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The close up really does make me feel somethings up with her.

She's a strange one all right. She see's a piece of herself in DSP so she's garbage just for that. Don't even start with the White Knighting and the other beta male BBS. The only saving grace for Leanna was that she meme'd all over Phil and legit funny during the end of their relationship.
 
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Totally unqualified opinion: he’s lost significant fine motor function. He sees fine but his fingers can’t react in a timely fashion to play any twitchy game.

Source: I’m getting old and suck at shooters now.

Edit for hearthstone sperging: he could play meme decks and get easy money. He’d have to learn to play the game though. Reading is hard.

Everybody hits a point where they start to lose a step. Its getting worse for him and his arrogance and pride won't let him admit it. Humility would be a nice first step to him saving his "career" but we all know that will never happen.
 
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She looks like the autistic characters from Mass Effect: Andromeda but irl, like she was put together wrong somehow.

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Chat is an absolute shitshow, people are getting banned en masse.

Someone asked "If Phil is talking about taxes why are people getting banned for talking about taxes?" Then got banned 5 seconds later.

Update: Been keeping count while paying half-attention, at least 30 people have been banned in last 15 minutes for both trolling and asking genuine questions with the word 'tax' involved. It's not an autoban because it's taking quite a while for some, so someone's going ban crazy

It's these two little pricks. Apparently when you're 15 and get a tiny bit of power, you get quite a rush of blood to your cock...

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Phil's new mods are picking up where Vidar left off I see. Wonder if he realizes that ban happy mods don't help him earn new subs that aren't gifted or donations (:optimistic:)
 
@BSV who do you think is the best mod in DSP chat and who do you think is the worst, and why do you think that?
I don't even know half the mods anymore. But kozatof obviously best mod. Worst would be phil obviously. He didn't constantly read the chat and could ban people because he didn't see the context in what they where saying.
 
I don't even know half the mods anymore. But kozatof obviously best mod. Worst would be phil obviously. He didn't constantly read the chat and could ban people because he didn't see the context in what they where saying.
havent you watched phil in recent times? he watches the chat like a hawk, every 15 seconds he looks at it and bans if some mentally ill detractor tries to enter his mature adult safespace.
 
What's with Phil's autistic insistence on turning off the music in games.

Motherfucker you are going to have nothing but engine sounds now good job. Just hours of VRRRRRRRRRRR CRUNCH VRRRRRRR SWOOOOOSH over and over.

God damn it. It triggers me so much worse than everything else he does.

Is there even a point to watching him with the music muted? I mean in a lot of games the music is a massive part of it. Imagine RDR without the music, imagine SotC without the music. I mean he ruined GTA:SA with this bullshit. He seems to enjoy cucking his audience atm.

All those quit games, the muted music. What next? Is he gonna make his face-cam take up 60% of the screen? he's already pretty much a e-whore might as well stop pretending he's in it for the games anymore.
 
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What's with Phil's autistic insistence on turning off the music in games.

Motherfucker you are going to have nothing but engine sounds now good job. Just hours of VRRRRRRRRRRR CRUNCH VRRRRRRR SWOOOOOSH over and over.

God damn it. It triggers me so much worse than everything else he does.

If its any consolation, muting the music to dodge YT bots isn't going to help any more than him desperately playing every game he thinks put him on the map.
 
His shtick is wearing thin. At least it is for me.

He's going to find out the hard way that DSP will never stop giving him material for him to pick apart, and he's gonna get burned out or have his own autism get exposed (unless he's a perfect angel, like my beloved Tevon, then no harm could ever come to him, of course).

Phil dont have the brain cells to sit down and learn whats punishable and what counters what, its the same reason he mains geif and command grabs, he dont have the mental capability.

Good point. The metric for what Phil decides is enjoyable would be based on he believes he understands. His connection to Street Fight has remained because he thinks he knows enough, so he's good at it. That being said, his jumping on the Hearthstone train was one of the few times I've actually seen him excited for something. I guess he thought he immediately grasped it, and then bought his way up a bit?

But kozatof obviously best mod.

In your opinion, what made Kozatof the best mod? Phil banned him sometime last week for 'regurgitating detractor memes' (only to be unbanned sometime later by another mod I guess). I assumed someone that could provoke Phil's ire like that would be quite the opposite :/
 
Shopping for hours: Driving around town to do a week's worth of grocery shopping/etc. Literally just running all the day to day errands anyone else would do throughout the week as a marathon so he can hide at home the other six days.

Expensive Restaurant: Anyplace that isn't 'please seat yourself' or ordering at a counter.

Lets not pretend Phil is spoiling this bitch. Phil's days out with Leanna were the same way, groceries and errands then Bob Evans.
 
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The close up really does make me feel somethings up with her.

She's learned things about Phil while living with him that she didn't bargain for. What, exactly, I don't know. She's going to keep telling herself for awhile that everything is ok. She's going to keep telling herself for awhile that the situation she's in now is better than the situation she just got out of. She'll tell herself all sorts of things.

But she can't lie to herself forever.
 
I see nice little meltdowns like this and all I can do is remember that Phil doesn't attack other people/streamers first, no he only ever responds, people just RANDOMLY ATTACK HIM DUDE but he never starts shit ever. I'm sure if we all go looking we will find where Ninja and Drake call out DSP first because there is just no way a bitter ass.....I mean beacon of Positivity launched into an unprovoked jealous drunken rage.

except ninja and drake are too busy being successful to care about DSP
 
The soulmaid is already disgruntled and he senses it. (I mean, just look at her face in their first video together)
Gotta throw an abundance of goods at her, or else she might escape the Gout Palace like the other one did when she found out her highly praised engagement ring was some crappy Chinese knockoff he tried to pass off as a flawless Diamond.
 
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