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Just means they needed someone else to cart them around again. And speculation, but maybe needed somewhere else to hang out to "punish" the boys for not saving them during the car breakdown.
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>implying the boys aren't thrilled to have the house to themselves
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Yasss hasn't felt like wearing makeup lately because Dusty isn't around. Can't imagine why her depression is so bad lately. Too bad wanting Destiny bad enough wasn't enough to drop some weight to try and get her back.
haha after the tow truck she's at Kroger's and says how hungry she is. I would think not too many people would be worrying about eating after their car breaks down and gets towed. So many people were saying she was probably starving waiting out on the road. It's always funny when people call something out and it turns out to be dead on right. And our girl doesn't even have a coat or jacket, she was freezing.
Why did they have to call other friends, why didn't they just call Eric and Rickie? I know Rickie doesn't want to be their ride all of the time but I'm sure in that situation he wouldn't leave them stranded.
haha after the tow truck she's at Kroger's and says how hungry she is. I would think not too many people would be worrying about eating after their car breaks down and gets towed. So many people were saying she was probably starving waiting out on the road. It's always funny when people call something out and it turns out to be dead on right. And our girl doesn't even have a coat or jacket, she was freezing.
Why did they have to call other friends, why didn't they just call Eric and Rickie? I know Rickie doesn't want to be their ride all of the time but I'm sure in that situation he wouldn't leave them stranded.
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I love this thumbnail. Amber looks like a kettle that is about to blow up and Becky is completely checked out.
Without having watched the video I'm going to take a guess that Amber finally accepted the fact that people watch her for the train wreck and decided to capitalize on it. But, since this is Amber, it's going to be fake drama, she will still lie and will be called out on the comments.
- Odd start for a video that has that thumbnail. Amber starts out smiling and "singing". For someone who's a shut in she talks a lot about the weather, but I guess she has to make the videos longer somehow...
- Amber has finally found someone who matches her mental age, but evenbrat Brady can only stand her for so long.
- Interesting scene (not really) inside the car showing Becky helping Brady with the seat belt. I'm not sure if Amber showed this to "prove" the haydurz wrong or if it was to prevent more "mean" comments. Either way, it shows that she clings on to every single thing she perceives as bad and won't let go. (I think the whole scene was "scripted".)
- Next Becky shows two shirts they'll buy. It's very fast and pointless, plus Amber focus the camera on Becky instead of on the shirts. Fear of showing the size?
- Another pointless clip to show the movies they're going to watch. Ends with Amber walking towards a mirror.
- 3:30 min and 2 ads later, she finally gets to the reason of the clickbait title.
-59 seconds of a thumbnail that reads: "getting personal". I guess it's this long so we can all find our tiny violins. She is in a "bad rut", her depression is horrible and she "filmed a private video for herself". She also says she doesn't want to be a burden or annoy anyone.
- Oh boy! According to Amber the clip we're about to see was filmed after a binge. Also known as Amber's daily behaviour. I still think it's not the real deal.
- After making sure we understood that the video was made just for herself, she begins the clip by saying the same thing again (because I guess that's what you do when recording for personal reasons - you remind yourself it's just for your eyes and mention the vloggers whomake you jealous are your inspiration. I mean, how else you'll remember who their are?)
- In case people are still in doubt, Amber repeats herself again: "this is just for you so don't be trying to upload it to YouTube". Because saying it over and over again makes it true, right?
Personal observation: the subject of this talk doesn't match her facial expressions. Amber dissociated herself (refers to her future self as a separate entity) and show no emotions other than a few smiles.
Sure, she's finally repeating, verbatim, what people have told her in comments, but she doesn't believe any of it. Amber has no intention what so ever to lose weight - she knows she only makes money on YT due to her weight, and that if she did lose weight she would lose revenue afterwards. She is very comfortable in her own skin and still sees herself as beautiful and sexy.
- "I love you, and I care about you, and I don't want you to die". Amber said to...Amber.
I just found out another thing she isn't good at - acting.
- Amber tries really hard to squeeze some tears, it doesn't work, so she gives up and giggles. Despite this being a totes personal video, not meant to be on YT, Amber feels the need to mention that "I sound like I have a split personality disorder". To herself, of course. After all this clip was not meant to go up on YT.
- Admits to not having read the "binging books" yet and claims to have friends who also suffer with BED.
- Oh, what a surprise! The clip ends and at no point is Amber showing any emotion. If this was really made after a binging episode, it shows that what she feels after binging is contentment. She's calm, pleased and smiles throughout the whole thing.
