Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

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Cow crossovers.

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No.... bThat's what I said in the curiouscat where I was informed I was dropped here: https://curiouscat.me/Clawshrimpy/post/174494339


I couldn't just stay quiet or run away.... I'm so sick of running and hiding, I ran and hid from my real life abusers for so long....
found this for you. https://www.indeed.com/cmp/HMI-Hard...GiPxgzGCmnTD_vf5d8s&tk=1c90pm898a227cn1&vjs=3

Why kill yourself when you can stop pretending to be a woman and join the real world? There's plenty of money to be made out there.
 
Fucking hell, the Gainer thread was over two years ago, but to Shrimpy, every day is trolley problem day. He absolutely WALLOWS in periods from history he's salty about, trying to recontextualize them as abuse and not him acting like a fuckwit and being told as much.
 

Dude has scruples, in the classical sense: he can't let absolutely anything go and is always finding new things to hurt himself with. It comes from scrupula, a small, sharp stone that gets stuck in the shoe. Generally, it's indicative of major depression or anxiety disorders.
On the bright side, he's in the company of such historical lolcows as St. Francis of Assisi, who ran naked through the streets and publicly whipped himself for his sins, or St. Augustine of Hippo, who wrote a book about how (among many other things) a baby sins when it cries for its mother's milk.
 
Of course he does. He's obsessed with anyone that's ever done wrong by him.
I found his "Cyclical Pattern" "I'M NOT A CYNIC" bit in Curious cat, along with some other choice bits of stupid.

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In these images he fails so hard at a gimme ethics question because he cannot decide between an anime and a child's life, because he thinks it's a devious trap

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"I can't see Black Panther! I'm too white! Same as I can't see Shoujo Anime because I'm a gu- Enbie, yeah, not a guy!"

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And lastly, whining that he can't play his brother's console all the time because his brother uses it instead.

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Holy fuck Clawshrimpy has a thread here

I remember a few years ago enjoying making a lot of fun on him on the /m/ board

What a magical world. Remember kiddos Gao Gai Gar is the best show ever and nothing will ever top it.

I wonder if I can hunt down some of VF-kun's old trolling of this guy
 
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"I've taken steps to make sure I don't look!"
"Okay, I looked anyways, and I AM BEING STALKED. HOW DARE THEY READ MY TWITTER!"

Anyone have any fucking clue what he's talking about here? I don't read the Contrapoints or Hbomb threads.
>stop going after my friends

What friends?
 
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"I've taken steps to make sure I don't look!"
"Okay, I looked anyways, and I AM BEING STALKED. HOW DARE THEY READ MY TWITTER!"

Anyone have any fucking clue what he's talking about here? I don't read the Contrapoints or Hbomb threads.
I don't have any fucking clue and I read those threads on occasion
 
Anime fans are gross? Thank goodness Shrimpdick isn't a fan of any anime. What kind of loser obsesses over a character from some 90's robot cartoon
Imagine if you were so obsessed with a single anime that it defined your life and your very association with that same anime has tainted discourse across nearly the entire internet about that anime almost anywhere its brought up

Boy that sure would be embarassing.
 

People pick up on you being an eccentric weakling because you never shut up about the weird shit you believe and constantly bemoan how powerless you are and how terrible it is while never doing anything about it.
Even then I'd bet dollars to doughnuts most of his 'bullies' are giving the fucker solid life advice he just won't goddamn take.


Case in point: Will not fucking shut up about his fucking GGG headcanon, doesn't know what defines magical girl genre (It's not just a girl with magical powers, there are fucking trappings) and doesn't fucking watch them, but he absolutely knows Mamoru is not only an example of the genre "but boy" but also well done.


Pure projection. A: Because he is an anime fan and B: He is a pedo. Or wants to be the shota, I forget. Maybe both. Either way, his fetish is fucked.
 
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