Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

I still can't believe that panel where Riri begs her teacher to oppress her is real.

What makes it worse is that BMB apparently was making Riri for his daughter. Which makes me wonder what his opinion of her is.

Has he commented on Tomb Raider yet? I found the movie actually pretty enjoyable and Lara Croft to be everything Rey should have been.

So I'm guessing Bob will complain about it and call it awful.

I just saw it too. It was fine, a meat and potatoes movie. It reminded me of the 2013 reboot game as opposed to the 2001 movie aligning with the original games.

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

And here I thought Bob just listened to the Mario theme on loop.

I’m guessing he wouldn’t think much of classical music unless an artist covered his Nintendo music probably. The London Symphony Orchestra has made a couple albums matching that descriptions, but they also include music from the dudebro shooter games like Fall Out and Call of Duty, so...

"The Tetris Theme"

 

[Positron]

Talking about "The Canon" continued.
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You can either accept The Canon as it is, for representing an objective acme of an artform, or deny the concept of "The Canon" altogether (as postmodernists do). To demolish The Canon for not representing some arbitrary "cultural perspective" while trying to smuggle disposable popcorn like Black Panther into The Canon is hypocritical.

What beef does he have with Keanu Reeves? If there is one genuinely likeable person in Hollywood, it is Reeves. He is also one-fourth pee o'sea!

 

[RockVolnutt]

You can either accept The Canon as it is, for representing an objective acme of an artform, or deny the concept of "The Canon" altogether (as postmodernists do). To demolish The Canon for not representing some arbitrary "cultural perspective" while trying to smuggle disposable popcorn like Black Panther into The Canon is hypocritical.

It still confuses me how people like Bob make a big deal by claiming BP is changing movies and society forever because *insert buzzword salad here* but how? It didn't do anything new for the medium, before it came out they wrote off anyone criticizing it as Nazis, if it failed they would've continued writing off anyone criticizing it as Nazis, if it succeeds they write off anyone critcizing it as Nazis, etc. If "Nazis are everywhere" was always going to be your conclusion and nothing changed for films/society then where the hell is this "revolution" you speak of?

It's hard to even mockingly try that logic. Literally "There was a black guy so I clapped. That's progress"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, at least we know his Mom's the reason why he's fat.

Speaking of dieting...

He could just move the fuck on. But nevertheless, he persists.

I'm okay with this.

Bob Chipman: Diabetic, Hack and now Chickenhawk.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well, at least we know his Mom's the reason why he's fat.
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Speaking of dieting...
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He could just move the fuck on. But nevertheless, he persists.
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I'm okay with this.
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Bob Chipman: Diabetic, Hack and now Chickenhawk.
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Not trying to sound ignorant, but why are CNN and MSNBC and Bob obsessed with Stormy Daniels when Bernie Sanders doesn’t give a shit about it?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not trying to sound ignorant, but why are CNN and MSNBC and Bob obsessed with Stormy Daniels when Bernie Sanders doesn’t give a shit about it?

Because Bernie Sanders didn't beat Hillary Clinton in the general election.

 

[elder god]

Speaking of dieting...

Yeah, a diet of Pizza and Cheezy bread delivered from Dominos is more Bob's style, besides, eggs, juice, and lemons would have to be bought from a store, and they might not have rascals for him. That would be too much on Bobs heart.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Yeah, a diet of Pizza and Cheezy bread delivered from Dominos is more Bob's style, besides, eggs, juice, and lemons would have to be bought from a store, and they might not have rascals for him. That would be too much on Bobs heart.

Don't forget chicken nuggets from McDonalds with five greasy double beacon cheeseburgers.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Don't forget chicken nuggets from McDonalds with five greasy double beacon cheeseburgers.

That's not much for the Blob here. He'd need the Bubble Bass Burger instead.

Spoiler: Brace your heart to prevent a heart attack

 

[RockVolnutt]

That's not much for the Blob here. He'd need the Bubble Bass Burger instead.

Spoiler: Brace your heart to prevent a heart attack

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It'd be simpler to just pour melted cheese on a cow.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That's not much for the Blob here. He'd need the Bubble Bass Burger instead.

Spoiler: Brace your heart to prevent a heart attack

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Holy shit. You’re right. But he’ll need four Bouble Bass Burgers instead.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob Chipman: Diabetic, Hack and now Chickenhawk.

I know the answer, but it bears asking anyway. Does Bob know that Boston would be a target for nuclear warheads if he wants play brinkmanship with the Ruskies? They have a large stockpile of warheads and ICBMs so I don't think they will take orders from a fat fuck like him. Even if he was not vaporized in the blast, the shockwave would likely bury him in "basement apartment" (though I think he would free more about the EMP frying his electronics and keeping him from sperging on Twitter.)

Lord, I would love to see Putin laugh at Bob and belittle him before the world.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Couldn't help but notice that Moviebob hasn't said much on the whole Count Dankula situation going on in the U.K. Admittedly, I don't know the full details about the whole thing (since I don't know who Count Dankula is), but I'd imagine Moviebob chiming in talking about him getting busted for a video is a "good thing."

That's not much for the Blob here. He'd need the Bubble Bass Burger instead.

Spoiler: Brace your heart to prevent a heart attack

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Hold up, was that a real burger that they referenced in the show or did it come out after the show?

 

[Gordon Cole]

REEEEEEEE GAEMERS!

Jesus, his autism's on another level.

Hold up, was that a real burger that they referenced in the show or did it come out after the show?

A little of both. IIRC, it was a combination of fast food slang the writers threw together, then some fans decoded it and made one for themselves.

 

[Zaryiu]

Not trying to sound ignorant, but why are CNN and MSNBC and Bob obsessed with Stormy Daniels when Bernie Sanders doesn’t give a shit about it?

It's the old tac

Because Bernie Sanders didn't beat Hillary Clinton in the general election.

That and the'll try absolutely anything to hurt Trump

 

[TheImportantFart]

Couldn't help but notice that Moviebob hasn't said much on the whole Count Dankula situation going on in the U.K. Admittedly, I don't know the full details about the whole thing (since I don't know who Count Dankula is), but I'd imagine Moviebob chiming in talking about him getting busted for a video is a "good thing."

He probably doesn't know about it. Even his social justice buddies who he generally gets his news from are having a hard time spinning this to look favourable to their cause (those that have commented have been forced to admit it's stupid) so I think they're choosing not to comment.

 

[thismanlies]

REEEEEEEE GAEMERS!
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Jesus, his autism's on another level.
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A little of both. IIRC, it was a combination of fast food slang the writers threw together, then some fans decoded it and made one for themselves.

If only he was as bulimic with food as he is with nonsense.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Lynn is totes diverse! Eat a dick, Tucker Carlson!"

Is Gotham not a Superior Metropolis?

...Okay? What does that have to do with anything?

"Why caouldn't dinosaurs be like Jurassic Park?" - Bob Chipman, a 37-year old man.

My favorite thing about Bob is that he always puts his health ahead of everything else.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Jesus Christ Bob, at least quote Wikipedia right when you want to sperg about ninja and premodern Japan.