Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mola Ram said:
Bob Chipman's sexuality, which is something I assume to be theoretical in any event, is not something I devote too much brainpower to.
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He is Twittersexual.

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Didn't his Twitter bio once describe him as an ardent defender of free speech?

Good times.
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It's only "free speech" when our side do it; what your side do is "hate act".
 
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Hamilton spergery.
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I like how he now accuses people of being Russians just because of typos.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Considering that he has the blue checkmark of immunity, never or a really long time.
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Having a verified account isn't what it used to be. Depending on who you tweet to you could see at least a temp suspension. This is mostly the case because Twitter needs more investors and investors want to see people treated equally on the site as it looks good in the press which makes them money.

They will also remove that checkmark too for accounts that go against their ToS and even suspended it's verification policy back in November.
 
If you're feeling bad for Bob, don't. Like Spoony and Yandere Dev, Moviebob is living in the promised land of making money and getting attention not just along with doing what he likes, but for doing what he likes. Aside from his health situation, he gets paid to review movies (and he has to see some bad ones too, boo hoo, we see them too and we have to pay for them) and he has amazing amounts of free time and money to spend on hobbies most married people with jobs would have a much harder time finding a place for in their lives.

Let's think: what would you do if you earned thousands of $ a month and didn't have to pay for rent, internet, or netflix? You'd be able to afford every current console the day they came out and plenty of games. You'd be able to take the whole family on ski trips or amusement park expeditions. You could travel and visit foreign art museums or monuments. You could go hiking anywhere. Instead, Moviebob rants on twitter as if twitter rants are magic spells that will fix everything.
 
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1158 pages, it has probably been talked about, but I'll say it anyway. Why does he put entire sentences, and sometimes the whole phrase, inside parentheses? ok...the answer is autism and retartadism, alright. But it's for me, without question, the most annoying aspect about this lardass. Basic universal grammar, it works like that in any language.



I will write the above post in bob retardman fashion now:

1158 pages (it has probably been talked about) but I'll say it anyway. Why does he put entire sentences (and sometimes the whole phrase) inside parentheses? (ok...the answer is autism and retartadism, alright) But it's for me (without question) the most annoying aspect about this lardass. (Basic universal grammar) it works like that in any language.
 
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Raging Capybara said:
1158 pages (it has probably been talked about) but I'll say it anyway. Why does he put entire sentences (and sometimes the whole phrase) inside parentheses? (ok...the answer is autism and retartadism, alright) But it's for me (without question) the most annoying aspect about this lardass. (Basic universal grammar) it works like that in any language.
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You need more hyphens, quotation marks, and the wrong version of "its."
 
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Raging Capybara said:
1158 pages, it has probably been talked about, but I'll say it anyway. Why does he put entire sentences, and sometimes the whole phrase, inside parentheses? ok...the answer is autism and retartadism, alright. But it's for me, without question, the most annoying aspect about this lardass. Basic universal grammar, it works like that in any language.



I will write the above post in bob retardman fashion now:

1158 pages (it has probably been talked about) but I'll say it anyway. Why does he put entire sentences (and sometimes the whole phrase) inside parentheses? (ok...the answer is autism and retartadism, alright) But it's for me (without question) the most annoying aspect about this lardass. (Basic universal grammar) it works like that in any language.
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For the same reason that Bob uses big words and makes his sentences longer than they have any right to be: because he thinks it makes him look smarter despite being dumb as dogshit.
 
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Mola Ram said:
You need more hyphens, quotation marks, and the wrong version of "its."
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He also needs to find a way to add "friendo" to the end as well.

@Raging Capybara , you get a 6.5/10, refer to your SMB3:Brick by Brick handbook for further learning.

EDIT: If I had to guess what's cooking Bob's potato, I think a pump failure on the Liquid cooler could be probably the cause, that or he needs to reapply his Thermal paste.
 
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Foltest said:
I bet that his power supply unit is the one that is wrong with.
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neural said:
He also needs to find a way to add "friendo" to the end as well.

@Raging Capybara , you get a 6.5/10, refer to your SMB3:Brick by Brick handbook for further learning.

EDIT: If I had to guess what's cooking Bob's potato, I think a pump failure on the Liquid cooler could be probably the cause, that or he needs to reapply his Thermal paste.
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I do tech support for my job. I'm not diagnosing this cunt's problems for free, and I advise you all to do the same.

Let his PC burn.
 
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