Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

What does "meaningfully resist the toxicity of my own origin" even mean? If he looks at the mirror he'll see he is still a WHITE MALE.

 

[Mola Ram]

His rants are getting closer to hobo-under-the-bridge lunacy.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

What does "meaningfully resist the toxicity of my own origin" even mean? If he looks at the mirror he'll see he is still a WHITE MALE.

Shit his pants Virtue signal and do nothing.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

His rants are getting closer to hobo-under-the-bridge lunacy.

It's amazing that Geek.com and Screen Rant don't have a standards guideline for him. They should held him accountable for his rants.

Sperging about the CIA.
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Again, Bob will support this if this were done by Hillary or Obama.

 

[Slutpuppies]

Good thing he will never have to worry about a fetus's status as a human, as that would require him to actually, step one, leave his basement.

 

[AnOminous]

Good thing he will never have to worry about a fetus's status as a human, as that would require him to actually, step one, leave his basement.

He looks like if you swelled up a fetus to 400 pounds and taught it to try to act like an adult.

 

[A Random]

"Original game" refers to the original Smash Brothers. It's a placeholder.

You made me defend Bob. Jesus Christ dude. I think I need to go take a shower... in acid.

Pretty sure they came out on the same day saying 'it's a different logo and so it's a new game'.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He looks like if you swelled up a fetus to 400 pounds and taught it to try to act like an adult.

And let him play Mario and only watch Marvel movies.

 

[NQ 952]

Is Robert just spouting out shit to try to sound smart? Is that's what happening here?

 

[Mola Ram]

Is Robert just spouting out shit to try to sound smart? Is that's what happening here?

Nah, he only does that on days ending in "Y."

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I laugh when Bob and his cohorts tell us wasteland ghouls that they are moving the nation and the world forward. While that may be true in the sense that they are running towards the horizon (that they will never reach) without noticing the cliff they about to run off of. If we all know Bob as well as we do, he will be blind to the serrated rocks below microseconds before his fat ass gets impaled by them. Figuratively speaking.

 

[Flexo]

Don't do what I want you to, Trump!"

Although i oppose the idea (for taking away funds to develop new and better robots) part of me almost wants to see Trump initiate universal healthcare just to watch Bob and other sperg out about how free market is best.

His rants are getting closer to hobo-under-the-bridge lunacy.

I'm rating you for the implication his rants didn't start there.

You know I'm starting to suspect where Bob gets his news from...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Although i oppose the idea (for taking away funds to develop new and better robots) part of me almost wants to see Trump initiate universal healthcare just to watch Bob and other sperg out about how free market is best.



I'm rating you for the implication his rants didn't start there.

You know I'm starting to suspect where Bob gets his news from...
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At least Dennis Prager is more successful than Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't know how you guys feel about Slate, but this article is really interesting considering it's basically a middle finger to the shit Bob's been spewing for over a year. And it's written by one of his sempais, too:

The Conor Lamb Model

Moderate Democrats can win in Trump country, with the right message.

By JAMELLE BOUIE


With a slim margin of just a few hundred votes, Conor Lamb is the presumptive winner of the special election in Pennsylvania’s 18th Congressional District. Lamb’s victory—an upset on the order of Doug Jones’ win in Alabama—is important for bolstering Democratic morale and recruiting strong candidates to run in similarly deep-red districts.

It’s also a disaster for Republicans, who tried every possible message to derail Lamb’s momentum. A world in which Democrats can close the gap in a district as conservative as PA-18—despite $10 million spent against their candidate—is a world in which Democrats have a decisive advantage in November.

Although staunchly Democratic through the 20th century, the rural and suburban counties that make up the 18th District took a hard turn toward the Republican Party in 2008, casting 55 percent of their votes for John McCain, 58 percent for Mitt Romney, and 58 percent for Donald Trump. Several counties in the district broke especially hard for Trump in the 2016 election: Westmoreland County went 64–33 for the president while Greene County was 70–28.

