TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al - The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

After seeing all these details- once again I'm really really glad Benzaie got the fuck out of this mess. I had no idea he pissed off Michaud by calling him out on selling his girlfriend's art though. I guess that explains why they just deleted his stuff without informing him. By the way that's a really dick move to make. Selling someone else's art and not giving them a share of it just to take it for themselves.
 
See, the way I always saw it was that every one of the "characters" in the "Channel Awesome lore" was woefully stupid and had varying levels of success pretending they weren't among them.

It's still a stupid fucking joke, but shocking I know, I chalk that up to Lindsay Ellis being the fucking doormat that she's always been and taking offense because she has to rather than because she wants to.

Don't get me wrong, I don't care that it's a rape joke. The fact that it's so poorly done is the problem. Plus, it really sticks out like a sore thumb when the tone of the "film" isn't that it's a raunchy and offensive comedy. Either fully commit to the debauchery or don't bother doing it at all.

Or you could do it like Doug, where the punchline is that SadPanda is French. Ooh, ouch, my fucking sides. I'll need to start a kickstarter for a hip transplant.
 
I wonder if CA is going to release another "apologetic" statement now that more and more people are waking up to their bullshit.
I pray that Mike will go apeshit and make same document, but about contributors. This is the best outcome (for us, spectators). CA always was a dumpster fire, so let the flames hit the sky.
 
CA always was a dumpster fire, so let the flames hit the sky.
You know, the DTRH stream tonight made me realize Mister Metoker's TGWTG series only scratched the surface of the shitstorm that was Channel Awesome. That document was eye-opening at just how much was festering.

By the way, socialblade is showing that Channel Awesome is still hemorrhaging subscribers. This is like the Fine Brothers fiasco all over again.
 
In one of the threads discussing Doug, somebody suggested that the reason some of his reviews have a 'premiere' in a local movie theater was so he could feel he 'made it' as a filmmaker ('The Next Spielberg'). I get the same vibe from his thumbnails on the actor/performer side.

It's bad enough when Doug inserts himself into a movie poster as if he's suppose to be there:

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But it's way worse when he photoshops his head on an actual actor's body. It's the kind of thing that's somewhat amusing when a child does it but it's flat out sad when a man pushing 40 actively does this.

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In one of the threads discussing Doug, somebody suggested that the reason some of his reviews have a 'premiere' in a local movie theater was so he could feel he 'made it' as a filmmaker ('The Next Spielberg'). I get the same vibe from his thumbnails on the actor/performer side.

It's bad enough when Doug inserts himself into a movie poster as if he's suppose to be there:


But it's way worse when he photoshops his head on an actual actor's body. It's the kind of thing that's somewhat amusing when a child does it but it's flat out sad when a man pushing 40 actively does this.


To be fair this is something that a lot of YouTube channels do, including let's players.
 
In one of the threads discussing Doug, somebody suggested that the reason some of his reviews have a 'premiere' in a local movie theater was so he could feel he 'made it' as a filmmaker ('The Next Spielberg'). I get the same vibe from his thumbnails on the actor/performer side.

It's bad enough when Doug inserts himself into a movie poster as if he's suppose to be there:


But it's way worse when he photoshops his head on an actual actor's body. It's the kind of thing that's somewhat amusing when a child does it but it's flat out sad when a man pushing 40 actively does this.


what a deeply unsettling and unattractive man

is he like incapable of making a vaguely human expression or
 
In one of the threads discussing Doug, somebody suggested that the reason some of his reviews have a 'premiere' in a local movie theater was so he could feel he 'made it' as a filmmaker ('The Next Spielberg'). I get the same vibe from his thumbnails on the actor/performer side.

It's bad enough when Doug inserts himself into a movie poster as if he's suppose to be there:


But it's way worse when he photoshops his head on an actual actor's body. It's the kind of thing that's somewhat amusing when a child does it but it's flat out sad when a man pushing 40 actively does this.

jesus christ how horrifying
 
Magfest apparently. I feel like he couldn't think straight because of how hard he was reeeing.
Here's another post referencing it from 2012:
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It was Youmacon, not MAGFest. Lupa was mistaken. If the fact that those are the Youmacon forums isn't obvious enough, this guy replying the original tweet also says it wasn't. Youmacon is in Detroit, so frosting pastries with dildos is probably just a local pastime.
 
