Careercow Under the Covers with Sunny - Aftermath

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Unfortunately, Sunny isn't the only one whoring herself out to morbidly obese middle-aged wrestling fans.

And our friend Todd strikes again.

 
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You can have your photo taken with her while SHE'S DRESSED?? WTF.

A nude photoshoot with your teenage crush - this would be sorta cool, I guess. But wearing clothes - meh.
 
BatNapalm said:
Unfortunately, Sunny isn't the only one whoring herself out to morbidly obese middle-aged wrestling fans.

And our friend Todd strikes again.

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Hm.

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Ah, that's better.

Also, Pickle Man, the story is good, but I think it needs a little more sizzle. Please, allow me:

205. Blake Sonichu did a lot of coke back around 1996 at the height of his CWCville Security pay. I don't think I have to tell you that Chris and Rosechu enjoy their fair share of nose candy. Well once they had blown through their cash but were still jonesing, they got desperate. They asked Blake for an eight ball on credit. He laughed and said, "Black sonichus don't believe in credit. But we can barter." Chris asked what he wanted and Blake nodded in her direction. Chris looked at Rosechu who shrugged before he said, "Well, hey, don't hurt her, okay?" So like twenty minutes later Blake finishes and Rosechu leaves his room with the tiny, paper envelope. Instead of going back and using it with Chris (who was in their room freaking out and crapping himself, otherwise doing nothing), she did the coke with Clyde Cash and spent the night in his room. A few hours later a frantic Chris starts banging on Blake's door. Blake answers the door and Chris asks, "Is Rosechu here?" Blake shrugs and Chris says, "Where the fuck is Rosechu?" Blake says he doesn't know because she left hours ago. Chris immediately abandons his search and says, "Well did she take the dope with her?" The next morning he still hasn't seen Rosechu so he goes to the front desk where he runs into Clyde Cash in the lobby. Clyde walks up to Chris and pushes a nostril closed, sniffs, and says, "Thanks for the bump, Chris." Chris asked where Rosechu was and Clyde said, "She's probably back in your room now." Chris stormed up to see her, got in a big argument, went to the building, and quit on the spot. Kel told him he couldn't quit w/o a written notice. So he picked up a sheet of paper, flipped it over, and wrote: "I quit. Stay safe, Christian Weston Chandler." And that was the end of his mayoral career.
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oh todd. I suspect everywhere he goes, he flirts with chicks way out of league. He seems like the guy who sits in the cafe at Barnes & Noble with his laptop open till close checking out young chicks.
 
Not all wrestling nerds look like those guys, dammit. :c
 
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Man I know nothing about wrestling other than the Hulkster is a cool dude. My question is this a common thing-taking a promo pic with a wrestling star for money or this kind of a rare case?
 
Emperor's Champion said:
Man I know nothing about wrestling other than the Hulkster is a cool dude. My question is this a common thing-taking a promo pic with a wrestling star for money or this kind of a rare case?
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Extremely common. Only a fraction of pro wrestlers make any kind of money from it. WWE pay comparatively well nowadays, but outside of this there are guys appearing on televised shows who are on food stamps. It's also depressingly common for wrestlers who were making money in their prime to have gone through all of it a lot quicker than they anticipated.

So things like paid meet-and-greets are very common.
 
Absinthe said:
Extremely common. Only a fraction of pro wrestlers make any kind of money from it. WWE pay comparatively well nowadays, but outside of this there are guys appearing on televised shows who are on food stamps. It's also depressingly common for wrestlers who were making money in their prime to have gone through all of it a lot quicker than they anticipated.

So things like paid meet-and-greets are very common.
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The movie "the wrestler" is pretty much an exact representation of the life of a pro wrestler.
 
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I really need to start a thread up about wrestling lolcows since there a lot of story from the fan to people in the wrestling business themself but creating a thread is HARD WORK which lead to STRESS which lead me to having a :heart-empty::c

Absinthe said:
Extremely common. Only a fraction of pro wrestlers make any kind of money from it. WWE pay comparatively well nowadays, but outside of this there are guys appearing on televised shows who are on food stamps. It's also depressingly common for wrestlers who were making money in their prime to have gone through all of it a lot quicker than they anticipated.

So things like paid meet-and-greets are very common.
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TNA is pretty much a freaking joke. For the being the "Second biggest wrestling promotion in America/Canada", I seen low budget Indy treated their wrestler better. In fact, here a list of all the stupid shit they done in the past 12 year.

http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=LOLTNA_History

LOLTNA is right.
 
Emperor's Champion said:
Aww poor guy. If I knew who he was I'd say hi. Thanks I guess I always assumed if your a big wrestler the merch and advertising would keep them going.
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Don't ever talk to Virgil. Ever.

"So Virgil told us his alleged penis size. No one asked him this. No one was even discussing this. He just volunteered this during a conversation about women. Here is a list of Virgil fun facts I learned, spoken by Virgil himself -

- He still works for WWE
- He has been in 17 WrestleManias
- He had a $7 million contract with WCW
- That contract was guaranteed money through 2005 (NOTE: Keep in mind, EVERY other WCW guy's guaranteed deal ended by early 2003)
- He once measured Daniel Bryan, and he is only 4'11"
- Andre the Giant was 7'6.5"
- If you wanted Hulk or Rock to sign something, they'd charge you $1,000. This is why his $20-30 charge was acceptable. Austin is $750.
- If you collected all of the NWO guys' trading cards, you could sell the set for thousands of dollars.
- The WrestleMania 4 main event was Virgil & DiBiase with Andre in their corner vs. Hogan & Savage with Liz in their corner
- Zach Gowen was in his late 20s when he was in WWE
- Virgil was the youngest man signed to WWE in history (NOTE: According to Online World of Wrestling, Virgil would have been 25 when he started in WWF)
- TNA paid Hogan $25 million and Flair $15 million.
- Undertaker's real name is Mark Caraway.
- Vince McMahon ran every other wrestling magazine out of business and is the only one left (ironic, eh?)
- The only official NWO shirt ever had "NWO 4 Life" on the front and "Too Sweet" on the back.
- After Vince bought WCW, he filled an entire landfill with WCW merchandise. Then, he and Triple H got into a helicopter and dropped a lighter on it, burning it all.
- His penis size....according to him... is 14.5 inches (NOTE: I looked it up, the world record is only 13.5 inches).

This plus his incessant talking, complaining, insulting people who refused to pay him money under his breath, swearing around children, and just generally being Virgil, has eliminated all my patience. The vendor on the other side of him somehow switched tables specifically to get away from him, vowing he will demand a refund from the Con if he's ever placed next to him again. THAT was my weekend."

That was a fan encounter according to: https://www.facebook.com/JoeDombrowskiwrestling/posts/10153038595541679?fref=nf
 
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When Virgil finally turned against Ted DiBiase and feuded with him, he was actually very popular with the fans.

Problem was, after that they had nothing for him to do. :lol:
 
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When Virgil finally turned against Ted DiBiase and feuded with him, he was actually very popular with the fans.

Problem was, after that they had nothing for him to do. :lol:
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Sadly he still is somewhat popular. I'd remember when the WWE bought him back for Ted Dibiase Jr and he got a pretty good reaction too.
 
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