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Hmm, yes, very sophisticated commentary on economics from the fellow on welfare.
Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
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A quintessential example of one who can give it, but can't take it, if there ever was one.
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If Chris was a pot, Hirtes would be a pitch black kettle.
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Two autists with no jobs lecture Chris to get a job, also, Hirtes is salty that Chris gets money lol:
Mikey-boy is still salty about us, also, he seems to think of himself as some important figure, nigga, you are one thread in between hundreds of furfags, who are themselves in between thousands of sad souls like yourself..
Despite being salty about us, Hirtes still lurks here
Hirtes lecturing Chris for sleeping in, after he just woke up, likely in the middle of the day:
LOL Hirtes fantasizes about Chris's bent duck, also, how is Chris's junk his fault?
Also, if you noticed, Chris got nearly all of those angry replies with a single fucking tweet! I think Hirtes is the 1st ever person to make Chris look like a master troll.
Mikey-boy is still salty about us, also, he seems to think of himself as some important figure, nigga, you are one thread in between hundreds of furfags, who are themselves in between thousands of sad souls like yourself..
Despite being salty about us, Hirtes still lurks here
Hirtes lecturing Chris for sleeping in, after he just woke up, likely in the middle of the day:
LOL Hirtes fantasizes about Chris's bent duck, also, how is Chris's junk his fault?
Also, if you noticed, Chris got nearly all of those angry replies with a single fucking tweet! I think Hirtes is the 1st ever person to make Chris look like a master troll.
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Imagine being Michael Hirtes. Imagine hating Chris this much.
Imagine being completely oblivious to the fact that you're far worse than Chris. More autistic, older, you're going to die long before he does, and he is barely even aware of your existence despite your desperate, pathetic attempts to get his attention.
Chris can actually pull out of his tailspin. It's unlikely, but it's possible. Hirtes? Not.
This is what it is like to be Michael Hirtes.
Imagine being completely oblivious to the fact that you're far worse than Chris. More autistic, older, you're going to die long before he does, and he is barely even aware of your existence despite your desperate, pathetic attempts to get his attention.
Chris can actually pull out of his tailspin. It's unlikely, but it's possible. Hirtes? Not.
This is what it is like to be Michael Hirtes.
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I like how in one post he sneers about the Farms being a bunch of faggots and a couple of posts later he uses the Farms as a source.
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Hirtes is basically one of those guys who'd shoot up a school for infamy except he's a pussy so instead he spends his days mocking someone slightly more retarded than himself.
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I know I mentioned he lied to me in DM about how he wasn't the twitter sock guy ReftByLife earlier on in the thread, but I never dumped the caps from it. So have a look into the mind of Mike before his thread dropped and he shit himself in anger.
I'd also like to preface by saying I'd like to thank Cacky for his weaponized autism in this instance.
And then I get confirmation from non-Cacky sources that he was indeed the ween/A-Log
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kiwifarmers.
I'd also like to preface by saying I'd like to thank Cacky for his weaponized autism in this instance.
And then I get confirmation from non-Cacky sources that he was indeed the ween/A-Log
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kiwifarmers.
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And you didn't bother to show this until now because...
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He was too busy getting FUCKED IN THE ASS by a homonculus.
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Lol, calm down. It's just a neckbeard who harasses a mentally challenged guy for free.
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"Greedy thieving shit like this is why I hate Chris's guts."
Nigga you got arrested for shoplifting, you got no right to give Chris shit for stealing
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I love how he tries to use this to justify every single act of his: "See? I was totally justified in committing my life to harassing this tard!"."Greedy thieving shit like this is why I hate Chris's guts."
Nigga you got arrested for shoplifting, you got no right to give Chris shit for stealing
@Feline Darkmage, that PM chain is gold, I love how he's trying to play it cool given that he ultimately loses his entire shit lmao.
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The only thing Hirtes could possibly claim superiority over Chris for is not crapping his briefs, and that's 
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Judging by the way he immediately goes to town on Chris's tweets, I don't think the man takes bathroom breaks at all.The only thing Hirtes could possibly claim superiority over Chris for is not crapping his briefs, and that's
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"Greedy thieving shit like this is why I hate Chris's guts."
Nigga you got arrested for shoplifting, you got no right to give Chris shit for stealing
Leaving your shit in someone else's house for 30 years more or less constitutes abandonment of property.
That's what the diapers are for.
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It's amazing that Hirtes has been reeeeeing on the internet almost literally since it was invented, and yet he still can't grasp the use of reaction images.