LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

[Haramburger]

What's the current bounty for butt-banging Chris doggystyle and providing proof? Just lolz ain't enough

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris is too emotionally stunted to understand gender and sexual orientation. Chris' views of sex are through the lenses of a high schooler, at best.

Chris is revolted by the D. I'm sure his autistic hamster wheel brain formulated that he was bi because he's a woman on the inside who likes women, but he still has the parts of a man who likes women. So obviously bi. Because notice how he didn't align with pansexual, which would have been much broader.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Holy moly it finally happened!

Spoiler: Waaaaaait

what happened to all that talk over all those years of being a male lesbian, huh?

It was only a matter of time. For Chris next magic trick he will come out of the closet and admit he likes men and their ugly growth. But in all seriousness, Chris is a born follower, just like ADF is, he isn't a born leader. What I think happened (because let's face it, Chris doesn't understand the word bi-sexual) is that he probably saw someone using it on one of the many Tumblr he follows, so he decided to say he's bisexual as well, not realizing that it means he is sexually attracted to both genders. Knowing Chris, he probably thought bi sexual means that liking more or dating more than one woman at a time. Either that, or he's trying to get attention and asspats. When Chris finally decides to look up the meaning of the word, he will probably issue a retraction statement telling everyone that count graduon made him say he's bi-sexual or something...maybe he'll blame the Nazi's who invavded CWCville, who knows??? But damn it will be funny.

 

[Vendetta]

So 23 And Me told him he was a bisexual too?

It told him he was French, which is close enough.

 

[Water-T]

Chris is so hard up for sex from someone - anyone - that he's willing to try guys just to increase his odds of getting laid.

 

[Hiragana]

It's odd to consider Chris having a Girlfriend-free Boy, even if just as hypothetical.

 

[Haramburger]

Chris is too emotionally stunted to understand gender and sexual orientation. Chris' views of sex are through the lenses of a high schooler, at best.

Because notice how he didn't align with pansexual, which would have been much broader.

There's a lot of PhD's that don't understand all the pan-demi-fluid tumblr horseshit. If there are, they probably have our boards cited as a source for untangling the nonsense.

 

[Mc StarChild]

Maybe this is Chris's way of getting out of trouble for something he did for his sweethearts

Spoiler

He is pulling the Spacey approach

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

There's a lot of PhD's that don't understand all the pan-demi-fluid tumblr horseshit. If there are, they probably have our boards cited as a source for untangling the nonsense.

Look, if you don't want to have sex with everyone that just means you're a bigoted dirty white cis male.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Great. One autistic het degenerate less. The lgbtqaxyz community can keep him.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Wow. Damn. Wonder what Barb thinks.

I don't know, but Chris probably wants to trib with her.

 

[Porker LeVance]

Why does everyone posting here think Chris doesn't know what bisexual means? He's not that stupid. If Chris says he identifies as bisexual, then he is interested in romantic partners of both genders. He's not even holding an Optimus Prime.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

JOOOOHNNNNY!

 

[CWCissey]

Why does everyone posting here think Chris doesn't know what bisexual means? He's not that stupid. If Chris says he identifies as bisexual, then he is interested in romantic partners of both genders. He's not even holding an Optimus Prime.

It's more that Chris is naive and gullible rather than stupid.

 

[MahFibro!]

His 'sweethearts' convinced him he was bisexual?

If you have to be convinced that you're something; you're not that thing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Not sure what @Marvin will say, but he knows better than I do. My thoughts it is one or more of the following:

1. One of the sweethearts is a pre-op tranny
2. The sweethearts are trolls
3. Chris has no idea what bi-sexual means.

Chris is not attracted to dicks. He hates dicks.

 

[Pony Horn]

Now @SpaceQuakes can work off the money he owes Chris.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Why does everyone posting here think Chris doesn't know what bisexual means? He's not that stupid. If Chris says he identifies as bisexual, then he is interested in romantic partners of both genders.

I have trouble keeping Tumblr-esque concepts like "gender fluidity" and "pansexuality" and "heteronormativity" straight, and you think the guy who can't grasp the concept of "Australia" is supposed to understand that "bisexual" means "being attracted to both genders" and not "having the characteristics of both genders"?

. Very very .

 

[Gordon Cole]

Anyone brave enough to make a special label just for his orientations over the years? "Trans bisexual male lesbian" has a nice ring to it.

 

[Nikachu]

It's odd to consider Chris having a Girlfriend-free Boy, even if just as hypothetical.

If Chris is in a relationship with a woman and her man (or a woman who identifies as a man), then he finally gave in and stopped looking for a boyfriend-free girl. He has crossed over into the realm of boyfriended girls. Has he finally conquered his noviophobia?