LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

[thismanlies]

I’m guessing at least one of his sweethearts is a pre op tranny.

 

[Saladin]

This post, and the one about flat chests, reek of Idea Guy 2.0. Something's not right, I suspect.

I want a Chris-chan fighting video game where you can pit Christine against Chris.

I'd back it. A CWC fighting game would be amazing.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Will he explain it to himself that he was bi the whole time and only realized it now, or will he think he recently turned bi?

Also, is Chris a top or bottom?

 

[QWaffen]

Goddamnit. I was about to say, what's next, pagan and vegan? But then I realised Christine would literally only eat potatoes and die if she tried to go vegan.

Anyway, look out, fellas.

You can actually survive on just potatoes without severe malnutrition, see Ireland.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

This is probably exactly like when Jessica Quinn tried to get Chris into fatty porn. He'll promptly forget about it when they stop trolling him. Or they're just outright bamboozling him with word-think like @CWCissey said.

 

[GS 281]

This is good news. We always knew this, though. Chris was always trying way too hard to cover shit up. Look at his early videos. "i just look away" "anything else is vice". I'm not even kidding, if you think that much about it, then you have to have these thoughts rolling around in your head.

But anyways...

 

[Broken Pussy]

Considering that no one of any gender is willing to fuck him, this is all purely theoretical, anyway.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Marvin will say, but trolls made him claim to like dick.

 

[LocalFireDept]

The paradigm of the universe just shifted. But will he eat pickles on his burgers now?

 

[Apocalypso]

Look in the bright side, his hatred against the male neanderthals has finally worn out. Good for you, Stinky Winky.

 

[Jack Awful]

Damn, Chris really is willing to believe ANYTHING if he thinks he might get pussy out of it.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I want a Chris-chan fighting video game where you can pit Christine against Chris.

We need a DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi esque fighting game with all the lolcows that puts quantity over quality and where you can in the same vein put different incarnations of lolcows against each other. I imagine we could select Chris (Classic) (transformations: Gay Trucker, Carlos Chantor), Chris (Tomgirl) and Christine (transformation: Stephanie Bustcakes).

 

[rizlajizzla]

Did his saying 'sweethearts,' plural lead to anything substantial? Sorry if I missed something. Is it currently just assumed these are trolls, & saying that if he wants the Mrs, he has to also be with the Husband, in a poly thing?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

This post, and the one about flat chests, reek of Idea Guy 2.0. Something's not right, I suspect.



I'd back it. A CWC fighting game would be amazing.

The fact that Chris immediately goes to telling people to celebrate lesbian pride also suggests that he doesn't know what bisexual actually means, or he's just saying it because he's being told to.

 

[Grog]

Wow. Damn. Wonder what Barb thinks.

"How can we use this to get money?"

 

[Assorted Nuts]

He loves DICKS DICKS DICKS! PICKLE!

 

[CWCissey]

Did his saying 'sweethearts,' plural lead to anything substantial? Sorry if I missed something. Is it currently just assumed these are trolls, & saying that if he wants the Mrs, he has to also be with the Husband, in a poly thing?

The two sweethearts were lesbians, no?

I'm sure Chris said something about being their off-the-books sperm donor or something.

 

[QWaffen]

I honestly thought we wouldn't see any good Chris activity until Barb died, glad to know Chris-tmas came early

How long until Chris starts crowdfunding for transitional surgery and uses the money for Vidya and legos?

"How can we use this to get money?"

"Please buy our comics, we have to pay our mortgage" - Yesterday

 

[Apocalypso]

Bicentennial Man
Bi-Chan-Sexual Man-Child

 

[gumboman]

It was just a matter of time. Remember how he was so freaked out by seeing a penis while watching porn?... no heterosexual man has ever put so much thought about that

I got drunk for the first time in a while and I thought I'm just seeing things. Well I'll be damned now let's see if Chris has better luck with men.
Though there's probably something here we're not seeing yet.

let me tell you what you are not seeing.

becoming troons got him lot a sympathy in liberal crowd which was pissed as he only wanted a huwhite girl with no nigger blood, now he tells ppl he is bisexual. this is when gets laid. it was a long term plan but he gonna get to smash pussy in the end