Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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An IMAX screen at Radio City Music Hall isn't enough to handle Bob's projection.
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Beating a dead horse but Bob's obsession with someone taking over the world is pretty dumb. Nations can, and have for the longest time, help each other succeed without the need of that. Controlling the entire planet means no escape and a good chance of it all shattering after a few years since you can't really enforce shit/rebels kicking your teeth in. A government like that would not be able to effectively address the needs of all those people in very different regions.

Literally no benefit unless he wants to die in a global war or he's too stupid to remember more than one country.
 
I thought three names is one of those things where Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth all had three first names? IE, each of their first, middle, and last name could be used as a first name?

So a lot of famous killers are known by three names. Although I've always guessed it was to sort of help people named John Gacy.
 
Beating a dead horse but Bob's obsession with someone taking over the world is pretty dumb. Nations can, and have for the longest time, help each other succeed without the need of that. Controlling the entire planet means no escape and a good chance of it all shattering after a few years since you can't really enforce shit/rebels kicking your teeth in. A government like that would not be able to effectively address the needs of all those people in very different regions.

Literally no benefit unless he wants to die in a global war or he's too stupid to remember more than one country.
It makes "more" sense when you remember that bob, like all SJWs, is very America-centric. To Bob one world government means that the whole world just becomes one big America.
Like all things Bob believes this is fucking retarded. Consider China. A country Bob constantly wanks himself dry over.
If you told the average Chinese that China, Korea, Vietnam and Japan were all one big country now...He'd tell you to fuck off. The same goes for Africans and Europeans. Even most Americans and Canadians would at least think twice about having their countries join together.
Of course Bob doesn't think about any of these things. He wants a one world order just so he can have endless Bic Macs and Marvel.
 
I mean, sure, it would be good if the United Nations weren't fucking useless, but considering they are useless, and Bob hasn't proposed anything to change that...
 
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The only way this "One country" bs would work would be through force and even then it would fail in a matter of decades.
 
Glad to see that Bob's learned nothing from last time.
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>Considers Wes Anderson "problematic".
>Would continue to blow Marvel even if they killed his family.

Yeah, sounds about right.
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"Why won't the cops in a different state do what I tell them?"
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Because your computer's a potato?
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That's not funny, that's just really sad.
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I don't believe for a second that he clean his computer that often as he say there. That his computer is a potato is also an option.
Considering the quality of his output, I'm inclined to say that Bob's computer is a potato, and he rarely cleans it. Even then, due to what Bob rakes in through Patreon, he should have enough money to build himself a nice PC for video use.
 
Glad to see that Bob's learned nothing from last time.
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>Considers Wes Anderson "problematic".
>Would continue to blow Marvel even if they killed his family.

Yeah, sounds about right.
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"Why won't the cops in a different state do what I tell them?"
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Because your computer's a potato?
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That's not funny, that's just really sad.
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Beast three times the size and in desperate need of a cooling sys- is he talking about his computer or has he looked in the mirror?
 
Because your computer's a potato?

Fun little bit of trivia: with enough age, a processor's thermal paste can dry up and do absolutely nothing, leading to terminal overheating.

Just thought I'd mention that.

As for everything else Sexy posted today ... well, it's the usual turbo-powered smugness and autism. (Wes Anderson is a culturally appropriating shitlord! Bob knows the motive behind the Austin bomber! He still hates almost everybody!)

I'm starting to get bored with him, alas.
 
If that is the case, then you cannot castigate someone using your own warped mindset of how you view subject themes in movies in what you believe is an objective manner.

Wes Anderson is too twee to be offensive. Bob looking for something to be pissy about in fucking Rushmore is a shining example of his silliness.
 
There's absolutely no reason for Bob to have such a shitty computer. He makes more then enough money on Patreon to have the best that's available.

Seriously, what does he spend his money on? It's easy to joke about him spending it all on food, but in all seriousness there is no reason for him to be struggling the way he is. He makes over $4,000 on Patreon each month, he's living in his parents basement so he's probably not paying all that much in rent, and he seems to rely on his family for a lot of things in his life (like Netflix).

So what exactly is he doing with his money?
 
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