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Imagine if you just found out about DSP and went to his Twitter. Ignoring the negative comments you take a look at his schedule. A brand new game that you want to check out is scheduled today at 11:30 PST. You show up on time only to get DSP talking about taxes and needing money and shopping and his girlfriend and the condo and his tax attorney etc. After 15 minutes you type in chat, "where's this new game? When does he start?" And you get banned.

Would you continue to watch Phil?
 
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snappedspines said:
holy shit he just took his camera to take a picture for his license and his hair looks like its missing a bunch in the front?? Can someone grab a picutre
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Where the fuck is the camera he used to take that C Class picture located?

It's like behind his fucking tv? He had to took a picture at a weird angle past wires and shit. Maybe I missed him putting it there for the gag but... I doubt it.

Edit: It appears they added checkpoint columns while you're racing. It used to be just the blinker to take a turn iirc. So shame they made it easier.

At least there's no replay last race option and he's already salty about losing C class races.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Where the fuck is the camera he used to take that C Class picture located?

It's like behind his fucking tv? He had to took a picture at a weird angle past wires and shit. Maybe I missed him putting it there for the gag but... I doubt it.

Edit: It appears they added checkpoint columns while you're racing. It used to be just the blinker to take a turn iirc. So shame they made it easier.

At least there's no replay last race option and he's already salty about losing C class races.
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It was originally there, behind some wires.
 
johnny5150 said:
sounds like Phil doesn't like burnout because all you do is drive around and do random events.



he looks like that creepy touchy uncle.
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What did he expect from an open world racing game? That's all you did in Forza and he played that.

Edit: He's back from break and literally complaining that it's not a narrative game. Where's the STORY.

I told you all he'd drop it the second he started losing. I think I was being optimistic saying this would last 2 full sessions.

Edit: Swagginz is having a pretend argument with himself. Good choice of mod Dave.
 
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neger psykolog said:
wew, DSP's thread on here is 2 months short of being 5 fucking years old.

There aren't actually all that many lolcows with threads that long that are still posted in.
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Phil has his ten year Youtube "legacy" and we have our own five year version. It's not entirely surprising his thread is still going strong after all these years, the guy just keeps fucking limping along producing drama and milk.

Also being an autism magnet the likes of which has yet to fully be scientifically studied certainly helps.
 
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neger psykolog said:
wew, DSP's thread on here is 2 months short of being 5 fucking years old.

There aren't actually all that many lolcows with threads that long that are still posted in.
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Other cows tend not to have a-loggers, detractors, and hayters that are even more autistic than the cow. About half of Dave's interesting moments are self-inflicted. The other half comes from that swarm of spergasity that swirls about arms length around him.
 
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NobodyReally said:
That looks like a site maintained parking lot. Why does he always say he'll be forced to shovel snow if he moves back to CT?
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Because he knows he's too lazy to get up in the morning and move his car out of the snow removal service's way. He knows if he wants to go anywhere once a week he will have been completely plowed in.
 
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Pablo Birmingham said:
But do you ship it?
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Shame it's too late to make the joke "My girlfriend is Chris Chan in a wig!"

neger psykolog said:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISCHAN IS STREAMING THE SAME GAME AS DSP RIGHT NOW

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CURRENTLY DSP IS WINNING WITH 475 VIEWERS TO CHRISCHANS 119 VIEWERS

SUPPORT CHRISCHAN: https://www.twitch.tv/sonichu1982
SUPPORT DSP: https://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil

THE RACE FOR AUTISM IS NEVER ENDING
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My question is: Who is playing the game better? Only one way to find out!
 
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