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Does he think that youtube watches every fucking video that gets uploaded and puts them into categories based on if they are edited or not? Phil seems to believe that they do. Youtube's algorithm has more to do with tags, upload rate, viewer retention and views than it does whether something is negative or not. His video has a lot of views because he hasn't done a review in a long time. It stands out amongst his 30k raw, unedited video game playhroughs. If people watch detractor views 80% through on average, and the original video from Phil 10% of the way through, the detractor videos will be recommended because people actually liked them enough to watch them through.

Also his longer videos didn't do well back in the day because he is boring as shit. He has basically sworn off of youtube so why is he still doing something that is supposed to get him more money on the platform?
 
He's openly admitting to intentionally making his review clickbait? He's just digging his own grave deeper.

When machinima allegedly told him him revenue was down for the month of February a couple of years ago because February was a short month, he said that was a completely unacceptable excuse. Amazing he's now using the excuse for his own reasoning.
 

He can not be serious. He can't be. He thinks YT has an algorithm that can SCAN the content of a video and determine what it is? Is he joking? How delusional do you have to be? This is Hale-Bopp levels of deluded. And there are TONS of streamers (who use YT to "archive" their Twitch streams) who do unedited gameplay streams that can huge views. ..what is he talking about? Here's a guy doing NNK2 and he doesn't seem to have a problem appearing when I search for the game.

. . .seriously who falls for this bullshit? He's essentially saying "I've got this idea of what I think is happening that I've cobbled together based on out of context YT interviews and my own belief in my product. Prove me wrong!" Next he'll be telling someone to prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.
 
Go be happy you SOMEHOW have a girlfriend and a house still. This guy cannot stop shooting himself in the foot. Its never ending

Of course not, duuuh. If you would give science class a little bit of attention it's easy explainable through simple physics. Shall we go into it again? Fine...

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This phenomenon is called "PHILSUCKS" which is an acronym for:
Pressure of Hypothetical Inertia Lowering Spacetime Uuuh and Conservation of Kinetic Shit.

As you can see this system contains two rings which surrounds an endless void of depression which also contains an event horizon, the point of no return - this marks the final end of the entertainer. Both rings have the respectively opposite charge, blue is positive, red is negative. However they both create a finite (seemingly infinite) circle of events. We can call them Productive (+) and Counterproductive (-).

Set a streaming object (f.e. a livestreamer) in each of these rings and they won't interact with each other, however they are aware of the others existence but stay reverse charged to the other one. Basically they repel each other. But this is not the interesting part.

The positive outer ring is stable and fast as long as it can contain its "fellowcity" (fellows in your city) and it contains a lot of high valuable bits so it can feed itself and buy a house or some shit.

The longer a dropped streaming object remains in this positive flow the more it gets bound to this momentum (so it can only exist in this stream) unless the object stood in contact with a phenomenon called "real life".
However both rings flow against the spacetime. A dropped streaming object gets older and irrelevant over time so the positive ring loses fellowcity and therefore momentum. An object which heavily depends of this momentum (because it has a lot of houses, cars and other shit and no alternative) will break out of his working routine from each given point and reverse its charge. Instead of "SWELL Content" it produces its anti-particle "SMELL Content" (which is an acronym for "Shit My Enjoyment Long Lost"). Possibly not only because of friction over time, but also social pressure.
On rare occasions a singularity can hit even a very positive streaming object and also reverses its charge.

So the object jumped to the inner ring where it reversed its behaviour in every detail but still in clockwise spin to escape the situation. However the mentioned counterproductive chain of events won't allow that (universal law of self dug grave).

Each time the object produces the SMELL particle it loses more fellowcity which, with some luck, get replaced by detraction. Detraction has the effect of holding the object in its orbit despite the apparent spiral movement towards the void (also called the "unaVOIDable").

And this is where testsubject DSP orbits right now. He can't get out of there, only experiences his negative charge (has no idea what he does because he can only see negativity), has no alternative movement left, can't increase his momentum because he produces smell content. And he is apparently not able to experience, see or hear himself which is quite interesting, but not helpful.

See? Simple physics.