- The next day...Don't put your tiny violins away yet. She admits - as she giggles - that "I've been really bad with my eating and I haven't been caring about what I'm putting it in my body but I really wanted to focus on drinking water".
- While trying to show us what a savvy shopper she by buying a gallon of water for 98 cents, she says that you can get a little bottle, 12oz, for (Amberism of the day) more expensive than that.
- Amber's magic thinking in action. Because she bought the gallon of water (and it was a good deal), she drank almost all of it (even though we don't actually see her drinking). So, take that you haydurz. Buying water isn't a waste of money. If she didn't buy that gallon she wouldn't have drunk water at all.
Personal observation: so far this vlog is Amber, yet again, addressing observations made here and in her comments section. Amber is too proud to admit people have given her good advice, so she comes up with stupid and convoluted ways to do what people have been telling her.
I think part of the reason why she makes things so complicated is so she can, when she eventually fails, claim that this (whatever it was that people suggested) doesn't work for her because snowflake.
Stubbornness isn't a bad trait to have, but there is a difference between being stubborn and being stupid. If people tell you that jumping from a bridge is dangerous and will harm you, and you jump anyway you're not being stubborn, you're being stupid.
- For all of those who said Amber doesn't brush her teeth: we get a clip (sped up with bad music, starting around 7:30) of her doing just that. 10 seconds of it.
- Food porn. Something that might be two pieces of bread with wilted greens on top, or two small potatoes (I can't tell), a quick appearance of a glass with a lemon slice (you need that water, gurl!) and a sorry excuse for a salad that looks like an infant threw up on top of some random vegetables.
- Next we get a close-up shot of Becky's double chin and her food. Amber can throw shade with the best of them
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- Next scene shows them in the parking lot and a breathless Amber informs us they're going to the mall. Very exciting scene of Amber turning earring displays round and round. "I love this so much" says Amber as she holds a choker in her hands. They're in a Claire's store (I went to check their website and the first photo I saw was of cat ears. I guess Amber broke all the ones she had and went there for more? BTW, after she puts the choker back, she pans around and the same photo I saw on the website can be partially seen in display)
- I don't even know how to describe the next scene. They're talking about Becky having strep throat, but it boils down to Becky being afraid of the mean comments.
Personal observation: Amber is making Becky into her mouth piece whenever it comes to "mean" comments. If you believe what Becky says, she has the thinnest skin in the whole universe and her fee-fees get hurt easily.
Amber still believes that comments praising Becky are real and that people are more prone to stop "harassing" them if the complaint comes from Becky.
- After Becky "opens up about her fears", the camera is turned to Amber who makes a face that can only be described as "I don't give a shit". You see, Amber is a strong person and the haydurz don't get to her. The problem is that the way the scene was done it comes across as if Amber doesn't give a shit about Becky's feelings.
- They proceed to discuss about editing the little heart-to-heart they just had out of the vlog. Because this segment was so true and raw. This was not a planned conversation, y'all. Not at all, and if you think so you'll make Becky sad again.
- After the awkward and completely not planned little rant from Becky, Amber segues with - what else? - food talk. Amber couldn't keep her face straight, but she pushes Becky's fee-fees out of her mind, lick her lips and invites Becky to go check out a store where they might get Quest cookies.
- Amber, the economist, talks about the price of Quest bars. Riveting content.
- They found the cookies! Becky doesn't seem impressed. Amber pushes a cookie she chose on Becky's hand and chooses one for herself. "like I can try this one and then we can like both try wolf(both) yeah". Translation: "I'll eat one and then I'll eat the other".
- Oh noes. The car broke down. From what Amber said, I suspect it's the gearbox/transmission.
- It looks like they stayed with Rafe and Hanna, but I could be wrong.
- Stupid scene with Amber trying something she claims smells really bad.
And I'm out.
I love this thumbnail. Amber looks like a kettle that is about to blow up and Becky is completely checked out.
Without having watched the video I'm going to take a guess that Amber finally accepted the fact that people watch her for the train wreck and decided to capitalize on it. But, since this is Amber, it's going to be fake drama, she will still lie and will be called out on the comments.
- Odd start for a video that has that thumbnail. Amber starts out smiling and "singing". For someone who's a shut in she talks a lot about the weather, but I guess she has to make the videos longer somehow...