Gerrymandered to cement the GOP’s advantage, the seat has been held by Republican Tim Murphy from 2003 with little opposition. Democrats didn’t even field a candidate for House in the 2014 and 2016 elections. When Murphy resigned in 2017, following reports that the anti-abortion congressman had encouraged his mistress to terminate her pregnancy, his prospective replacement, state Rep. Rick Saccone, was expected to coast easily into Congress.

But Lamb turned out to be a strong, well-funded candidate who fit the district: He disavowed Democratic leader (and conservative bête noire) Nancy Pelosi and pledged to work with President Trump when it would help the district. That performance was only possible because of an intensely negative national environment for the GOP, fueled by Trump’s antics in Washington.

What should concern Republicans is that no amount of money seemed capable of reversing that negative opinion. National Republican and conservative groups sank more than $10 millioninto PA-18, dwarfing outside spending from liberal and Democratic groups. But it wasn’t enough to beat back the discontent and secure Saccone’s victory.

This tells us a few things. First, that the massive swings seen in last year’s special elections weren’t an aberration. Overall, Democrats have exceeded Hillary Clinton’s margin in 70 percent of the 90 special elections held since last year, with an average improvement of 13 points. In the average federal election, Democrats have outperformed their baseline by 16 points. Lamb beat Hillary Clinton’s 2016 performance by 20 points. Even if he doesn’t win, his performance is a major reversal that bodes well for Democrats in the dozens of House districts that are less conservative than PA-18.

Lamb’s tentative win is also evidence that—with the right candidates—Democrats can win back some of the white working-class voters that drifted toward Trump in the 2016 election, and perhaps craft a coalition of more traditional Democrats, suburban liberals, and disaffected Republicans.

Lamb’s performance also demonstrates how vital union support is for Democrats running in white, blue-collar Trump country. Lamb, who ran as a staunch defender of Medicare and Social Security, engaged heavily with the United Mine Workers and won their support after he promised to back legislation that would fund their pensions. Lamb downplayed his connection to the national Democratic Party and elided differences on cultural issues, but he pulled in Trump-voting Democrats by promising a robust defense of popular safety net programs.

It’s still far too early to make predictions about November’s elections. But the signs of a so-called blue wave are here. Liberal Democrats are clearly ready to ride it to power, and—with Conor Lamb–type candidates running across the country—so are their more moderate counterparts.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics...s-how-democrats-can-win-in-trump-country.html (https://archive.is/v34ih)

 

[Toxinophile]

New video where he spergs about Super Smash Bros.

Now this video isn't going to generate a lot of discussion,
but I found some good parts I'd like to show you guys.

So TL;DW

Bob's top 50 characters for Super Smash Bros. on the Switch
Reality or common sense be dammed!
Side note: He is aware that using his Game over Thinker persona, characters, and intro
is unnecessary for his In Bob We Trust vids but fuck you it's his show I guess?

50.Conker from Conker's bad fur day.
49.Simon Belmont from Castlevania 1
48.Rygar from Rygar NES
47.Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2
46.Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark
45.Nester from Nintendo Power
44.Stanley the Bugman from Donkey Kong 3
43.Fulgore from Killer Instinct
42.Nintendo Labo Robot
(He thinks it's gonna be a big hit.)
41.Starfy
40.Miles "Tails" Prowler from Sonic
39.Master Higgins from Adventure Island
38.Captian Syrup from the Wario Land Shake It
37.Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island
(He uses fire emblem as an excuse for another sword user.)
36.Popeye
35.Karnov From Karnov NES
34.Astyanax from Astyanax NES
33.Starman & Amazon from Pro Wrestling NES
32.Randy "The Ram" Robinson from The Wrestler(2008 )
(cuz they made a working NES game for the Movie)
31.Bonk from Super Bonk
30.Chibi-Robo from Chibi-Robo series
("He has an amiibo, he should be in Smash, that, sounds reasonable to me."-Moviebob 2018 )
29.Thomas from Kung-Fu NES
28.The Boy & his Blob
27.Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid Series
26.Mappy from Mappy game
(Ivan asks what's the point of this nostalgia list, Bob rebuttals with Ready Player One)
25.(Kunio) Alex from River City Ransom
(He uses the japanese name in video.)
24.Bomberman from Bomberman series
23.Ice Climbers from Ice climbers NES
22.Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat series
21.Princess Daisy
20.Somebody From Undertale.
19.The Doki-Doki panic family
18.Nintendogs
17.Balloon Fighter from Balloon Fight
(Bob appeals to emotion because Satoru Iwata help make this game)
16.Sparkster from Sparkster SNES
("He's got a jetpack, not everyone got one of those.
You can't argue with that logic because
I'm moving on to the next thing before you can."-Movie bob 2018 )
15.Bubsy from Bubsy series
14.Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th NES
13.Crash Bandicoot from Crash Bandicoot series
12.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from TMNT SNES
11.Battletoads
10.Cheeta Men from obscure 90's video game
9.Goku from Dragon Ball Z series
8.Dirk The Daring from Dragon's Lair Arcade Game
7.Geno & Mallow from Super Mario Bros. RPG
6.Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes series
5.George, Lizzie, & Ralph from Rampage
4.Everyone else from Mega Man
3.Mayor Pauline from Mario Odyssey
2.Captian N from Captain N The Game Master
1.An Actual Storyline

