Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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On the subject of Bob's Black Panther fetish, you guys remember the first Captain America movie being criticized for serving no purpose other than to set up The Avengers? Would you say the same thing about Black Panther serving no purpose but to set up Infinity War?
 
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BubbleButt said:
I just don't understand how the Asian man looks like he belongs in that family photo more than Bob does. That's seriously impressive.
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"The Chipmans, Easter 2018, including a mentally challenged man we took in for charity (he cried and called us 'obsolescents' when we tried to put him in a different shirt)."
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
oo bad it cost $100 million just to make.
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Well not only does it cost a 100 million dollars in production costs alone, there is also the fact that the likely marketing cost of the film is at least double, so that brings it up to 200 million. Another factor one must include is that the studio gets about 55% or 60% of domestic tickets so in the end the film is still fucked and for these "film critics" not to understand the box office half of their job is pathetic.
 
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BubbleButt said:
I just don't understand how the Asian man looks like he belongs in that family photo more than Bob does. That's seriously impressive.
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Bob’s closed off body language and lack of expression, coupled with the fact that he’s one of the tallest people there yet standing in the front make it look like some stranger who moseyed into the frame. Like if he had his arm on his brother’s shoulder, showed a smile, or gave a cringy thumbs-up it would at least looked like he belonged.
 
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Stock Photo James said:
Personality-wise he's more of an angry pug. Appearance-wise, I can't pick any because even ugly dogs have the charm he doesn't.
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This isn't hard. He's a fucking pig. Yeah, for the Animal Farm reference, sure, but also for the obvious reasons. Fat, loathsome, covered in mud, etc., etc.
 
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Sorry for double posting, but I can't get the server to Bob's channel on both my phone and laptop. Does anyone know what's going on with his channel?
 
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