- Amber has finally found someone who matches her mental age, but even
- Interesting scene (not really) inside the car showing Becky helping Brady with the seat belt. I'm not sure if Amber showed this to "prove" the haydurz wrong or if it was to prevent more "mean" comments. Either way, it shows that she clings on to every single thing she perceives as bad and won't let go. (I think the whole scene was "scripted".)
- Next Becky shows two shirts they'll buy. It's very fast and pointless, plus Amber focus the camera on Becky instead of on the shirts. Fear of showing the size?
- Another pointless clip to show the movies they're going to watch. Ends with Amber walking towards a mirror.
- 3:30 min and 2 ads later, she finally gets to the reason of the clickbait title.
-59 seconds of a thumbnail that reads: "getting personal". I guess it's this long so we can all find our tiny violins. She is in a "bad rut", her depression is horrible and she "filmed a private video for herself". She also says she doesn't want to be a burden or annoy anyone.
- Oh boy! According to Amber the clip we're about to see was filmed after a binge. Also known as Amber's daily behaviour. I still think it's not the real deal.
- After making sure we understood that the video was made just for herself, she begins the clip by saying the same thing again (because I guess that's what you do when recording for personal reasons - you remind yourself it's just for your eyes and mention the vloggers who
- In case people are still in doubt, Amber repeats herself again: "this is just for you so don't be trying to upload it to YouTube". Because saying it over and over again makes it true, right?
Personal observation: the subject of this talk doesn't match her facial expressions. Amber dissociated herself (refers to her future self as a separate entity) and show no emotions other than a few smiles.
Sure, she's finally repeating, verbatim, what people have told her in comments, but she doesn't believe any of it. Amber has no intention what so ever to lose weight - she knows she only makes money on YT due to her weight, and that if she did lose weight she would lose revenue afterwards. She is very comfortable in her own skin and still sees herself as beautiful and sexy.
- "I love you, and I care about you, and I don't want you to die". Amber said to...Amber.
I just found out another thing she isn't good at - acting.- Amber tries really hard to squeeze some tears, it doesn't work, so she gives up and giggles. Despite this being a totes personal video, not meant to be on YT, Amber feels the need to mention that "I sound like I have a split personality disorder". To herself, of course. After all this clip was not meant to go up on YT.
- Admits to not having read the "binging books" yet and claims to have friends who also suffer with BED.
- Oh, what a surprise! The clip ends and at no point is Amber showing any emotion. If this was really made after a binging episode, it shows that what she feels after binging is contentment. She's calm, pleased and smiles throughout the whole thing.
- The next day...Don't put your tiny violins away yet. She admits - as she giggles - that "I've been really bad with my eating and I haven't been caring about what I'm putting it in my body but I really wanted to focus on drinking water".
- While trying to show us what a savvy shopper she by buying a gallon of water for 98 cents, she says that you can get a little bottle, 12oz, for (Amberism of the day) more expensive than that.
- Amber's magic thinking in action. Because she bought the gallon of water (and it was a good deal), she drank almost all of it (even though we don't actually see her drinking). So, take that you haydurz. Buying water isn't a waste of money. If she didn't buy that gallon she wouldn't have drunk water at all.
Personal observation: so far this vlog is Amber, yet again, addressing observations made here and in her comments section. Amber is too proud to admit people have given her good advice, so she comes up with stupid and convoluted ways to do what people have been telling her.
I think part of the reason why she makes things so complicated is so she can, when she eventually fails, claim that this (whatever it was that people suggested) doesn't work for her because snowflake.
Stubbornness isn't a bad trait to have, but there is a difference between being stubborn and being stupid. If people tell you that jumping from a bridge is dangerous and will harm you, and you jump anyway you're not being stubborn, you're being stupid.
- For all of those who said Amber doesn't brush her teeth: we get a clip (sped up with bad music, starting around 7:30) of her doing just that. 10 seconds of it.
- Food porn. Something that might be two pieces of bread with wilted greens on top, or two small potatoes (I can't tell), a quick appearance of a glass with a lemon slice (you need that water, gurl!) and a sorry excuse for a salad that looks like an infant threw up on top of some random vegetables.
- Next we get a close-up shot of Becky's double chin and her food. Amber can throw shade with the best of them
.- Next scene shows them in the parking lot and a breathless Amber informs us they're going to the mall. Very exciting scene of Amber turning earring displays round and round. "I love this so much" says Amber as she holds a choker in her hands. They're in a Claire's store (I went to check their website and the first photo I saw was of cat ears. I guess Amber broke all the ones she had and went there for more? BTW, after she puts the choker back, she pans around and the same photo I saw on the website can be partially seen in display)
- I don't even know how to describe the next scene. They're talking about Becky having strep throat, but it boils down to Becky being afraid of the mean comments.