This list is mostly made for himself to wank against his nostalgia boner.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Now this video isn't going to generate a lot of discussion,
but I found some good parts I'd like to show you guys.

So TL;DW

Bob's top 50 characters for Super Smash Bros. on the Switch
Reality or common sense be dammed!
Side note: He is aware that using his Game over Thinker persona, characters, and intro
is unnecessary for his In Bob We Trust vids but fuck you it's his show I guess?

50.Conker from Conker's bad fur day.
49.Simon Belmont from Castlevania 1
48.Rygar from Rygar NES
47.Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2
46.Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark
45.Nester from Nintendo Power
44.Stanley the Bugman from Donkey Kong 3
43.Fulgore from Killer Instinct
42.Nintendo Labo Robot
(He thinks it's gonna be a big hit.)
41.Starfy
40.Miles "Tails" Prowler from Sonic
39.Master Higgins from Adventure Island
38.Captian Syrup from the Wario Land Shake It
37.Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island
(He uses fire emblem as an excuse for another sword user.)
36.Popeye
35.Karnov From Karnov NES
34.Astyanax from Astyanax NES
33.Starman & Amazon from Pro Wrestling NES
32.Randy "The Ram" Robinson from The Wrestler(2008 )
(cuz they made a working NES game for the Movie)
31.Bonk from Super Bonk
30.Chibi-Robo from Chibi-Robo series
("He has an amiibo, he should be in Smash, that, sounds reasonable to me."-Moviebob 2018 )
29.Thomas from Kung-Fu NES
28.The Boy & his Blob
27.Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid Series
26.Mappy from Mappy game
(Ivan asks what's the point of this nostalgia list, Bob rebuttals with Ready Player One)
25.(Kunio) Alex from River City Ransom
(He uses the japanese name in video.)
24.Bomberman from Bomberman series
23.Ice Climbers from Ice climbers NES
22.Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat series
21.Princess Daisy
20.Somebody From Undertale.
19.The Doki-Doki panic family
18.Nintendogs
17.Balloon Fighter from Balloon Fight
(Bob appeals to emotion because Satoru Iwata help make this game)
16.Sparkster from Sparkster SNES
("He's got a jetpack, not everyone got one of those.
You can't argue with that logic because
I'm moving on to the next thing before you can."-Movie bob 2018 )
15.Bubsy from Bubsy series
14.Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th NES
13.Crash Bandicoot from Crash Bandicoot series
12.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from TMNT SNES
11.Battletoads
10.Cheeta Men from obscure 90's video game
9.Goku from Dragon Ball Z series
8.Dirk The Daring from Dragon's Lair Arcade Game
7.Geno & Mallow from Super Mario Bros. RPG
6.Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes series
5.George, Lizzie, & Ralph from Rampage
4.Everyone else from Mega Man
3.Mayor Pauline from Mario Odyssey
2.Captian N from Captain N The Game Master
1.An Actual Storyline

This list is mostly made for himself to wank against his nostalgia boner.