(yes, I had fun creating this)

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On a more serious note:
I talked to a streamer in the last days and he's basically in the same situation (which I can totally understand). He was a very happy and positive streamer but because he did that too long and feels the pressure of success, his whole streaming quality suffers. Complaining doesn't help at all, it makes things worse, it's like a cry for help but exactly this cry makes the stream worse! But this simply happens and its sad. Phil went full inner ring. His whole existence is simply this: Crying, whining and he thinks this will make everything better. No Phil... you work against your success. Look at this image. There is truth in there even so I did it for the lulz.
 
People stayed with hitler to the end. It was loyal people that made decisions against their own best self interest. It's quite hard to realize that you are supporting a lost cause. Most people that support phil does that of altruistic motives. It's just very undeserved.

Bit of a different situation their buddy.
Hitlers supporters stuck with him because he was a lost cause but he could still sign their death Warrent and the alternative was getting raped and murdered by the Russians. Even whilst supporting him they tried to made deals with anyone but Stalin to salvage something.
With Phil there's nothing preventing anyone from pulling their support other than the knowledge the Internet has been right about Phil all along, unless your a major pay pig neither phil nor forums like this would notice.
That said there are people who actually enjoy phil content in the same way people unironically enjoy nickelback or suicide squad.
 
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"muh videos don't fall in to the search algorithm because it doesn't fit the criteria to get pushed."
Hours of raw unedited videogames played by someone with a constant hangover that says fuck youtube. And it doesn't meet the criteria. What does these booksmart people want from people these days? Editing and fancy commentary that isn't boring as fuck?
unless your a major pay pig neither phil nor forums like this would notice.
LOL pay pigs. It's like that is almost a real thing outside of here. Sorry Winston Churchil but if you are going to make a funny insult. You should omit PAY PIG
 
"muh videos don't fall in to the search algorithm because it doesn't fit the criteria to get pushed."
Hours of raw unedited videogames played by someone with a constant hangover that says fuck youtube. And it doesn't meet the criteria. What does these booksmart people want from people these days? Editing and fancy commentary that isn't boring as fuck?

LOL pay pigs. It's like that is almost a real thing outside of here. Sorry Winston Churchil but if you are going to make a funny insult. You should omit PAY PIG

Paypig is an actual term used by findommes to reference their fans/victims. Essentially they get their jollies off by giving someone all their money. You can see the paralell
 
LOL pay pigs. It's like that is almost a real thing outside of here. Sorry Winston Churchil but if you are going to make a funny insult. You should omit PAY PIG

Pay pig is the preferred vernacular within the findom community (@Collections Agent you ninja), if you find an insult towards you when none was directed then that would suggest you still haven't quite severed your ties with the community.
Personally I considered you out from Phils heel yet you insist on finding slight were none was offered.
 
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Paypig is an actual term used by findommes to reference their fans/victims. Essentially they get their jollies off by giving someone all their money. You can see the paralell
I know I saw the metokur video about it too. And it's creepy. The thing is that labeling people with a sexual fetish for giving phil money. Is clearly not the case. He is not very attractive and mostly his supporters are men. If he was a woman I would have seen a clearer parallel, but even as a fairly gay person I don't find him attractive at all. He doesn't have any sex appeal at all. Do you see why findom is not a right term to use for people giving him money?
Delusional ween is the right word.
 
No he did actually mention hearing impaired viewers ages ago in a tweet. I can't be bothered to dig it up but I did search him mentioning subtitles recently given the autocaptions saga.
I dont remember that, but i do remember he claimed he had blind viewers!
 
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People stayed with hitler to the end. It was loyal people that made decisions against their own best self interest. It's quite hard to realize that you are supporting a lost cause. Most people that support phil does that of altruistic motives. It's just very undeserved.

I actually lost my father to cancer but it was 5 years ago. not one. get your facts straight.

You forget that Hitler's own men tried to assassinate him.
 
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I know I saw the metokur video about it too. And it's creepy. The thing is that labeling people with a sexual fetish for giving phil money. Is clearly not the case. He is not very attractive and mostly his supporters are men. If he was a woman I would have seen a clearer parallel, but even as a fairly gay person I don't find him attractive at all. He doesn't have any sex appeal at all. Do you see why findom is not a right term to use for people giving him money?
Delusional ween is the right word.

I'd agree someone donating to make Phil read a troll messages or simply to refund a big donation is a ween (in what the term means now, not the definition null prefers).
But someone who donates to Phil during boring streams, admits to being bored but donates anyway because Phil deserves it is pretty much findom. It's not about the person being paid being attractive it's about being the daddy and letting your whore have nice things and having them thank you for it.
 