You mean you don't like cutting back and forth between Jennifer Connelly, the most beautiful woman on the planet, and Doug Walker's spasms?
You know, the DTRH stream tonight made me realize Mister Metoker's TGWTG series only scratched the surface of the shitstorm that was Channel Awesome. That document was eye-opening at just how much was festering.

By the way, socialblade is showing that Channel Awesome is still hemorrhaging subscribers. This is like the Fine Brothers fiasco all over again.
Question is, will it stick? The Fine Bros eventually recovered all those lost subs and then some. Obviously the circumstances are different here but you never know with how fickle the internet is...

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Now, this sounds very :optimistic:, but I could live with a future in which Channel Awesome boots Michaud and somehow gets back on track, he goes crazy and releases a counter google doc with contributor dirt and everyone starts REEEEing at each other.
 
Question is, will it stick? The Fine Bros eventually recovered all those lost subs and then some. Obviously the circumstances are different here but you never know with how fickle the internet is...

The Fine Bros made a pretty swift retraction that addressed the point directly and rolled back the reason people unsubbed them. Here the circumstances are different and involved multiple people being treated like shit for the company they work for, plus Michaud is such an autistic shitbag it took him a week to make an "apology" thats already being ripped to shreds for how insincere it is.
 
Question is, will it stick? The Fine Bros eventually recovered all those lost subs and then some. Obviously the circumstances are different here but you never know with how fickle the internet is...

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Now, this sounds very :optimistic:, but I could live with a future in which Channel Awesome boots Michaud and somehow gets back on track, he goes crazy and releases a counter google doc with contributor dirt and everyone starts REEEEing at each other.

The sub count is irrelevant and people are only obsessing over it because they're thirsty to see quantifiable damage. I understand, but let's calm down.

What's actually hurting Channel Awesome is losing almost a dozen producers in a month and experiencing a massive, persistent wave of bad PR that continues to get worse. Their sub count is a minor detail and worrying about its severity is like witnessing a dude get disintegrated by an industrial lathe and being concerned for his scraped knee.
 
Now, this sounds very :optimistic:, but I could live with a future in which Channel Awesome boots Michaud and somehow gets back on track, he goes crazy and releases a counter google doc with contributor dirt and everyone starts REEEEing at each other.

I'd actually be okay with that.

Don't get me wrong, Doug is definitely a spineless shell of a man who makes some of the most autistic content known to mankind, but I don't necessarily want him to fail.

Let me repeat that: I don't necessarily want Doug (and only Doug) to fail.

Again, we all engage in our day-to-day conversations about how shitty the Nostalgia Critic is/has become, but I wouldn't exactly say he hasn't earned his fanbase. Sure, his popularity was largely due to luck as well as cashing in on a trend (the "angry reviewer" formula was at its peak at the time, and Doug was in the right place at the right time to become big), but all the rapid-fire jokes and running gags and high-pitched screeching were, in a way, quite appealing to a large group of people. Why? Well...

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So, there is definitely an audience for the Critic, and it's one that he's maintained for a decade now. That's, like, 50 years in Internet time. And there still are places that are so loyal to him that they will either ignore or even outright defend all his shady behind-the-scenes actions because they love his content just that much (I'm looking at you, TV Tropes).

The one person almost no one is willing to defend, that has caused almost nothing but misery for almost all of his subordinates not named Doug Walker, is Mike Michaud. 69 pages of grievances, a very large chunk of which centers around this douche-nozzle's incompetence and mismanagement, are pretty hard to just sweep under the rug as if they never existed in the first place. Michaud (Rob, too, since he also seems like a scumbag) is why I want to see Channel Awesome get burned to the ground, because at that point he'll be forced to go back into retail and wonder for the rest of his life why his e-empire crumbled without spending a single second to look in the mirror.

If Doug is unable to lose fans even in the wake of all this drama, at some point I hope he either goes his own way or ditches Michaud in favor of another, better manager.
 
In one of the threads discussing Doug, somebody suggested that the reason some of his reviews have a 'premiere' in a local movie theater was so he could feel he 'made it' as a filmmaker ('The Next Spielberg'). I get the same vibe from his thumbnails on the actor/performer side.

It's bad enough when Doug inserts himself into a movie poster as if he's suppose to be there:


But it's way worse when he photoshops his head on an actual actor's body. It's the kind of thing that's somewhat amusing when a child does it but it's flat out sad when a man pushing 40 actively does this.


Those are some DSP "Fan picture" tier thumbnails.
 
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