TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al - The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

[REGENDarySumanai]

You know how, whenever you go camping with a group, there's always that one guy that gets shit-faced and squirts a whole bottle of lighter fluid into the fire? To me, Mike and the Walkers' career is that fire. The people who put this together are the drunk guy. And us? We're the lighter fluid.

We (as well as many now former fans) are the ones that sped up the inevitable breakdown. The drunk simply brought the bottle of lighter fluid to the campfire.
Well, that's how I like to think of it.

Jim and Fredrick basically poured gallons of gasoline into the fire.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

What a story Mike

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LUPA!

I'm curious about what Doug, Rob, and Mike are doing with all the money they make off of CA. We know what they're not doing with it (paying anyone, production values) and we know about the 3 million they blew on Demo Reel, but what about the rest?

How much do they have at this point anyway? They have the website revenue, the youtube money, all the money their contributors/slave labor produce, money from the indigogo scams, and probably other crap. Are they perhaps hoarding it away? That seems too smart for them.

Some of it probably went to paying Corey Taylor for his cameo.

I've been a huge Slipknot fan for years. My very first concert was Slipknot, saw them again a few years later. (Hell, part of my KF name is a Slipknot reference). Seeing Corey and his son pop up at the end of a NC video... Well, I lost a little respect for him that day.

 

[Edge]

Body shaming really makes you look more mature than the supposed lulcows you mock.

It's not bodyshaming to point out her weight
You know what they say,if it looks like a duck,sounds like a duck and eats like 20 ducks

 

[Doctor Stan]

You know what they say,if it looks like a duck,sounds like a duck and eats like 20 ducks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

 

[CWCissey]

You know how, whenever you go camping with a group, there's always that one guy that gets shit-faced and squirts a whole bottle of lighter fluid into the fire? To me, Mike and the Walkers' career is that fire. The people who put this together are the drunk guy. And us? We're the lighter fluid.

We (as well as many now former fans) are the ones that sped up the inevitable breakdown. The drunk simply brought the bottle of lighter fluid to the campfire.

Well, that's how I like to think of it.

I'd say we're more like a tire that got chucked on the fire. Obnoxious, and only there because it's funny.

 

[Zaragoza]

The Down the Rabbit Hole channel guy did a livestream reading the whole document. The part where he stops reading the sexual accusations part because he felt uncomfortable was cringeworthy (in regards as to how the Walker bros and Mike turned a blind eye in sexual accusations). I've been reading various rumors about the Nostalgia Critic since 2014 and man this seeing this shit come to full circle is very exciting. Does anyone know as to who is been doing the casting couch?

 

[Slamerella]

Michaud looks like Jonah Hill somewhere in the middle of his weight loss and went completely bald

 

[Doctor Stan]

Does anyone know as to who is been doing the casting couch?

Longest standing rumor about the Casting Couch was Lindsey Ellis, but if she hasn't said anything about it, I am assuming it hasn't happened.

 

[CausticMinory]

I agree Lindsay might be the Casting couch with dirty secrets Michaud might have on her if she told everything. Hence the vague posting. Back then JO was with Nash I think so, unless Nash is too stupid to realize the chick was cucking him on set, I'd rule JO out. Goggles might of had a Camshow but I think she knows doing Michaud and the other CA members would be not worth it in the end.

 

[Zaragoza]

Casting couch possibly answered, what about the producer that allegedly groomed his female fans? Whose him?

 

[Doctor Stan]

Casting couch possibly answered, what about the producer that allegedly groomed his female fans? Whose him?

Got some suspects lined up, last I checked Little Kuribo was looking about right

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Got some suspects lined up, last I checked Little Kuribo was looking about right

LittleKuriboh and Amazing Atheist are both still candidates as far as I know. The other ones that were suspects have some info that conflicted with the vague things we know about the suspect. Those 2 on the other hand haven't really been ruled out.

 

[UY 690]

 

[Zaragoza]

I thought the Amazing Atheist left Channel Awesome along ass time ago, he's the last person that I think that would be grooming fans. IIRC, there was a greentext on /tv/ back in either 2014 between 2016 that explicitly said that Doug Walker was doing some casting couches.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

there was a greentext on /tv/ back in either 2014 between 2016 that explicitly said that Doug Walker was doing some casting couches.

/tv/ is probably as credible a source for information as Michaud himself.

 

[CWCissey]

Doug is apparently at EmpireCon with Brad today. Oh to be a fly on the wall at that panel.

Predictions? Hopes?

I think the panel will be rammed, but Doug will just get bombarded with protests, and awkward questions until he starts freaking out, either having people removed from the hall or just walking.

I hope Brad just laughs his arse off at the whole thing.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hopes?

No hope.

More than 20 000 subscribers in less than a week, good God.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Body shaming really makes you look more mature than the supposed lulcows you mock.

This site isn't about looking more mature, it's about laughing at tards. She's a lardarse, and Doug's an exceptional individual.

Seriously, he looks like Chris. And his trajectory in life isn't much better either.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Chris Stuckmann left Channel Autism on his own.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

We know what Doug's smile looks like, right? Fuck man, imagine you are a girl who just turned 18, and you're getting THAT in front of you telling you he'll teach you how to kiss, etc.

Honestly, this one certain anecdote that really makes it cringy. Most of everything else was already suspected by me years ago.