You forget that Hitler's own men tried to assassinate him.

claus von stauffenberg is one of my favorite germans of all times.
I'd agree someone donating to make Phil read a troll messages or simply to refund a big donation is a ween (in what the term means now not the definition null prefers).
But someone who donates to Phil during boring streams, admits to being bored but donates anyway because Phil deserves it is pretty much findom. It's not about the person being paid being attractive it's about being the daddy and letting your whore have nice things and having them thank you for it.
Whatever dude, if you want to alienate anyone that supports phil, and push them to support him further, sure. Those stupid people getting and erection and masturbating when they give phil 5cent. Is sure some sexual deviant. Fuck them.
 
Of course not, duuuh. If you would give science class a little bit of attention it's easy explainable through simple physics. Shall we go into it again? Fine...

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This phenomenon is called "PHILSUCKS" which is an acronym for:
Pressure of Hypothetical Inertia Lowering Spacetime Uuuh and Conservation of Kinetic Shit.

As you can see this system contains two rings which surrounds an endless void of depression which also contains an event horizon, the point of no return - this marks the final end of the entertainer. Both rings have the respectively opposite charge, blue is positive, red is negative. However they both create a finite (seemingly infinite) circle of events. We can call them Productive (+) and Counterproductive (-).

Set a streaming object (f.e. a livestreamer) in each of these rings and they won't interact with each other, however they are aware of the others existence but stay reverse charged to the other one. Basically they repel each other. But this is not the interesting part.

The positive outer ring is stable and fast as long as it can contain its "fellowcity" (fellows in your city) and it contains a lot of high valuable bits so it can feed itself and buy a house or some shit.

The longer a dropped streaming object remains in this positive flow the more it gets bound to this momentum (so it can only exist in this stream) unless the object stood in contact with a phenomenon called "real life".
However both rings flow against the spacetime. A dropped streaming object gets older and irrelevant over time so the positive ring loses fellowcity and therefore momentum. An object which heavily depends of this momentum (because it has a lot of houses, cars and other shit and no alternative) will break out of his working routine from each given point and reverse its charge. Instead of "SWELL Content" it produces its anti-particle "SMELL Content" (which is an acronym for "Shit My Enjoyment Long Lost"). Possibly not only because of friction over time, but also social pressure.
On rare occasions a singularity can hit even a very positive streaming object and also reverses its charge.

So the object jumped to the inner ring where it reversed its behaviour in every detail but still in clockwise spin to escape the situation. However the mentioned counterproductive chain of events won't allow that (universal law of self dug grave).

Each time the object produces the SMELL particle it loses more fellowcity which, with some luck, get replaced by detraction. Detraction has the effect of holding the object in its orbit despite the apparent spiral movement towards the void (also called the "unaVOIDable").

And this is where testsubject DSP orbits right now. He can't get out of there, only experiences his negative charge (has no idea what he does because he can only see negativity), has no alternative movement left, can't increase his momentum because he produces smell content. And he is apparently not able to experience, see or hear himself which is quite interesting, but not helpful.

See? Simple physics.

(yes, I had fun creating this)

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On a more serious note:
I talked to a streamer in the last days and he's basically in the same situation (which I can totally understand). He was a very happy and positive streamer but because he did that too long and feels the pressure of success, his whole streaming quality suffers. Complaining doesn't help at all, it makes things worse, it's like a cry for help but exactly this cry makes the stream worse! But this simply happens and its sad. Phil went full inner ring. His whole existence is simply this: Crying, whining and he thinks this will make everything better. No Phil... you work against your success. Look at this image. There is truth in there even so I did it for the lulz.

This post made me smile. Thanks
 

Does it benefit the viewer? A little bit, because there's less parts. Does it benefit me? NO, IT CONCRETELY HURTS ME.
Finally, Phil admits that he uploads dozens of videos instead of one to inflate his views and ad revenue. He knows he wouldn't be getting anywhere close to the millions of views he artificially gets every month (and lose out on that sweet ad revenue money he puts on every single video) if he didn't do that. The viewers don't matter, all that matters is if he can get his shekels. This is why he's so angry at YouTube, because they've changed their algorithms to benefit uploaders who don't spam their subscribers with dozens of videos every day; he's abusing an old, out of date system and he refuses to change with the times.
 
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