Personal observation: Amber is making Becky into her mouth piece whenever it comes to "mean" comments. If you believe what Becky says, she has the thinnest skin in the whole universe and her fee-fees get hurt easily.
Amber still believes that comments praising Becky are real and that people are more prone to stop "harassing" them if the complaint comes from Becky.
- After Becky "opens up about her fears", the camera is turned to Amber who makes a face that can only be described as "I don't give a shit". You see, Amber is a strong person and the haydurz don't get to her. The problem is that the way the scene was done it comes across as if Amber doesn't give a shit about Becky's feelings.
- They proceed to discuss about editing the little heart-to-heart they just had out of the vlog. Because this segment was so true and raw. This was not a planned conversation, y'all. Not at all, and if you think so you'll make Becky sad again.
- After the awkward and completely not planned little rant from Becky, Amber segues with - what else? - food talk. Amber couldn't keep her face straight, but she pushes Becky's fee-fees out of her mind, lick her lips and invites Becky to go check out a store where they might get Quest cookies.
- Amber, the economist, talks about the price of Quest bars. Riveting content.
- They found the cookies! Becky doesn't seem impressed. Amber pushes a cookie she chose on Becky's hand and chooses one for herself. "like I can try this one and then we can like both try wolf(both) yeah". Translation: "I'll eat one and then I'll eat the other".
- Oh noes. The car broke down. From what Amber said, I suspect it's the gearbox/transmission.
- It looks like they stayed with Rafe and Hanna, but I could be wrong.
- Stupid scene with Amber trying something she claims smells really bad.
And I'm out.
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The part where she's talking to herself is so fucking cringy. fuk
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You can tell she's still clinging to the "you're cute for a fat girl" comments of the past. It's a decade and 200 pounds later and there is not a shred of cute left to her. Her body is a horrorshow and all that's holding it together is youth.
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Wah wah wahhhh. Poor Amberlynn and her derpreshun.
She cries and whines more than my newborn baby. She also does nothing but eat, sleep and shit, too. I wonder how it feels to live your life being as productive as an infant when you're nearly thirty years old.
She cries and whines more than my newborn baby. She also does nothing but eat, sleep and shit, too. I wonder how it feels to live your life being as productive as an infant when you're nearly thirty years old.
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Neck's looked pretty uncomfy at Hannah and Rafe's which is understandable as she and her super mobidly obese gf drove a wedge between them and then calls and cries for help when the Texas Roadhouse mobile dies.
I'm hoping the gays are not on good terms with them also or flat out said no to driving all the way out where they were to pick em up.
I'm hoping the gays are not on good terms with them also or flat out said no to driving all the way out where they were to pick em up.
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When she's doing her staged "this is just for me but I uploaded it anyway" she said, "I sound like I have a split personality but I don't. You know what I mean I'm talking to you as me, wuuut?" This is shit you would say when you know people are going to be watching it. Not something you would say to yourself. You already know what you intend when you talk to yourself, why say it out loud? And why the added fake laugh at the end after saying that? Oh, because she's a manipulative cunt, always. Too bad her manipulation is completely transparent.
Also, the biting of her bottom lip just smacks of over acting and appears disingenuous and melodramatic. If we are to believe the lie that this was made to be purely for her and she had no initial intention of uploading it for every one to see, why is she trying to appear cute and likable? Why wouldn't it just be a straight forward video of her talking to herself?
Yeah, whoever said "It made me feel yucky".... samesies.
Also, the biting of her bottom lip just smacks of over acting and appears disingenuous and melodramatic. If we are to believe the lie that this was made to be purely for her and she had no initial intention of uploading it for every one to see, why is she trying to appear cute and likable? Why wouldn't it just be a straight forward video of her talking to herself?
Yeah, whoever said "It made me feel yucky".... samesies.
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"I don't like to talk about my depreshun." Gorl that's all you talk about, you cling on your self-diagnosed mental disorders as the reason you have no control over your life like... stop letting excuses take control over your life.
Their poor car collapsed after having to carry around Big AL's weight for so long. Rest in Pieces, Soldier.
Their poor car collapsed after having to carry around Big AL's weight for so long. Rest in Pieces, Soldier.
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I could be reaching here, but - perhaps they called Rafe instead of The Queers because it would give Big Ham an excuse to socialize/take advantage of Rafe with minimum backlash from her 'Am Babies' as apposed to just randomly showing up at Rafe's house. Rafe saved the day - we got talking and things are cool guys! We made up! Sort of situation.
