Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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There's only a tiny (500+lb) flaw in that logic. The only reason Amber is in that house in the first place is because she is dating Becky. Do you really think they'd put up with her for a minute more than necessary if Becky and her broke up?
they probably wouldn’t just be able to kick her ass out the door to the curb just like that. There are laws in place to stop situations like this from happening. In TN, if someone lives at a residency for over a month then you HAVE to give them a month to find somewhere to go. If she’s *actually* on the lease (we know the landlord knows she’s there) then it’s an entirely different process. The landlord would have to file with the courts for an eviction notice for AL, it would have to be served, then she would go to court and the judge would give her said amount of time to leave the residence. I don’t think they broke up though BUT obviously everyone in that house is a lazy mooch (except Ricky) so they might just let her stay to help pay bills. She does already have that room ...
 
I wasn't tuned in to AL's Big, Fat, Fa-beetus Life, so I'm just wondering if she was acting this way when she and Destiny broke up.
Nah. Amberlynn was carrying on like her and Destiny were still together for like, months until she finally came clean, though it was obvious they were no longer together.

Doesn’t Amber usually go radio silent for a few days at a time?
 
Nah. Amberlynn was carrying on like her and Destiny were still together for like, months until she finally came clean, though it was obvious they were no longer together.

Doesn’t Amber usually go radio silent for a few days at a time?


I think we're reacting to the amount of circumstantial evidence (plus we've all been :optimistic: for the break-up since they got together):

-Becky has had her pissy/don't film me face on a lot more often again.
-AL does not seem to be allowed to be alone at the house, nor at one of Becky's sister's and her mom's.
-Becky's super-specific ex/Destiny joke
-All the other things that we know for sure are going on: speaking down to Becky, sharing NONE of the same interests (and AL is done faking like she does), binging (probably not just her own food), and lashing out on her roommates "because of her BED".
 
Amber has mentioned before that Becky and her have come to an agreement that even if they broke up, she'd still live there until she found a new place

I remember that, but I don't buy it. Although...this is Amber we're talking about, didn't she make Destiny sleep in the same bed with her after they'd broken up (and she was already dating Dana, if I remember correctly)?

they probably wouldn’t just be able to kick her ass out the door to the curb just like that.

Yes, I know. I don't think she was added to the rental agreement (if there is one in writing) - last time I checked there were only three people listed as living at that address.
 
I remember that, but I don't buy it. Although...this is Amber we're talking about, didn't she make Destiny sleep in the same bed with her after they'd broken up (and she was already dating Dana, if I remember correctly)?
Yup, her manipulating ways will get her what she wants.
If anything, The Gays™ would start being super rude to her that she'd want to leave ASAP.
 
I think we're reacting to the amount of circumstantial evidence (plus we've all been :optimistic: for the break-up since they got together):

-Becky has had her pissy/don't film me face on a lot more often again.
-AL does not seem to be allowed to be alone at the house, nor at one of Becky's sister's and her mom's.
-Becky's super-specific ex/Destiny joke
-All the other things that we know for sure are going on: speaking down to Becky, sharing NONE of the same interests (and AL is done faking like she does), binging (probably not just her own food), and lashing out on her roommates "because of her BED".
I want to believe! I imagine Amberlynn would live there as long as she possibly could get away with, despite constant shade from literally everyone in the house. And Becky would probably still feel obligated to cart her around to get her “binge” food. Is Amber all out of overweight lesbian options in Kentucky? Is all of this subconsciously planned so she can go crying to Destiny in Florida?
 
If all this speculation were true (please, God above, let it be true) where on Earth would our gorl go?

She fer sure doesn't have cash saved for a down payment on a new apartment, since we know her money goes to Texas Roadhouse and wax melts.
She probably doesn't make enough to rent a place on her own with multiple pets.
She has no family or friends to fall back on aside from Krystle, but lezzberealgorl, she ain't moving back to Virginia.

Amber sweetie, this is what happens when you live in your own fantasy world while treating those around you like shit. Nobody likes you and you die alone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
I’m guessing Big Al had a raging tantrum over Becky having the audacity to follow through with her plans to spend Easter with her family. Probably a lot of Woe is Me/I Can’t Believe You Left Me All Alone/I’m Breaking Up With You If You Don’t Come Home Immediately/Insert Vague Fake Medical Emergency text messages, making the entire day miserable, and Becky had enough.