Incredible, most of his ideas are either too boring, obscure or terrible (Seriously, fucking Captain N and the Cheetahmen in the top 10?)

Though I understand why he chose Captain N:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I don't know how you guys feel about Slate, but this article is really interesting considering it's basically a middle finger to the shit Bob's been spewing for over a year. And it's written by one of his sempais, too:

https://slate.com/news-and-politics...s-how-democrats-can-win-in-trump-country.html (https://archive.is/v34ih)

Slate's been about 90/10, heavy on the dumbassery. This is one of the few articles not immediately after the election that appears to consider the possibility the Donkeys have lost their way.

Still, the author should be sprayed in the face with oven cleaner for using "bête noire".

 

[Rekkington]

Incredible, most of his ideas are either too boring, obscure or terrible (Seriously, fucking Captain N and the Cheetahmen in the top 10?)

Though I understand why he chose Captain N:
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I'd love to play as the most powerful character of all: the belt in that photo.

 

[SuperSheep]

Now this video isn't going to generate a lot of discussion,
but I found some good parts I'd like to show you guys.

So TL;DW

Bob's top 50 characters for Super Smash Bros. on the Switch
Reality or common sense be dammed!
Side note: He is aware that using his Game over Thinker persona, characters, and intro
is unnecessary for his In Bob We Trust vids but fuck you it's his show I guess?

50.Conker from Conker's bad fur day.
49.Simon Belmont from Castlevania 1
48.Rygar from Rygar NES
47.Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2
46.Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark
45.Nester from Nintendo Power
44.Stanley the Bugman from Donkey Kong 3
43.Fulgore from Killer Instinct
42.Nintendo Labo Robot
(He thinks it's gonna be a big hit.)
41.Starfy
40.Miles "Tails" Prowler from Sonic
39.Master Higgins from Adventure Island
38.Captian Syrup from the Wario Land Shake It
37.Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island
(He uses fire emblem as an excuse for another sword user.)
36.Popeye
35.Karnov From Karnov NES
34.Astyanax from Astyanax NES
33.Starman & Amazon from Pro Wrestling NES
32.Randy "The Ram" Robinson from The Wrestler(2008 )
(cuz they made a working NES game for the Movie)
31.Bonk from Super Bonk
30.Chibi-Robo from Chibi-Robo series
("He has an amiibo, he should be in Smash, that, sounds reasonable to me."-Moviebob 2018 )
29.Thomas from Kung-Fu NES
28.The Boy & his Blob
27.Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid Series
26.Mappy from Mappy game
(Ivan asks what's the point of this nostalgia list, Bob rebuttals with Ready Player One)
25.(Kunio) Alex from River City Ransom
(He uses the japanese name in video.)
24.Bomberman from Bomberman series
23.Ice Climbers from Ice climbers NES
22.Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat series
21.Princess Daisy
20.Somebody From Undertale.
19.The Doki-Doki panic family
18.Nintendogs
17.Balloon Fighter from Balloon Fight
(Bob appeals to emotion because Satoru Iwata help make this game)
16.Sparkster from Sparkster SNES
("He's got a jetpack, not everyone got one of those.
You can't argue with that logic because
I'm moving on to the next thing before you can."-Movie bob 2018 )
15.Bubsy from Bubsy series
14.Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th NES
13.Crash Bandicoot from Crash Bandicoot series
12.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from TMNT SNES
11.Battletoads
10.Cheeta Men from obscure 90's video game
9.Goku from Dragon Ball Z series
8.Dirk The Daring from Dragon's Lair Arcade Game
7.Geno & Mallow from Super Mario Bros. RPG
6.Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes series
5.George, Lizzie, & Ralph from Rampage
4.Everyone else from Mega Man
3.Mayor Pauline from Mario Odyssey
2.Captian N from Captain N The Game Master
1.An Actual Storyline

This list is mostly made for himself to wank against his nostalgia boner.

Fucking Bubsy? The name synonymous with failed mascot games?

 

[Clay Claymore]

9.Goku from Dragon Ball Z series

Of course he'd be one of those idiots who just HAS to have Goku in Super Smash Bros. even though it makes ZERO sense for him to be in it.