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I find it pretty hard to believe that these are the only gay people in Bum Fuck Kentucky, so why is it that they keep recycling through the same ones? Or is there some sort of special checklist one must surpass to be inducted into the cesspool? (i.e.- morbidly obese , ignorant , unemployed, etc.)
I swear to god if I have to sit thru one more "we're not friends with Rafe anymore" videos, I'm going to gouge my eyes out with Fat Albert's trough spoon.
, ignorant , unemployed, etc.)I swear to god if I have to sit thru one more "we're not friends with Rafe anymore" videos, I'm going to gouge my eyes out with Fat Albert's trough spoon.
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The gays or what about Becky's sister now she has a car. Didn't she post on facebook awhile ago they were friends with Rafe again?
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I think it’s a real shit thing to do to make up with Rafe and Hannah just because they had no one else to rescue them from the side of the road. I guess it’s ok to vow to never be friends with someone again, drag them on the internet until you need something from them.
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Someone asked this during AL's twitter Q&A Friday, before this vlog was uploaded.
Multiple twitter users clarified rage is a misspelling of Rafe. AL never answered further.
QueenOfModeration elaborated on why the question was asked, when at the time we still didn't know it was Rafe who helped Amber.
Also there was an earlier incident where AL claimed she would be donating to Rafe's gofundme (even though she never did).
It looks like their friendship was rekindled before they needed help with the car, though it's not clear why or to what extent. AL does manipulate and use others, especially those she calls her friend, but Rafe is also a grown adult with full knowledge of AL's ways and she has the ability to cut ties with her or to refuse to help.
As much as I dislike AL, Rafe knows damn well what she's getting herself into and I feel little sympathy for someone who knowingly and willingly associates with someone who is only trying to use them.
Which raises the question, why is Rafe bothering with any of this? Why accept AL back into her life when she's dragged her name through the mud?
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Is it possible that Ricky couldn't pick them up because AL wouldn't have been able to fit in the car? I'm being totally serious. I seem to remember that he has a smaller vehicle. I could be wrong, but I could see her getting all bent out of shape (heh) because they told her they literally could not come get her and Becky.
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Rafe is a gigantic attention whore.Someone asked this during AL's twitter Q&A Friday, before this vlog was uploaded.
Multiple twitter users clarified rage is a misspelling of Rafe. AL never answered further.
QueenOfModeration elaborated on why the question was asked, when at the time we still didn't know it was Rafe who helped Amber.
Also there was an earlier incident where AL claimed she would be donating to Rafe's gofundme (even though she never did).
It looks like their friendship was rekindled before they needed help with the car, though it's not clear why or to what extent. AL does manipulate and use others, especially those she calls her friend, but Rafe is also a grown adult with full knowledge of AL's ways and she has the ability to cut ties with her or to refuse to help.
As much as I dislike AL, Rafe knows damn well what she's getting herself into and I feel little sympathy for someone who knowingly and willingly associates with someone who is only trying to use them.
Which raises the question, why is Rafe bothering with any of this? Why accept AL back into her life when she's dragged her name through the mud?
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"Trah" (Try"), "Laah" (Lie) "Wahh?" (Why)
Those are the three words in which Amber uses her fake Southern accent. Always changing for the new girlfriend.
Why would Becky call the subscribers who don't want her going out in public with a very contagious sickness (Strep throat) "Monsters"? That's called having consideration. Of course people who actually have consideration for other people are going to bitch about that. But Amber, and obviously, Becky, only care about themselves and their own needs, so of course they're not seeing the logic in that criticism, just lumping it together with the "hate".
When Amber was about to eat that crap in a can... AGAIN she's trepidatious about trying a new food. Scared even. She's even SAID she's scared before trying new foods. Jesus Christ, food really IS her whole damn life.
Those are the three words in which Amber uses her fake Southern accent. Always changing for the new girlfriend.
Why would Becky call the subscribers who don't want her going out in public with a very contagious sickness (Strep throat) "Monsters"? That's called having consideration. Of course people who actually have consideration for other people are going to bitch about that. But Amber, and obviously, Becky, only care about themselves and their own needs, so of course they're not seeing the logic in that criticism, just lumping it together with the "hate".
When Amber was about to eat that crap in a can... AGAIN she's trepidatious about trying a new food. Scared even. She's even SAID she's scared before trying new foods. Jesus Christ, food really IS her whole damn life.