Purely speculation though, if they have split up. They’re probably still together and just trolling, or a late April Fools attempt.
 
I prefer to wait for some evidence before jumping on the "they broke up" bandwagon. The video game joke was probably just that - a joke.
I mean, nobody said it was a for sure thing. It's been said before that this is just pure speculation and :optimistic:

It may just have been an inside joke about one of her ex's possibly being obsessed with the game or the belief of "destiny", or her redneck ways interchanging destiny/fate.

Either way, it was an odd joke to begin with and Amber has been a sad toddler for a bit, so of course people are going to begin to speculate. Especially on here.
 
I don't think they broke up, but when they do, they won't kick Amber out. According to her, she pays two-thirds of the rent (her third and Becky's third). Becky no longer has a job, neither does Eric, so they no longer can cover it.

As much as it pains me to say it, she makes more money on YouTube than working in a sawmill (maybe, I'd have thought that paid OK), Dollar General or a chicken plant pay. She's carrying their asses.
 
I don't think they broke up. However, I do think that Beck has been passive aggressive with her lately. Especially if that comment she made about the ex and Destiny was actually referring to the person, and not the game Destiny (am I :autism: for thinking it could be that?).

Regardless, I really hope it was a jab and that by at least July we'll get a break-up video.
 
I don't know that shit is shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady. And we know Becks and Eric are big ol' shady bitches anyway but that's something. They might be shady about an ex that is not Amber (which is funny because then like holy shit that truly makes slow ass Destiny the ultimate chad lesbian of Kentucky. I bet you could Kevin Bacon game style any lesbians that have fucked from Kentucky and find your way back to Destiny).

Still I don't know who Becky was dating in 2014 (when the game came out) cause there is nothing inherently funny about someone liking that game, plus that household only plays Nintendo so I don't know what kind of humor they would find in it being about the game. Or it was a miscommunication - Becky was legitimately talking about the game and Eric thought she meant the person. And maybe they wanted to share it just for that reason but the fact that Eric wanted to re-record it and Becky was hesitant to even repeat it makes me think that Becky was being shady on purpose. Not to mention the smile, everything about it - shady ass joke.

Or maybe they are just trolling the haydurss and if so well done cause it made me laugh and has spawned enough conspiracy theories. I still like to think it was Amber for the reasons people have listed above. Plus I really do think Amber's depreshun was brought about because of the Destiny move and Amber was a total megabitch about it because surprise surprise Becky was actually just a huge rebound for needy ass Amber. It would also be funny if this is some shade about Amber cause that would mean this happened on the same day Amber had her freak out about the troll who said Eric was dropping shade about her via Snapchat and then went looking like trash on YouNow to get the real scoop y'all, even though she knew it was all lies and didn't even matter (right? right...)
 
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In all seriousness, this is probably the closest a disaster will come to touching her life and these condolences are blander than her grockbot fare.
 

So I just watched this video from 4 years ago when she was with Krystle. She reads us her MyFitnessPal bio which she has for some reason decided to write as a goddamn poem or a story. It's fucking hilarious. Starts at 5m4s sorry idk how to skip forward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nFSale50QQ if the embed doesn't work.

"I love to write, and I'm very good with my words, um, on paper...but sometimes out loud I don't know how to express myself very well"
"Pure pleasure of each piece of pizza" A+ alliteration
"My mouth, my mind, it all wants fattening cheeseburgers and pints of Ben & Jerry ice cream. But my heart - now that wants something completely different, and it rhymes with 'ballad'" took me a bit to dissect this one...but she's trying to convey poetically that her heart wants a salad
"It's so easy to let myself go but so hard to put a noose around my fingers to stop the eating that I should not be doing" a noose around your..fingers? Gorl?
"I wanna try and forget the fear of extra skin, and live in the fear of obesity to get myself more motivated" DO YOU REALIZE HOW DELUSIONAL THIS IS AMBER?!?!?
"My weight gets stares, my ass doesn't fit in chairs" Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
"This is my journey, of me, melting to my success story" ?????? melting? what.
"The constant grasping for air while walking up the small flight of stairs is embarrassing"
"This will change my life in such a big, positive way - almost like - internal happiness"
"It said 'My Inspirations' I put my girlfriend, my health, and life itself" Well folks, mic dropped, we have a modern day Shakespeare on our hands.
 
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