Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Trilby]

That $25 autographed bottle of teal hair conditioner is the most absurd thing he's ever tried to sell.

He'd be better off chucking it into a donation bin, let whoever owns it deal with it.

Well... I wouldn't normally pay 100 bucks for a filth-encrusted Transformer with someone's name scribbled on it in permanent marker, but if it's for a good cause... eh, what the hell.

Toys for Tards!

 

[dacwcman68]

lol, the description:

"I am totally changing my hair colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results."

What started as an advertisement quickly turns into a tutorial on how to wash hair

 

[AutisticCrossingDresser]

I'll give him half a tub of my nephews Lego and £3.82p In pounds sterling for a nice slow tugjob and a lock of his beautiful puke green hair.

Anyway know/have a rough guess of how big a fine he was slapped with recently?
You can see the desperation in his face

Also that stubble.

The face that sank a thousand ships.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nobody buys used hair products, Chris!

This is technically true, because the people who buy Chris' stuff are too autistic to qualify as human.

 

[AutisticCrossingDresser]

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Demanding little shit ain't he?

 

[James Howlett]

Please buy! now.

 

[8777BB5]

Get a job Chandler

 

[Marvin]

I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water.

Heh, I love the clash between masculine hobo soap like Irish Spring and the girly crap.

 

[Done]

I think that it's not necessarily the regular mortgage payments that are the issue, I think it's the fact that he may have to pay two mortgage payments + whatever Barb wants for the hoard + whatever fine he gets all at once.

I think he seems kinda desperate now and is having his own weird fire sale to quickly make the money, I also think this may be the point he will hit the limitations of his current strategy of slapping his signature on random objects and inflating the prices, this may work on things like his flag or his personal toys, but doing it with an old bible and a bottle of hair dye is plain exceptional.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think that it's not necessarily the regular mortgage payments that are the issue, I think it's the fact that he may have to pay two mortgage payments + whatever Barb wants for the hoard + whatever fine he gets all at once.

I seriously doubt Barb would let them get behind on the mortgage payments, she might lie and say they're behind.

 

[Done]

I seriously doubt Barb would let them get behind on the mortgage payments, she might lie and say they're behind.

I doubt Barb will even care, she's the one who got them to remortgage an old house in the 1st place, she took money out of Chris's life insurance.

You are placing far too much confidence in the competence of an insane woman with old age issues, and not enough in the person who is basically keeping the household afloat now. Of course I say this knowing that Chris has (at fucking best) the competence of a 12-year-old, but you and I both know that he is the brains of this operation, for good or ill.

I think that this thing got real when the trespassing charge happened, because before that, Chris had a far more relaxed demeanor about his sales, and didn't make a lot of effort in pushing it, now he is clearly desperate, he's been far more active in hawking his junk during the last week than he was during the entirety of this year.

@Marvin and @LoveYouLongTime may have a different opinion, but so far, I believe him enough to pay more attention.

 

[Marvin]

I seriously doubt Barb would let them get behind on the mortgage payments, she might lie and say they're behind.

I don't know, I think she'd let them get behind. She won't let them get foreclosed on, but I think she'll definitely wheedle and try to avoid paying if she doesn't have the cash.

She got sued twice by creditors, remember.

I think that this thing got real when the trespassing charge happened, because before that, Chris had a far more relaxed demeanor about his sales, and didn't make a lot of effort in pushing it, now he is clearly desperate, he's been far more active in hawking his junk during the last week than he was during the entirety of this year.

I don't think this is the trespassing charge. I don't think Chris would get this worked up until he saw an actual price point for a fine. I think he'd be cool as a cucumber right up until the judge gives him the sentence.

This is probably Barb shrieking about the mortgage. Maybe property taxes or whatever.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, it's Night Star again.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Is Chris really selling a Bible that he's made more valuable by adding his own name to it?

I never asked for this level of religious symbolism in my lolcow. This is just a whole new layer.

Doesn't it say in the ten commandments, that there should be no God before thee??? Well, here's Chris declaring he's a god. Looks like Chris is going to hell...alongside Bob and Barb.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I like how Chris autographed each car that makes up the giant robot.

 

[johnny5150]

I like how Chris autographed each car that makes up the giant robot.

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Chris just ruined a good toy.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Just what cool looking futuristic transforming bad ass robots need, some fags faggy autograph.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, at least Chris is finally admitting that he's the world's gayest by wearing that shirt.

Now that he's bisexual, he should definitely get on seekingarrangements.com to meet some eligible sugar daddies.

 

[nvrwastetree]

What started as an advertisement quickly turns into a tutorial on how to wash hair

Something that classic Chris had a hard time comprehending, that and scrubbing his greasy skon

 

[James Howlett]

KBToys went bankrupt over a decade ago. Chris is selling their ghosts to weens.