggyPie]

They will both end up in an alley somewhere in a dumpster where they belong.